Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Grandma Can Hold Her Liquor

Grandma Gertie knocked back more than a few
When, of a sudden, she heard herself 'moo' --
   I can hold my liquor!
   She burped, and then snickered --
She 'neighed' ~ Off to the factory for glue

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Ronald D Thompson December 3, 2019 at 2:43 PM Funny and as always so well penned. Did make me smile...Best...Ron :) Gershon Wolf December 3, 2019 at 3:19 PM OK. A smile a day helps keep the stress away! :) gw

Tom Cunningham December 3, 2019 at 10:51 AM What the hell was she drinking moo nshine lol

Ann Foster December 3, 2019 at 9:31 AM lol Ann

Chris Green December 3, 2019 at 9:06 AM That'll teach her for drinking at the barnyard. : ) Funny my friend. Gershon Wolf December 3, 2019 at 3:18 PM Grandma sure ain't 'chicken.' LOL. Thanks, Chris! :) gw