Short Pluto Poems

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Pluto made a dwarf
not for being far too small
precinct too cluttered...

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Planet?  Nope.
Little
underdog
that lurks
on the edge of the Milky Way....

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"semi colon"


my proctologist told me 
Pluto is not a planet
but Uranus is...

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Popeye and Pluto
Fought a battle royal
   Over a thin vial
   Of virgin Olive Oil...

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the puppy
like the worlds
runs in circles

she’s cute,
that puppy
I think i’ll name her

Pluto....

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Fetch me a shooting star
Every 248th year!
On your boomerang orbit 
Pay us a visit...now sit!
You're man’s best friend by far...

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Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!...

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tabby cat slinking
around the house, looking stealth
pouncing and prancing

lover, neat and sweet
purring for a stroke around
his silky neck...

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I sailed by Mercury, Venus and Mars
Past Neptune, Pluto and assorted stars
   The virus everywhere
   It's just too much to bear
I still can't find one single open bar...

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Scorpio is the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. The spirit color for a Scorpio is black. The birth stone is a topaz. It's ruling planet is Pluto. It's the eighth sign....

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Pluto, tell me, why do you cry

Let your tears dampen and dry

Unless you fail the final quest

They will seem to be the best

Oh Pluto, they'll respect you in the end...

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I once was close to you,
But I'm not any more.
I was closer to you than
Earth is to Mars.
But now we are as
The sun is to Pluto.
Who's the blame,
For things not being the same?...

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Two Empire State Buildings fly by Earth
Phobos will crash into Earth on Mars Day
Careless Martians created our universe in Pluto's lab
Pluto walks a tightrope over underestimated solar flares...

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oOOo
jupiter sat
on his turn to run
but Uranus said
“you are a sun”
pen a tune and
become the one
;Duck ;pluto plays
just for the fun.
xOOx
3 1 13
M V E M
i i W E ! ! 
x@@x
lol
;)~...

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Disney
Mickey Mouse
Little Mermaid
Huey, Dewey, Louie
Disney

Disney
Donald Duck
Goofy Pluto
My favorite is Mulan
Disney

Disney
Think Frozen
Elza, Olaf
Snow White, Cinderella
Disney!...

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Mediterranean’s melancholy melodious megaphone
Notoriously navigated Neptune’s neutrality zone.
Overladen, overworked, and overthrowing Orion’s own,
Permitted planet Pluto to persecute Perry’s corn-pone....

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Carlos clever carnivore, courageous cosmonaut chimp
Tried twice to turn twisters, for he was an incredible imp.
Twisters tossed him toward Pluto, he went up in the air.
Whether he comes back or not, few of us gave a care....

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Unfathomable....... 
On vastness of Milky Way 
Black round specks adorn. 
Mars,  Venus, Pluto and more... 
A cosmos of Polka Dots? 






16th January, 2019
Edward Ibeh's Polka Dots Contest 
Syllables count = 5 7 5 7 7...

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Burried in the blue fields of Pluto 
family and friends keep Death company
A symphony played by fallen angels fills 
the night air
as shadows dance down the halls of 
Hades
around blue flames they dance
Written by Keith Edward Baucum...

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Purple nebula
gas insignia
finds a polished glass
astronomy class
here on earthly sod.

Pluto ice ball
now a rogue moon
White dwarfs sun fall
burnt out too soon.

Lenses peek.
comets streak.
Say to me.

You see
no God?

Odd......

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Popeye
Eats spinach and feels spry
Gains superhuman strength
Keeps Bluto at arm’s length

Olive Oyl
Is Popeye’s foil
Often kidnapped by Bluto
Whom Popeye then punches to Pluto.


08.31.2021



For Joseph May's "Cleritoons" contest...

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Venus will not come,
Saturn often run.
Mars filled the earthen form,
Mercury; yet all burn.
Jupiter glows in pride,
Uranus take her on ride.
Earth alone made her stand,
Pluto spent her strand.
Neptune alone made a sigh,
As winter gave her cry.
C.2017...

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“Planet” of the distant
past, now considered too
petite for the title.
Pray, don’t you despair now.
Pirouette though pitch void,
pretty as always, for
perhaps our minds will change.

4/11/2021. Written for Kim Merryman's "Pleiades P" contest. 1st prize....

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Dixie pixie and Dixie Tom and Jerry;
Swam the river instead of catching a fairy;

While Huckleberry Hound Pluto and Ralph;
Poke them all in the eyes,  now they're not seeing like Three Blind Mice
Huh!!!;



9/30/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Burried in the blue fields of Pluto
family and friends keep Death company
A symphony played by fallen angels fills 
the night air as shadows dance down the
halls of Hades around blue flames they 
dance
Written by Keith Edward Baucum aka The 
Green Poet aka
The Poetic Philosopher...

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