Short Readership Poems

My readership is dwindling lately
After many years this has disturbed me greatly
Are my lims getting boring
Is my ego showing
Trying hard to still be creative faithfully...

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My readership has dwindled lately
After many years this has disturbed me greatly
Are my lims getting boring
Is my ego showing
Trying hard to still be creative faithfully...

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A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!


June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest...

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The gospels had a readership at the time, full of implied meanings, 
Of course, what was implied then, wouldn’t be implied today 
Where would you Christians be without Mary and Joseph having sex before marriage?...

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Noticed recently my readership is diminishing
Guess people find in my limericks, something's missing
The pathos, the drama
Or the ills of marijuana
Well, the ones still loyal, deserve my kissing!

UMMAAA!...

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With Trump Will Discuss

With Trump what we wanted to discuss,
Is after he has been  thrown under bus;
Orange hair;
A real scare;
Maybe he will stop raising so much fuss. 

Jim Horn

Aha. My readership is steadily increasing....

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Noticed recently my readership is diminishing
Guess people find in my limericks, something's missing
The pathos, the drama
Or the ills of marijuana
Well, the ones that are still loyal, deserve my kissing!

UMMAAA!...

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To improve VIEW statistics, 'tis no trouble
Write a naughty limerick and label it “bawdy,”
The number of your PS readers will double
If even after reading it, they sigh “Oh, Lawdy!”

written January 18, 2022...

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I'm aware my readership is down near the bottom
However, I have some standbys not to be forgotten
Devoted is a word to describe them
These dedicated loving friends
Though the numbers are small, been friends from day one...

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Woke in night writing poetry,
and I do this a lot;
Grabbed a pen and piece of paper
so that I could then jot;
Down some lines, not that great,
but mean a lot to me;
Hope that I can capture some
internal magic key;
Don’t care if readers love them,
my ditties are for fun;
Cause in the end I really write 
for readership of one....

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Mercurial

  authoritarian lead style
heterodox
    person
or
    group
holds
   lightning rod
for 
    criticism
from
   old-fashioned
readership

FACTOTUM

works 
    tirelessly
glossed 
     as "do all!"
with
     force 
behind 
   command
 refers 
to
  handy 
     versatile 
sort 
of
assistance

Written: March 21, 2023...

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I think my blog is read by one,
for comments there are often none.
Sometimes I see that I get hits,
most often in sporadic fits.
But lately I must be defriended,
can’t think of posts that I offended,
but in the case I made mistake,
which I shall surely contemplate,
hope they do not stop their reading
cause visits there are now receding,
for if all gone, no readership- - -
I don’t know how I’ll keep my grip....

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My desire's on fire, a new poem to sire
  This burning within now churning, newly yearning
To write lines which will excite, yea, may ignite
  My readership, to blaze new trails of leadership...

Pages crumbled, pen abandoned, the hour now weary
  My mind aches; my eyes no more willing, just bleary
Steal I soft to sleep, my heart fresh wounded, revealed
  ~ Tears dry on the pillow, this episode sealed......

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