Trial By Combat
Driver Leon Humphrey
Upset at his traffic ticket
Demanded a trial by combat
Said the DMV could pick it
Samuair sword or Ginzu knife
Or even a heavy hammer
Despite Humphrey's plea
It was not meant to be
And the judge sent him off to the slammer
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