Mark Koplin Poet Rhyme

The Redneck Reindeer

Rudolph had a brother, a redneck deer named Bart.
His nose only glowed when he would sneeze or fart.
Rudolph got sick; Santa had to call on his brother.
Bart came with pepper in one hoof and a can of beans in the other.

12/24/21
A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Ronald D Thompson January 10, 2022 at 7:56 AM Great imagination and hilarious. Congrats on your contest win.

Terry Miller January 10, 2022 at 1:39 AM Ha ha, congratulations.

Jan Allison January 9, 2022 at 5:36 PM cant believe I missed this gem lol, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood January 9, 2022 at 11:54 AM Bang to rights I’d say, Mark. Congrats on your win. Terry

Tom Cunningham January 9, 2022 at 9:58 AM Poor Santa choking on the downstream lol. Congrats Mark. Tom

Andrea Dietrich January 9, 2022 at 9:20 AM congrats, Mark. a well deserved win

Tania Kitchin January 9, 2022 at 8:37 AM Mark, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious!

Lindsay Laurie December 26, 2021 at 2:54 PM Hello Mark ... the things Santa had to do to have a guiding light - thanks Mark - Lindsay Mark Koplin January 2, 2022 at 2:54 PM Glad you liked it, thanks!

Andrea Dietrich December 25, 2021 at 10:50 PM hahaha. Good joke, Mark!! Mark Koplin January 2, 2022 at 2:54 PM Thanks Andrea!

Eve Roper December 25, 2021 at 6:06 PM hahahaha, I had the radio on today in the car and was tickled to hear Leroy the Redneck Reindeer Joe Diffie.. Your poem is really fun. Merry , Merry Christmas

L Milton Hankins December 24, 2021 at 7:04 PM Oh, this is marvelous, Mark. So funny! Mark Koplin December 24, 2021 at 8:06 PM Thanks bud! I’m glad you liked it!

Jenna Logan December 24, 2021 at 6:50 PM Strange genes in that reindeer family. LOL Mark. Jenna Logan December 24, 2021 at 9:00 PM LOL You got me on that one! Mark Koplin December 24, 2021 at 8:07 PM Oh yes, but a gas powered sleigh this year!