Short Pinocchio Poems

Wooden toy or boy
Pinocchio tells no lies
A real boy who cries...

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“puppet prophet”


Papa Geppetto
perfecting 

Pinocchio
only his

nose
know...

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Pinocchio spies scissors -
                   no strings attached or just a mere puppet?...

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land hoy
homeward bound
quest
what we've found
only
pinocchio
knows that
a real boy can fly...

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If politicians were like Pinocchio,
how long would you see their noses grow?
...

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DONALD 
HAS A VERY BIG PET
AN ORANGE HEADED WOODPECKER 
WHO HE HAS NAMED PINOCCHIO
IS THAT JUST ANOTHER LIE
OR THE REASON FOR SO MANY...

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Pinocchio needed a screw
But had not one clue what to do
So he prayed to God
And found it most odd
That his prayer was answered with glue. . ....

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Pinocchio’s wife had it good
She’d thank lucky stars if she could
For you see in the change
The Blue Fairy arranged
To leave the guy plenty of wood...

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Perky pink python plays a piccolo
Perforated opossum practicing as pro
Pretty prancing porcupine poke Pinocchio
Pronunciation phrases performed in pleasing prose....

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The puppet boy Pinocchio achooed
for he had a nose that grew and grew.
His cat Figaro scratched its back on that nose 
and Geppetto used the schnozz to hang his hose!...

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what carpenter's eyes
does not love
his fields of wood
to craft his
sweet passion
made a 
little wooden boy 
named Pinocchio
who could not tell a lie...

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Here's a story you might not have heard
About a puppet that owns his own bird
This is quite the brain wrecker
Pinocchio has a woodpecker
To me that just seems too obsurd!...

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There once was a boy who could not chew
Yet he especially savored beef stew
  He’d just bite and swallow
  As taste buds lay fallow
Smell’s as good as taste ~ Pinocchio knew...

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Confessed to creator Geppetto
"Got a fetish, I think you should know
Often I fiddle
‘Round with my middle
Take a look-see how THAT baby grows!"

Sumitted for: Roy Jerden's contest...

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Disney's Pinocchio comes to mind
When Donald Trump's nose is really defined
Totaling 1,543 lies
Obviously wins first prize
This is the U.S. Prez, we must remind...

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Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man

She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes...

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A signorina on the game
Met a chap whose pecker went lame
Pinocchio knew
What she should do
And Roman Candles rose to fame


(as did "Liar!  Liar!
Pants on fire!")...

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Made me love the word of mind
On Moby Dick and Pinocchio time.
Tripping to a Radio City line.
Her hand at the fair I find.
Easing the stress of yet-to-be.
Resting, now, in the Earth, the sea....

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Potential Pinocchio Who Is A Pest

When people may be potential Pinocchio's,
Lately have they looked at their long nose,
Face extended;
With blended,
And we should suppose grows and grows.

Jim Horn...

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he holds out that he’s a genius
with an IQ he says of 100 plus 56
and  a johnson of 26
of which he get his licks

so
in a reality show 
it’s probably made of wood 
and by script he thinks he’s Pinocchio...

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Pinocchio was sitting on the water lilies wondering what to do
He had lied to so many people, and I mean quite a few…..
a frog came by and pushed him off and he fell on his rear
Get out of here, said the frog, we do not like liars here...

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Some things may seem very strange
As bizarre as they can get
For example have you heard,
Of a puppet owning a pet?

When I was told, Pinocchio
Had a Woodpecker, I was upset
Him owning a bird seemed absurd
What else could it be but his pet?...

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Like Adam in the Garden
Before he’d lost his rib…
Pinocchio in springtime
Who yet had learned to fib…
Perfection’s just a symptom
Of dreams we wish would be.
What can go wrong is costly.
What goes right is never free.
Keep calm and return fire.
You know the rdill....

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Pinocchio found a girl
She put his heart in a whirl
He met her near a wishing well
His love of her he must tell
The trouble was she wasn't real
He could relate to her ordeal
She was carved, as was he
He blurted "Wood you marry me?"
But deaf and mute, blind as a bat
She answered not, and that was that...

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Donald and Joe
  Ronnie and Jimmy

Harry and George
  Richard 'n Cal 'n Barack

JFK, LBJ and TR
  Like Pinocchio, they wished on a star

All made promises they didn't keep
  All made us laugh, cry and say bleep ~

Remember, please, that the office of President
  does not provide halos for its residents...

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