Short Slammer Poems
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A young lady from Lillehammer
Was wont to consort with a scammer
No one could stop’em
Until the cops caught’em
And now they reside in the slammer
There once was a slammer on Soup
True poetry forms threw him for a loop
Grammar was abused
Lower-case letters were used
No other poets could the slammer dupe
Max Mason operated a jackhammer
in a reckless and dangerous manner.
He made threats with the machine
until a sheriff came on the scene:
Max and hammer are in a slammer.
The jury said the defendant was guilty
So the judge ruled 30 days in the klinky
If you visit the slammer
He'll be in his perjammers
Playing a wee tune on his dinghy
Single mistakes can be costly,
Surely a statement made falsely
Will get you time in the slammer
And create lots of loud clamor,
So never enter a false plea.
written July 3, 2021
The jury said the defendant was guilty
So the judge ruled 30 days in the klinky
If you visit the slammer
He'll be in his pyjammers
Playing a wee tune on his dinghy
Jazzing around,
the black humming bee
swings along with the strings
Fiddles, guitars
in the piano bars
keeping a-slamming the floor
The music is growing
from under the feet
of the Dancer:
THE BEAT!
The jury said the defendant was guilty
So the judge ruled 30 days in the klinky
If you visit the slammer
He'll be in pyjammers
Playing a wee tune on his dinghy
© Jack Ellison 2015
Canadian since birth shouldn't really matter
The loony down south needs a life in the slammer
What are they waiting for
Throw him out the door
Lock him up before more laws he can fracture
A Canadian since birth so it shouldn't matter
But the loonie down south deserves life in the slammer
What are they waiting for
He's a festering sore
Lock him up before more laws he can fracture
Driver Leon Humphrey
Upset at his traffic ticket
Demanded a trial by combat
Said the DMV could pick it
Samuair sword or Ginzu knife
Or even a heavy hammer
Despite Humphrey's plea
It was not meant to be
And the judge sent him off to the slammer
An Unwashed Handkerchief
Stanky
Hanky
Prison Noise
Slammer
clamor
Construction Noise
Hammer
Clamor
Bad English
Gringo
Lingo
Seen in the Buff
Granny
Fanny
April 20, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest
1. Walls of Jericho:
Giddy
City
2. Moses:
Hopper
Stopper
3. The Egyptians:
Water
Fodder
4. Jael:
Hammer
Slammer
5. Sampson:
Pillar
Killer
6. Laban:
Fuzzin'
Cousin
References:
1. Joshua 6:20
2. Exodus 10:17-19
3. Exodus 14:28
4. Judges 4:21
5. Judges 16:29-30
6. Genesis 31:41
Written July 2d and 3d, 2013
Stricken by the yammer,
I decided to leave.
I'd rather be in 'The Slammer'
as he'd never drop to one knee'
I love you, I do,
but you must not pretend-
I am nothing, for you!
You know I don't contend!
So explain why you do this-
Why did I ever believe,
I could ever be your fair Miss?
Why couldn't YOU simply leave?
Form:
The sound of anger is a silent one,
Don’t you know?
A deaf tone ringing, Vibrating then nothing
An alliteration of explosive hollow emotions
Replete with intoxicating truths
Words exchanged broke these smiles
But are meaningless before doors slam
Slamee or slammer does it matter?
For after these doors slam
We say what we mean
Ronny Madonsela 22/09/2012
Clyde Clark
In park
Was boozy
Real doozy
Did pee
On tree
Broke law
Cop saw
Tied hands
With bands
To jail
Sans bail
Called spouse
"You souse"
Said she
To he
"Stay there
Don't care"
(Later before the judge)
"Where ere you be let your water flow free", was Clyde's creative defense.
Ha! Ha! grinned the judge! "Thirty days in the slammer for this offense!"
I beleive pam? has run out of beach.' Lost the thread.. Is full of over reach.' She tried some gutter humor.' And now is almost pleading the fifth.' The sight is truly horrendus this gal is sucking on the very
Pith.' Its down to the bone..There is no more room, i can see a cell door in my sight it looms.) It'll slam;
With a bang! at a short
Length..Of time? or even more soon '
I wouldent cover; your dime '
up&around
creeps virginia
midst boston's ivy
where
oregon grapes
mahonia
above
idaho grass
blue-eyed
in a texas
dawn
&coloured
new hampshire
purple
a
alabama slammer
canna
wyoming
up the
arizona cypress
fuchsia california
shading
colorado
tansyasters
"Tom, Tom the piper's son
Stole a pig and away he run.
The pig was eat,
And Tom was beat,
And Tom went crying down the street."
Now, this rhyme,
For a reader,
Offers minimal relief
As to who ate the pig
Or who chastised the thief.
And why Tom was punished
When his dad wasn't able
To pipe well enough
To put food on the table?
I can only hope that the author
Wound up in the slammer
For promoting delinquency,
Child abuse…
And really bad grammar!