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If You Want To Stay Married, Leave the Tv On

Your mouth noise is polluting the table You sound like a cow in the stable Must you slurp your spaghetti Don't dare call me petty Thank God we have TV with cable

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 9/21/2009 4:19:00 PM
LOL yes it's amazing what little things we chose to be annoyed by? My honey "gulps" his liquids....I gargle in my throat LOL....yup turn up the TV! Light & Love
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Date: 8/23/2009 6:20:00 PM
it's about my husband... I'd be the wife...if he sees it...he'll roll his eyes. He's heard it 1000 times
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Date: 8/23/2009 5:34:00 PM
:):):):) this is funny... enjoy your night or morning.
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Date: 8/23/2009 3:29:00 PM
Interesting topic. Keep writing. Sara
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