Short Redneck Poems

Redneck
runs over goslings
intentionally
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RED ON THE HEAD,
LIKE A WEENIE ON A DOG,
LIKE A NOODLE ON A POODLE,
LIKE KETCHUP ON A LOG,...

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~The Slow Life~
I don’t care if you call me a Redneck
or call me a Hillbilly
Just call me for supper
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loiters in his car
a dad-mama's New Year gift
true homeless loser
peewee bald redneck goofy  
merry andrew racist drum...

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Bubba's goat is baaaaad 
It done gone and ate his shorts 
Burps the abc's. 

Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Oct.16/2005...

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the dust around him
he has not seen many things
the drunk redneck bull

his irony legs
both got a lick of work done--
cocoon of debris...

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Piss over a dog bite
It helps to heal wound quickly
Adding salt to wound

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Sixth Placement
Contest: Redneck Psalms...

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Good times may not last.
Share thy wealth with tomorrow.
Youth provides for age.







Entry for John Freeman's Redneck Psalms  3rd place...

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Billy Bob's mower 
not only ate the green grass 
but ate his clothes too. 

Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Oct.16/2005 

Trying something different....

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Mom looks through windows
A watched pot will never boil
A daughter's courtship





Contest; "Redneck Psalms, Improve Human Foible"

Sponsored by: John Freeman...

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A drunk redneck fell out of his pickup
While in the middle of a big hiccup
When a needy dame
Saw the new fair game
And wondered how she’d pick up that hick up

2/20/16...

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there was a redneck scarlet woman
who screamed blue murder
after seeing red in a blue movie
making purple passionate love in the pink
to the yellow peril who was green with envy...

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To get out of bed,

     On the same side you got in,

          Keeps bad luck at bay!



~5th Place in the "Redneck Psamls, 
Improve Human Nature" Contest By John Freeman~...

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Keep playing with that
   and you will go blind, young man!
      Every boys' nightmare...


Won 5th place in the "Redneck Psalms, Improve Human Foible" by John Freeman

A. Green...

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classy lassie I love…never  will I ask her hand in marriage, 
just poverty stricken Redneck boy…she would turn me down, 
though I have silver in stars above and gold in the morning sun! 
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Hill life, country side
Riding horses, redneck bride
Overalls and camouflage theme.
That's the new party scene.
Tobacco chewing and sipping on 
some moonshine
Come on to the country for a good ol' 
time....

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There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill 

© Mar 13 2010      Charles Henderson...

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I'm a Country Boy;

  they call me Redneck.

Over here, that's the thang.

  now .please don't mind

  my country drawl, ya'll.

   nor my redneck slang,

  Heck,  just being me, is all.



    Copyright McCuen 2008...

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Truer words

          Were never spoken

                    Through falser teeth!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(© All Rights Reserved)

6th Place in John Freeman's "Redneck Psalms, Improve Human Foible" Contest - Jul 2010...

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Bobbi Jo looked so pretty
In her wedding gown
But her veil of silk illusion
Couldn't hide her frown

All her friends and family
Were in the church that night
To see the "had to get married" wedding
And the shotgun her pa painted white

It was a FORMAL weddin' don'tcha know...

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A silk purse is made

      from quality proven cloth....

            sow’s ear excluded

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"A silk purse can not be made from a sow's ear" 
meaning good products can not be made from
poor materials"

© Jun 29 2010 for John’s “Redneck Psalms” contest...

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Redneck Car

my redneck car is no junk

eight cylinders,  what a hunk

beer cans over the floor

to enter there’s no door

the back seat is sometimes my bunk  



2/18/2016

Poetry Contest:  LIMERICK CONTEST II - FOR FUN

 Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON...

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A spleen for breakfast or is it lunch.
I’m not quite sure your words aren’t much.
Beaten by a crayon’s mark.
Your fire died without a spark.

The writer’s block must have returned.
Speak up son you’re getting burned.
You’ve got some time with this pandemic.
You’re learning redneck academics....

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Rudolph had a brother, a redneck deer named Bart.
His nose only glowed when he would sneeze or fart.
Rudolph got sick; Santa had to call on his brother.
Bart came with pepper in one hoof and a can of beans in the other.

12/24/21
A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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a freedom-fighter with a gun
a Jihadist with a gun
a lone-wolf with a gun
a redneck with a gun
a survivalist with a gun
a good-guy with a gun
a bad-guy with a gun
a hate-monger with a gun
a vengeance with a gun
a first-person-shooter
vigilantes and vigils 
a patterned proximity

© GoodGuySoul 2015-02-12...

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