Short Slinging Poems
Short Slinging Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slinging by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slinging by length and keyword.
“Margaret Thatcher you ain’t!”
“You ain’t old Reagan in paint!”
slinging mud
with a thud
terrible taunts tossed to taint
Categories:
slinging, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Loretta Jane Swit
always possessed of great wit
wasn’t content slinging hash
and became head nurse in MASH
Categories:
slinging, tribute,
Form:
Clerihew
This one called that one a crook;
That one called this one a dud.
Neither could be clearly seen,
Once they were done slinging mud.
Categories:
slinging, political
Form:
Chastushka
A women kept slinging her mane
That was caught in the wheels of a train
It cut her hair short
So, she went out and bought
A wig with a triple inch mane
Categories:
slinging, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Over six decades
slinging dirt around
reckless hearted one
over six decades
having dirt slung at me
Time to get out the bleach
scrub things clean
Join me?
Categories:
slinging, corruption, creation,
Form:
Free verse
Arty stuff No 7
Raphael's old mate, namely Titian,
Was thinking of taking up fishin',
He was reading a book
About slinging your hook,
Then strode off with his rod on a mission!!
Categories:
slinging, art, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Here's a good question, why were we given snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't chew it
Or brew it
Only thing it's good for is rolling it up and slinging it at your pop
Categories:
slinging, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Xtra care in the Rocker's Lair
Exotic, intoxicating elixir there
Slinging sweetly, words of dare. ;)
Everlasting, I can see and hear.
Inspiration 2: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=216744
Categories:
slinging, art
Form:
I do not know?
Name calling and accusatory mud slinging,
offers absolutely nothing of value with regards to true problem solving,
and is so very immature in my worthless opinion.
Having said that, I do find internet trolls to be very entertaining.
Categories:
slinging, internet, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Imitation is sincere,
Flattery in every line,
DH inspires passion.
Words read so similar,
Anger ignites in me,
DH pestered to frustration.
I create havoc, slinging venom
Like tossing candy in a parade,
DH pays the price for my sin.
Categories:
slinging, angst, husband, on writing and words
Form:
Free verse
Gangs
i look out the window
guys hanging on corner
slinging nicks
across the street
look outs on high alert
police is a rolling
coke is always flowing
girls turning tricks to
guys to get their kicks
young boys huslting
gays to get their fix
is it a plaque
Categories:
slinging, fantasy, sad,
Form:
I do not know?
S*A*T*U*R*N
Slinging our way through your ice-ball halos,
Around your myriad shepherding moon rocks,
Tiger-stripe ice cream body below
Undulates in a tidal, hypnotizing rhythm,
Rocking our slender ship.
No sane artist could imagine you.
May 29, 2021
Categories:
slinging, art, beauty, planet,
Form:
Acrostic
I look out the window
guy's hanging on corner
slinging nick's
look out's across street
drinking gin and juice
and double duce
screaming red dog
girl's turning trick's
to guy's to get their kick's
police rolling, coke a flowing
young boy's hustling gay's
so they can get their fix
is this a plaque?
Categories:
slinging, life,
Form:
I do not know?
I’m tired of people
slinging hash
and calling it Haute Cuisine
The Emperor naked
behind the mirror
where truth still reigns supreme
Waiting for accolades
pity more apt
so they again can void
Leaving their excrement
out on display
— only the rats to enjoy
(The New Room: March, 2024)
Categories:
slinging, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Slinging boomerangs from a faraway crag.
Over ocean, mountain and the tundra of living.
Slicing chests of the wayward and vulnerable.
Seeding souls with fear of the greatest alone.
Circling back to grasp the palm of the slingers.
Wearing the red meat from the heart of dreamers.
Categories:
slinging, life,
Form:
Free verse
Slinging slang, snazzy…dang
Zoomers zing, zazzy.
Loosening tongues, eroding
out the path well set.
the text of millennials, lit.
Forget about correct spelling—
Sit on the keys…amirite?
Nov 2021
Amirite - slang (merriam-webster) used in writing for "am I right" to represent or imitate the use of this phrase as a tag question in informal speech
Categories:
slinging, words,
Form:
Light Verse
Slinging in the Brain
Oh, Slinging in the Brain
It’s a crazy ass feeling
To be slinging again!
Would you please stop that?
Why Chef?
You are annoying the customers
They can hear me?
Oh, yes, one yells from the dining room.
We can ALL hear you!
The entire restaurant begins to sing
“Slinging in the Brain! Oh, Slinging in the Brain!”
I have never felt so proud.
Categories:
slinging, parody,
Form:
Light Verse
You've trained for years
make a living slinging a metal ball into the air
earned your way into the Olympics
fed in part by charity,,,
just to perch upon a podium of malcontent
crap on the flag that held your dreams aloft
like a magic carpet above the fires of life
while you raise your ungrateful fist..
You don't represent anything but hate,,,
I'll be rooting for the communist.
Categories:
slinging, abuse,
Form:
Epic
When fishes get bored of usual blue seas
Accords the ocean, the colorful coral reefs
When sky feels edgy of bracing dark clouds
Surprises the sun, slinging colorful bow
When falls get jaded of cascading down
Carves its way, the earth, makes falls run
When I embrace anxiety for no reasons
Sends butterflies, the nature, in all seasons
August 24 2021
Categories:
slinging, beauty, nature, rain, rainbow,
Form:
Rhyme
sitting in an old run down
barn
dreaming
of the day
upon waking that the animals
will be non-rabid
towards me
they do not
sit with teeth bared
they moved with the precision
of the preternatural
ability
that makes me calm
i move like a 90 year old man
with all the knowldge
but with hands
that
boast fingers which
simutaneously
make
a floor clean
and
a whore scream
Categories:
slinging, animalsold, old,
Form:
I do not know?
Is it frivolous to be silly?
Slinging pure lively giddy into a lamp post pile,
laughing in a joyful eager way?
Is it foolish to play as if tonight might be
the last night you can ever play with
these people, or in this spot?
Is it trivial to fricassee words, frying them up
into lively funny limericks or poetic sentences,
trying to amuse or encourage others?
Obviously, I think not.
Categories:
slinging, poetry,
Form:
Light Verse
In my sky
stale sun slinks slow,
blazing
still life’s stalled time,
slinging like dark cloud,
casts pensive
shadow
on dim day,
destined
to find soon
the night fall
through the twilight shroud.
With hope to see stars shine
I
wait at edge of dusk.
May 13, 2020
Syllable count : 3,4,2,4,5,3,2,3,2,3,3,5,6,1,5
Contest : Pick-A-Title, Vol 17-Yalto
Sponsor : Edward Ibeh
Categories:
slinging, hope, life, night, time,
Form:
Verse
Watching NFL on Sunday
Flying the Rebel flag every day
Playing poker every night
Wow, Life is great
Yelling "Git-R-Done"
Mud-slinging in our big trucks
Listening to the crowd
Watching the broncs buck all night
What a wonderful day, hey.
Whether I am hunting or fishing,
I know I am having a great day
Listening to Southern Rock
Rocking out loud to "Kid Rock"
That is my idea of a great day
Categories:
slinging, life, love, teen,
Form:
Free verse
Alone in the park,
Heart still in the dark.
Turned a quick glance,
At her magnetic stance.
She was purring like a kitten,
I was instantly smitten.
Her soft perfumed hair,
Lingered in the air.
Lacking all shame,
I took steady aim.
Slinging Cupid's arrow,
With tip sharp and narrow.
Disgusted, she turned away;
As my shaft went astray.
Romance is wearing thin,
And I'm alone once again.
Categories:
slinging, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
~ Ironical-Educational Limerick ~
Slinging southern-fried political pus
Easy as pie for smooth-talking Russ
He'd turn on that charm
From down on the farm
Convinced folks states' rights were a must
How could slavery really be bad
Prosperity every year they had
But Abe Lincoln came
Spoke in freedom's name
King Cotton hated Abe's truth like mad
Categories:
slinging, america, freedom, money, power, rights, slavery,
Form:
Limerick