Short Seasick Poems

The cruise came with a cost - covid 19
       A pleasurable sea but the return sick

9/22/2022

*Feeling much better today!...

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There was a professor morbidly obese
A condition he was anxious to breach.
His students tried to help
By giving him kippered kelp.
Now he’s too sick to be able to teach....

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A young man shipped out on the sea;
No care if ‘twas windward or lee.
	But storms came along,
	His stomach not strong,
Now sees ships only on TV!


Date:  7/15/18...

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Ben is a Captain
Earnestly sails mighty ships
Nose bleeds and throwing up, why!!  He’s always seasick


8/7/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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Ripped up in emotion
Tossed like a fragile doll
Seasick from your sway
Never to be stabilized
When heroes conquer
And villains are demolished
That’s when I’ll be
Back for more...

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Brown eyes
Haunt me. 

Memories
of the lockeroom. 
And hot showers. 

A paragon
Which I can 
Never have. 

Treading
Lightly, 
This boat rocks. 

And I seem to be
Always seasick....

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I'm going through the motions whilst surfing in the sea
Now I’ve contracted typhoid, oh deary deary me!

Raw sewage pumped into the sea really is outrageous
Typhoid is a horrid disease and sadly it's contagious

02~07~17...

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Graves for mariners,
leaning towards the sea,
a lot lop-sided
as if seasick

Gravely now,
we went towards the graves,
the sea churning,
then marinating green

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6/22/2015

Contest  -  Any Old Poem #7

Sponsor  - SKAT A 

1st place win...

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River Grouper

Old river Codfish hit the bay,
 in sunny South Australia.
He said "that’s odd",
 "It’s salty Cod",
 "I’m seasick, not heart failure".

The boat came by,
 they stared a bit.
Say’s “Nah I’m not a Grouper”,
"Don’t want no hook",
"Don’t eat no Chook",
"Not now, I’m just a feeling crook",
"Piddle off now, no hoper"!




for Carolyn's "Attack" contest...

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