Short Slurp Poems

Watch the birds make them chirp 
do not burp can you slurp...

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Dog
Puppy
Slurping Now
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Spitting it back up.
He runs so Fast
And slobbers.
Puppy
Now...

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Man in moon used crater as spoon
To sup upon milky whey and curds
Sipping up star shake with slurp and burp...

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My mind is a sponge
Slurp Slurp Slurp
Sponges get murky
-You don't want to spread that around-
You gotta ring 'em out....

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chopsticks
hand picks

noodles
oodles!

lips slurp
I burp

tummy
yummy



6 July 2019
Brian Strand Contest...

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There was indeed a Georgia peach
Who took a licking from a leech
As nudists do
They found a few
Picky crabs all over the beach!...

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Haiku Fun
                    the lizard sits still
    watching the flies; snatch! snatch! slurp!
                   the flies are no more...

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The Yankee rancher still blusters
in a drawl he barely musters
launching holy wars
while behind locked doors
he would give more head than Custer....

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Your mouth noise is polluting the table
You sound like a cow in the stable
Must you slurp your spaghetti
Don't dare call me petty
Thank God we have TV with cable...

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When you slurp it through a straw
it cools down your throat
taste so good with the cherry's
the ice is shredded
there are two cherry's
a few limes 
mmmm........

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The onions, bathed in sauté
— s i z z l i n g    aroma.
Tanglement of tomatoes,
spiked with red vino,
Italian meatballs,
spaghetti —
Slurp!

1/13/2019...

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Little Lee sits on edge of his peach mint tea
Drawing his right leg clear up to one knee
Sipping with a teensy slurp, so delicately
We are taking lessons from our friend Little Lee...

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Drip Slip Slurp Trip

She came in cold, harsh,
Splashing and crashing

Unannounced, she relishes our mad dashes for
Umbrellas, and coats, freezing us gently

Drip Slip Slurp Trip...

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yummy chewy 
yucky gooey

Hide it hoard it 
We all adore it

suck it slurp it
guzzle it burp it

Soft or crunchy
Choose your munchy

Bite it lick it
In your mouth is where ya stick it...

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Slurp and Then Usurp

Then there was the time that I did slurp
Up all of the things which I would usurp;
Pretty son get,
Stomach upset,
When I forgot to stick feet in each stirrup.

Jim Horn...

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A Twerp Who Did Usurp

Trump we did discover is really a twerp,
Who position of President he did usurp;
Face like stone;
Will leave alone;
While all of our earnings up would slurp.

Jim Horn...

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in spite of the grass 
the worm was his own witness
As the robin bit him on his middle back
gulp-slurp 
Oh! oh!
Gulp-slurp
tweet
7/18/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.© 2020...

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Joe found himself in a bit of a rut
     So, he bought himself the friendliest mutt
        Bow-wow, lick-lick, slurp-slurp
        Joe's space that mutt usurped
     Not room enough for them both in Joe's hut...

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Stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow
Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed
From Al Capp's Li'l Abner
A strip from another era
For 43 years till Al Capp passed away to our sorrow...

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That stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow
Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed
From Al Capp's Li'l Abner
A strip from another era
For 43 years till Al Capp passed away to our sorrow...

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I know that you’ll pretend to be asleep 
to sip and slurp the darkness in my eyes.  
While steely train-tracks slide and jump and weep
in your sick, slick, and slackening July,
my amtrak seat stays sticking to my thighs...

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Dig dig dig little aardvark
gobble down those ants and termites.
gulp gulp gulp, tasty tasty tasty.
Slurp them up with your long rough tongue.
Gulp gulp gulp 
Slurp slurp slurp
Dig dig dig.
It is fun to watch you eat...

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Blend of superlative words
       rinsed from all errors,
immersed in stocked emotions,
     spiced up with top tales
    and garnished with twists.
          ~Hot soup bowl~
                  SLURP!


Date : 01/20/2016...

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My coffee cup has butterflies and flowers thereon
Not masculine but welcome at the crack of dawn
At 6 o'clock on the dot
Me reaches for the pot
Slurp a joyous mouthful, even delay my tenth yawn

(For John John)...

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I took an oath from thy God’s face
That life dwelling on earth I raise
Cuddle what breathes in this thick case
But you that slurp my red
Deserve no love nor an embrace
Slap! You die yet I bled.




© Glenn L. Sentes
July 4, 2011...

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