Short Referred Poems

When you speak to god, it is referred to as prayer,
but if god speaks to you, it's called schizophrenia....

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men used facilities at Starbucks 
but staff took an offence at their looks
policemen were called out
arrested without doubt 
now staff being referred to guide book....

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Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist...

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What You Referred To Please

Tell me what you referred to please;
Regardless of diplomas and degrees;
Take care of,
And even love,
While trying to put all of us at ease.

Jim Horn...

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gorgeous kind-hearted empathetic
motivated lady godiva
usually dressed to the nines
taught her husband a lesson
showing off what he was missing
to the ones he referred to as commoners...

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Often been referred to as kookie or silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited the bulge of my anxious willy...

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“Billy Boots”, was a comic strip in the seventies
British it was, it referred to rubber boots regularly
Wellingtons or Mukluks
Useful for ducks
Momma wouldn't let me outside without my wellies...

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Bamboozled By Trump

After reading more notes and their perusal,
They all referred to Trump and his refusal;
Income information to release,
So we should call the police
Before he again all of us does bamboozle. 

Jim Horn...

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Often been referred to as kookie and silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited a bulge of my most anxious willy


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Worship service is in the 1st place a service
Eternal God performs for us
Only then is it our service offered to Eternal God
Eternal God gives Himself to us under form, holy signs
So that we might do the same
Give ourselves unreservedly to Him

YOUCAT 180...

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To the philosopher He's referred to
As an existential being.
To the believer a chosen name 
For one 'within' and above.
He's the First Cause to the scientist
If he's able to accept His existence.
But to me He's simply someone
Who inspires me to LOVE....

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I've often heard The Bible referred to as The Good Book,
yet the bible discusses every depraved perversion ever undertook.
Don't believe me? Have a look.
I'm not being judgmental here guys.
Believe me, this light bulb moment for me was a freaking surprise....

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I once referred to a woman as a "barmaid"
She snapped back, "I'm a bartender. I'm nobody's maid!"
and then she said to me without missing a beat as she placed my drink on the bar,
"My friend is getting married and I'm going to be the bride's maid of honor."

Women?...

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in the 1940 detective movies
leading men were called gumshoes
women were referred to as molls, dames, chicks or dolls.
it was acceptable for the men to swat a woman’s bottom.
She giggled and acted like she enjoyed it.
it was so normal some of us little ones did not know how wrong it was....

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Spring out like running waters
Speak colourfully like butterfly
Seek the strength of a saviour
Save the sick
Set the sit for the stars
See yourself as the star
Start the race to set the pace
Songs are to be sang
Saints must be referred
So set your soul to stand
Stand to be a sighting story...

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A nerd slurred a word unheard, to be his preferred password.
A bird flew over a furred herd, be-gird by a Kurd. 
He stirred and blurred, to a curd a third of turd.  
But undeterred he spurred the transferred word, to be heard and conferred.
To reword the inferred referred word, to be deferred is just absurd....

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The Genie is now out of the bottle,
and referred to as ‘The Net’

Where hackers are countries unto themselves,
empowered worldwide—great threats

Able to intrude and disrupt at will,
weaving a new kind of hell

With privacy raped and freedom attacked
—barraged, our future imperiled

(Villanova Pennsylvania: March, 2017)...

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Come dine with me this night
Upon the  bread of sweet thought
And the wine odf delight-
The invite to William's select few
Spiritual friends,his mind's eye drew.

Tribute to William Blake-Artists & poets of his past,who he felt compatible with and referred 
to as his spiritual friends (see more about William in my blog today)...

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The Genie is now out of the bottle,
  and referred to as ‘The Net’

Where hackers are countries unto themselves,
  empowered worldwide—great threats

Able to intrude and disrupt at will,
  weaving a new kind of hell

With privacy raped and freedom attacked,
 —barraged, our future imperiled

(Villanova Pennsylvania: March, 2017)...

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Viciously, infernally incredibly hot, is its dominance
Excitedly referred to as ‘Women come from Venus”,
Naturally, Roman Goddess of beauty and love, ingenious,
Unsure of falling in love with Venus, no water I fear,
Seduced by folklore, don’t become a foolish Pioneer!

Contest Info : "planet"
Sponsor: Matt Caliri
Dated 28th May 2021...

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I had a talk with a loved one.
You love Kool-Aid flavors of pink lemonade, cherry, lemonade, or grape.
He thinks you are ugly and referred to you as a prime mate ape.
Not wearing a wig. In stature you are big.
Never in your life have you lived in Hong.
You ex-father-in-law raised his shoulders in mock charade, comparing you to King 
Kong....

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A serial killer Peter Stumpp
more than fourteen bodies he did dump
	he ate his prey
	or so they say
he was tortured at a callithump

Note: Referred to as the Werewolf of Bedburg, the German farmer confessed to the atrocities after being tortured – was convicted, skinned, bones broken, impaled, burned at the stake, and then beheaded in 1589....

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Trump and Terrible Barrel

Trump can hardly sing Christmas carol;
While his whole life has been in imperil,
And a lost cause,
With small, paws;
Someone even said his voice was sterile.

Jim Horn

We have heard another wise crack;
Trump then referred to token black,
And usual style;
Only one compile;
His house is shack with smokestack....

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musket
predecessor to the rifle
named for mousquette or sparrow hawk
smoothbore long-barreled firearm
cumbersome, heavy to lift

musket
used by infantrymen
during the War Between the States
Sometimes referred to as the Civil War
Or Sherman and Lee's war

musket
heavy to lift,
large-caliber, clumsy,
muzzle loading
shoulder gun
musket...

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Clown woman was a bit porky but no one said this anymore,
After we got to know her….
Because she was kind and sweet and generous
You see, after we knew her,
we did not see anything but her goodness and her loveliness.
For that is what she showed us all,
Clown woman was a rare woman,
We never referred to her as a clown either
After we knew her....

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