Short Russians Poems

If Russians pronounce B as V, 
then Soviet, don't disagree....

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the girl cant help it
russians try to navy up
succumb to the cold...

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When world shutdown grace
Pinoys open up their homes
Jews, Russians, all race....

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Never Again?
Old Mariupol lady
Hid underground from Nazis
Russians killed her now...

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Ukrainian soldiers will fight
The Russians by day and by night
They don't need sleep
Because they keep
Chewing Australian Vegemite...

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Tom had to empty his bladder 
The path was blocked by an adder
"Just Russians" it hissed
But Tom never missed
And now that adder is madder...

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The Russians have made it quite plain
Life is something that they disdain
They plan to destroy
Every girl and boy
In Syria and the Ukraine!...

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The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!...

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From air a scientists  extract alcohol
For Russians an excellent type of warfare
We will to drink until die out all,
But so enemies will die of lack of air...

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To billionaires t-rump's a tool
He covers their butts as if stool
Fake news discussions
By the rich and the Russians
Convinced voters this t-ass should rule...

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Tom Cunningham says its not rash
For Russians to take out their trash
And the longer they wait
The more stink in their fate
But the buggers all want more cash!...

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vlads terrible shame 
         invading passive ukraine 
        choppers come whooshing 
       red army tanks not blushing 
    here’s to ~ peacekeeper russians

By
David Kavanagh...

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Russians supplied mission old bells.
High in tower chime their slow knells.
Listen, great their single tone swells.
Honor those dead.
Time to mourn alarum note tells.
Missal lines read....

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All Russians love chili.
How do you know?
I met one once.

All Mexicans love bluebirds.
How do you know?
I heard from my cousin.

All Whites love Trump.
I am white.
I know.

My teeth cringe....

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Young Edward Snowden

Made a mad dash trip to seek asylum

Russians may have thought him lazy

with decisions rash, but never crazy  !





_________________
For Andrea's Clerihew Contest
5/19/14...

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There is NATO and there are the Russians.
Their discord is not solved by discussions.
With suspicion is eyed
the arch-opposite side,
which may lead to uncool repercussions....

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President Trump, Donald
The Russians knew his brain was addled
Knew he was a tad loony
No problem for him a verbal moony

CLERIHEW CONTEST Poetry Contest, sponsored The Nammr Forsakes Me

07/20/18...

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Putin made his mother so proud
She took refuge beneath a shroud
How she wanted to cheer,
"Give Vladimir a bier"*
But Russians don't dare speak out loud!

*bier=a stand on which a corpse 
or coffin is placed...

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Sifted Through Encrypted

When through intelligence we sifted
In big error all of it was encrypted;
Then we became relaxed and relieved
By devil, Russians became deceived;
Message said that Trump was gifted.

Jim Horn...

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A teen-ager kills little children in their school
   Americans wonder how a person can be so cruel

Up to 13,000 have been killed in Putin’s ‘special operation’
   Russians cheer on their President ~ the hero of their nation...

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in the fifties, back in my school days, we hid under desks
anticipating the nuclear bomb we thought Russians were sending
not all of our body fit under there, but we still had to do it
Because if that bomb was coming, we wanted to be ready...

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All Russians are named Sasha
    Frenchmen like Pierre
  Italians go-go for Leonardo
    Americans just don't care

  You see, here in the US of A
    There really is no way ~
  Until the middle 20's or so
    The wind blows either way...

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Iotallah, we've got you surrounded.
East and West we are.
Russians are north.
Arabia is south.
We've got you surrounded

Forget about making the nukes
We've got you surrounded.
Forget about killing innocent jews,
We got you real good....

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TO WHICH SIDE THE WIND BLOWS
Zelensky, take risks bombing fuel dumps in RussiaRussians, retaliate, bombing fuel dumps in Odessa
Indiana Shaw . . . : /...

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Pakistan is weeping now
weeping Burmese burnt dreams
weeping Cubans in Darfur
weeping Venezuelans
North Korea is weeping still
weeping Iranian uranium dream
weeping Chinese in Tibet
weeping Russians
the world wails
	    waning
and We sleep to dream...

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