Angela G Poet Limerick

If You Want To Stay Married, Leave the Tv On

Your mouth noise is polluting the table
You sound like a cow in the stable
Must you slurp your spaghetti
Don't dare call me petty
Thank God we have TV with cable

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Debbie Guzzi September 21, 2009 at 4:19 PM LOL yes it's amazing what little things we chose to be annoyed by? My honey "gulps" his liquids....I gargle in my throat LOL....yup turn up the TV! Light & Love

Angela G August 23, 2009 at 6:20 PM it's about my husband... I'd be the wife...if he sees it...he'll roll his eyes. He's heard it 1000 times

Derrick Burton August 23, 2009 at 5:34 PM :):):):) this is funny... enjoy your night or morning.

Sara Kendrick August 23, 2009 at 3:29 PM Interesting topic. Keep writing. Sara