Short Right Down Poems

discarded tan boots….
shakes me right down to my roots
sending new recruits...

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Last Few Seconds

What a way to go;
Right down to last few seconds,
Before Green Bay won.

Jim Horn...

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The problem with your average twit,
When it comes right down to it,
Is not the twitiness he’s got,
But more the sense that he has not....

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If there ain't no room for de poop
To make poets laugh on de Soup
Then humour has gone,
Flushed right down de john
Mixed up wit de natural gloop!...

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Shredded Wheat really does it for me
So yummy right down in my tummy
It reacts so sublime
As I'll know it good time
That once again we just won't agree...

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Full of bluster and blow was this woman
Intricate lies and stories had become her fun
But when it came right down to proof
The truly innocent were those who won...

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Watched the weather on local TV
It made me shake right down to my footsies
Hurricanes, tornados
Amazing rainbows
Scary as hell, made me wet my dungarees...

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A maiden fair
  would never dare
    expose her hairy chest
 
  She likely would rather
  swathe it in suds and lather ~
    then cut it all off and drink it right down...

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Watched a weather program on local TV
It made me shake right down to my kneesies
Hurricanes, tornados
Amazing rainbows
Scary as hell, made me wet my dungarees...

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Watched a weather program on local TV
It made me shake right down to my tootsies
Hurricanes, tornados
Amazing rainbows
Scary as hell, made me wet my dungarees...

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I hate myself
I hate my hair
my eyes, my skin
my ears, my nose
I hate it all
right down to my toes
I hate myself 
and I hate my life
so maybe I'll just take it with a knife...

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Advil's my friend, good for what ails you
At old age, pains right down to my shoes
Shouldn't be allowed
Exempt from crowds
But no one escapes the ravages that ensues...

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Some are sensitive more than others
It's an inbred trait, just like a buffer
Causes some problems
We get up on our haunches
Uncontrollable it is, right down to the buzzer...

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Thou art a gracious and gentle lady of mine
Spoken like a gallant knight from medieval times 
Truly cultured am I
Right down to my thighs
And just above that is my region sublime...

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Thou art a gracious and gentle lady of mine
Spoken like a gallant knight from medieval times 
Truly cultured am I
Right down to my thighs
And just above that is my region sublime...

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Most likely I've eaten a farmer's field of wheat
I'm loaded with fibre right down to my feet
When I'm dead and gone
Plant me on the front lawn
Such yummy Shredded Wheat can't be beat...

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Been blessed with an very sensitive nose
Drawn to ladies that smell like a rose
An intense attraction
As I leap into action
Shiver and shake right down to my toes


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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King of the runway in my Christian Dior pantsuit
Accessories as well right down to the boots
Not a well-known fact
These designs fill my racks
A poet of sophistication in this limerick loupe...

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King of the runway in my Christian Dior pantsuit
Accessories as well right down to the boots
Not a well known fact
These designs fill my racks
A poet of sophistication in this limerick loupe...

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Write My Poems With Persistance

Will write my poems with much persistence,
While I will thoroughly enjoy their existence;
Wait for God,
Give me nod,
Right down to this very second and instance.

Jim Horn...

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Love all you ladies and your dangly bits
My heart starts thumping and my drooling drips
Right down to my chin
Can't wipe off my grin
As my body experiences a carnal eclipse


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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When it comes right down to it, I'm an average joe
With a lifetime of contentment and friends that I owe
Without them life sucks
The happiness door shuts
We're left in the cold with nothing to show...

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From creepy crawler caterpillars to beautiful butterflies
Metamorphosis takes place and out poops these colorful guys
Impressive yet simple
Not a single pimple
Clearest skin right down to its thighs...

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Love all you ladies and your dangly bits
My heart starts thumping and I drool from my lips
Right down to my chin
Can't wipe off my grin
As my body experiences a carnal eclipse


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Never took pills till my 80s, making up for it now
One for this, one for that, one for something don't know
Will I live longer without em
Most likely but fewer RPMs
High on drugs but happy as shit right down to my toes...

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