Short Screwing Poems

Sex is physical
But love is non existent
So let's make believe...

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Listen to poem:

one stitch can save nine
but well enough left alone
stops screwing it up...

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Capitalism -
Is every man screwing everyone else.
But communism -
On the other hand, is just the reverse....

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My soul is dead
darkness wins
corruption is here
screwing we 
into the hole
Sot let be
My Sweetest Sin!...

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Don Key and Ophelia Balls
Were screwing around in the halls
A teacher explained
Last night it had rained
And slippery halls can cause falls...

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Being a prostitute is very much like being a politician.
Both must pretend to like the people they are screwing
in order to get as much money as they can out of them....

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Beg for sadness, end
Fighting, a castrated peace
Open cuts, betray

©Drake J. Eszes

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -Carlin...

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Screwed
 into screwy.
Are you asking.....
Who?
Screwed
 into screwy
Is it asking.....
You?
Are you 
screwed
 into screwy....
or is.......
screwy....
screwing you?...

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Trump Playing Game With Us

With our minds Trump was playing again;
Only with his supporters he wants to win;
With snow job,
Always rob
After screwing over them again and again.

Jim Horn...

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How many times can you say “toy boat” in a row
Reach three without screwing up and you can gloat
Try it, I'll bet
Tongue-tied you'll get
Mess up you will, why is it so hard to say toy boat...

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v=0
----a=2 m/s2
Jones------bump----Smith
90.0 kg 80.0 kg
Jones bumps Smith!
Smith bumps Jones!
A third-law pair!
Ah, it is true she screwed me in the ass!
But I am screwing her in the ass!...

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Molly, my sister,
And I fell out,
And what do you think
It was all about?

She loved coffee
And I loved tea,
And that was the reason
We couldn't agree!

If you believe that
Then more fool you
She was actually screwing
My husband Hugh...

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He came over and over
I served dinner, even wine
he screwed me and the wine
well he uncorked the wine
fixed a squeaky door after the wine
that fixed my little heart just fine
all his screwing around was so romantic
that afterwards
we kissed...

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                                       Imbalanced and cold
                   Removing soles to get soul
                                     Earthlings to the ground
                   Negative IONS around
                                  Screwing back in and charging...

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Maybe we're wasting time
Pretending to be fine
Not addressing the strain 
We inflicted on our brains

Naming names
Placing blame 
Never saying sorry
For fear of furry

Screwing up the script
Saying things without etiquette 
Words lost in translation
Hearts snared in confusion 

Paying homage 
To the image
Of love
Up above....

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The Not So Perfect Woman 

Last night when my heart was in a flutter
Around to Angelina's house we'd go
I was hungry so she fed me bread and butter
Then she walked upstairs moving very slow
 
Her teeth she would lay upon the table
Her curly hair was hung upon the bed
As I was there to show her I was able
I saw her screwing off her wooden leg....

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Kimo, haiku, couplet

Expectations Under Wraps on Christmas Eve

wild hammering and disciplined screwing
of elves in Santa’s workshop -
will toys be fiddled with…

an exotic sleigh
and a ho ho ho drives hard
through the dark of night

unlike the North Pole the blinking lights sleep
as Santa rides down in chimney sweep


...

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Maybe we're wasting time
Pretending to be fine
Not addressing the strain 
We inflicted on our brains

Naming names
Placing blame 
Never saying sorry
For fear of furry

Screwing up the script
Saying things without etiquette 
Words lost in translation
Hearts snared in conflict

Paying homage 
To the image
Of democracy 
And carnage....

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her place smells like lavender
or violets
i've slept here many times before
but never well
never fitfully
alien atmosphere i suppose
the bare bulbs in the bathroom
kill my shadow
i'm a stranger in the kitchen
smoking weed on the couch
pissing in the tiolet
and screwing her in the shower
intimately removed
she wants me to move in
i miss her already...

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It comes at night
When I am lonely,
What if she is screwing around.

I hurt my babe last night,
Sometimes,
Babes deserve to be hurt.

I called her line,
She did not pick up,
Sent her an sms,
She did not respond;
On whatsapp,
She was last seen at 1800 hours.

What if what!
It is all in my mind,
I know my babe
Is beautiful and chaste.
...

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Your just a girl on the streets 
Who took advantage of me
Look’n sweet, running cheap, mirror vanity 
Your screwing elite
You feel complete 
Don’t use me to be discrete 
Come out of the woods 
I know it’s you 
Stop watching me 

Years gave gone by and I feel fine 
What you gonna do if I die 
Love me or hate me I’ll be holding a rip sign 
Don’t forget to say to goodbye...

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These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life  a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot

If your brewer’s  droop is just brewing 
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try some natural Viagra 
She’ll be willing to bag ya
Soon you’ll both be billing and cooing

09 07 17...

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Turned down every little desire, 
Image of yourself would remain. 
You don't want to be my esquire, 
Now from sex I'd rather obstain. 

What about screwing me before 
I enter new relationship? 
Too much to ask? I'll ask no more. 
Pen pals... Our acquintanceship 

For better times will be reserved. 
Sucks! Nothing to look forward to. 
Don't know what out there I deserve. 
No love in sight. What should I do?...

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I love to go to Mardi Gras
And see the girls cast off their bra
As if it were their sole faux-pas
In dancing through their last hurrah

I do not know just where they went
I can not guess what charms were Lent
But I suspect the knight was spent
In screwing odds they might repent

You're sure to hear old-timers say,
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may"
But ashes mark the end of play
The fun begins on Judgment day!...

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So, the regimental adjutant is to command 3rd Company
As we escort three million francs to Puebla?
Leave it to the general to trust such a fortune 
To a band of misfits led by a staff lackey 
Who can’t even shuffle cards, hampered as he is 
By that ridiculous wooden hand.
Well, I just hope the good captain’s prick
Isn’t characterized by splinters.
We’re likely to get a good screwing 
Before we accomplish this mission....

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