The Redneck Reindeer

Rudolph had a brother, a redneck deer named Bart.
His nose only glowed when he would sneeze or fart.
Rudolph got sick; Santa had to call on his brother.
Bart came with pepper in one hoof and a can of beans in the other.

12/24/21
A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 1/10/2022 7:56:00 AM
Great imagination and hilarious. Congrats on your contest win.
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Date: 1/10/2022 1:39:00 AM
Ha ha, congratulations.
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Date: 1/9/2022 5:36:00 PM
cant believe I missed this gem lol, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/9/2022 11:54:00 AM
Bang to rights I’d say, Mark. Congrats on your win. Terry
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:58:00 AM
Poor Santa choking on the downstream lol. Congrats Mark. Tom
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:20:00 AM
congrats, Mark. a well deserved win
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Date: 1/9/2022 8:37:00 AM
Mark, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious!
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Date: 12/26/2021 2:54:00 PM
Hello Mark ... the things Santa had to do to have a guiding light - thanks Mark - Lindsay
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/2/2022 2:54:00 PM
Glad you liked it, thanks!
Date: 12/25/2021 10:50:00 PM
hahaha. Good joke, Mark!!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/2/2022 2:54:00 PM
Thanks Andrea!
Date: 12/25/2021 6:06:00 PM
hahahaha, I had the radio on today in the car and was tickled to hear Leroy the Redneck Reindeer Joe Diffie.. Your poem is really fun. Merry , Merry Christmas
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Date: 12/24/2021 7:04:00 PM
Oh, this is marvelous, Mark. So funny!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/24/2021 8:06:00 PM
Thanks bud! I’m glad you liked it!
Date: 12/24/2021 6:50:00 PM
Strange genes in that reindeer family. LOL Mark.
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/24/2021 9:00:00 PM
LOL You got me on that one!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/24/2021 8:07:00 PM
Oh yes, but a gas powered sleigh this year!
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