Short Slimming Poems

Give food a number
Count as you eat all day long
Exceed the total?...

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Lap Band
No canned

Hover
Cover

tighten
liten

Sliming
Slimming

New life
No strife...

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Shadorma (slimming) 

Low fat cheese
Tastes like rubber soles
For weight loss
I eat it
Abusing my true taste buds
 And I am still fat...

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I strive for simple life and simpler deeds,
Cut down on needs,
And minimize the multiples of me,
And wriggle free
Of whirligig complexity....

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big butt skinny jeans hoping blue is slimming rip what was i thinking






Written 9/25/23 for What was I thinking contest
Sponsor John Lawless...

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branchy timberland 
so coral giant snake prowls 
on belly crawling
~
slither, slither, crawl
slimming wet snake walks
on belly crawling 

5/4/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2020...

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Surely tell a reason why?
Under what circumstances?
 So why kill one or throw?
Precious are the double gains
Every labour yarns for increment
Never underestimate an increment
Sure you are mean taboo
Ending and slimming twin breathes...

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Once when an overweight boy, named JOE BLOGGS,
    Tried slimming on cornflakes, made by KELLOGGS.
    Then with an APPLE each day,
    To keep DOC MARTIN away.
    Gave up AFTER EIGHT, MCDONALD'S mac dogs.
    
 

    Sponsor Sara Kendrick.
    12 / 24 / 2020....

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People usually compare women to:
Slimming trees, or beautiful flowers
Showing elegance, and emitting fragrance...

I would rather compare men to:
A Piece of land, or a pile of soil
They might be poor or rich...

And no matter how to do
No soil can Plant be least alive 
It  ought to be a thing which is mostly true...

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TAKING OFF THE FAT

--At 185 Pounds--
Weight loss
Exhausts


--Nutritionist's Guide--
Fastfood
No good


--Doctor's Advice--
Workout
No doubt


--Monk's Prescription--
Yoga 
Goodah


--Support Group's Slogan--
Let's quit
Do it


--My Choice--
Did try
Goodbye



Contest: March Of The Footle 
Dated  Mar 7 2016...

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Before and after 
May show a positive difference
Like a weight loss program
That deceives and soothes people's eyes
But never time and aging
Time comes and goes
Aging lingers and deteriorates
And both of them leave or linger
Without any concrete reasons 
And of course
Without your permission 
And of course 
Without the control of man...

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Don’t wait to lose that weigh you hate.
Don’t leave it for another week sign up quick its not too late.
And you  will  become a right, light weight.
Be an angel and don’t you syn
And in your group slimmer of the week you will win. 
And we are all you’re journeys soul mates.
The ups the downs we can all relate.
But here at slimming world we are into losing weight.
And your success we celebrate....

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When did red stop being my favorite color?

When did I fall into the trap of middle age?

Black is slimming
More appropriate

Hiding from the light
Blending in
Falling into the shadows
Safe from judging eyes

Dark closets full of dark fabrics
Sensible shoes, professional suits and matching bags

Following the rules

When did I start following rules?

I need to find hue I really am again....

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Flourishing leaves and solemn sunsets,
Yield sensual feelings to never forget. 

A brisk moment of natural beauty,
From an evening suns' casting duty. 

Staring in awe like a child's first snow,
Gazing through panes in a bedroom window. 

A horizons' gold for eyes to behold,
Dimming the earth with shadows so cold. 

Fine-ration the seconds,
sweet-savor the sight.
The slimming light beckons,
just prior to night. 

-Yours Truly...

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Squeezing a wonderland of raw emotion through an isthmic delight

I giggle and wiggle like a tightening button at a peephole and despite

Twist turns and stitch ups my tack does not come loose at the seam

A dream weaver or seamstress in a flow of full consciousness stream

Until I don't know any longer if I am the needle my eye or the butt

Need slimming down at my round waistline or in two halves I'll be cut


08th April 2020...

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My friend Sharon is the same as me as
we have decided to let it all hang free. 
No more corsets or underwire 
because we feel we are still on fire.
Without recourse to peer pressure 
or need to take out a tape measure.
We’ve done our bit for procreation.
Now it’s all procrastination where
slimming and exercise are concerned.
A leisurely stroll is best we’ve learned.
We’re comfortable in our slack skin.
So Sharon is my “win/win” twin....

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A diamond's lustre, is tarnished with brail
Read her, feel her, tell her tale
Minds are soiled, with countless detail
Souls are battered, entangled and frail

Formed of heart and solid conviction
Entitled by self or less affliction
Nor humbled by any, sense of constriction
This image is burned, of my depiction

Surrounded by all, these hollow voices
Followed again, by numbing noises
Slimming down, to narrow the choices
Never will I learn, what rejoice is...

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