Bill and Kate

Bill and Kate are wed and I wish them well
They are so in love far as I can tell
But they've got to learn so much
To evince that royal touch
So not from Queen Liz to catch 'oly 'ell

Wave as if screwing light bulbs in sockets
Billy keep your hands out of your pockets
Wear perpetual glowers
Never serve Liz Whiskey Sours
Zazas she likes for happy hour dockets

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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May 4, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Bob H., i love it... smiles to both limericks... time for me to head out...p.d...
Mehta Avatar
May 2, 2011 at 2:15 PM
keen observation and nicely interpreted with wit and humor, Bob
Taylor Avatar
May 2, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Good chuckle, Mate. Enjoyed. Ralphie
Devonshire Avatar
May 1, 2011 at 1:48 PM
LOL Love the wayou describe that royal wave as "scrwing in light bulbs." That's indeed how it looks. Great work, dear friend. Best wishes and love, Carolyn PS - I've been quite sick so I haven't been online much.
Sweetheart Avatar
May 1, 2011 at 7:45 AM
hahahahahaha.. so clever for the Royal Wedding.. am so glad it is over and coverage has ceased to leave the two lovebirds alone in peace.. Bob.. a glorious canopy of humor and delight my friend.. always enjoy .. luv the 'oly 'ell..line .. awesome..
Dietrich Avatar
April 30, 2011 at 4:13 PM
haha, very relevent for this week in history! I enjoyed.
Foulk Avatar
April 30, 2011 at 3:53 PM
and Robert strikes again, the one and only has written another creative piece of fine poetry, that made my day..
Kendrick Avatar
April 30, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Interesting work about the topic of the hour..Sara
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