Short Pinocchio Poems
Short Pinocchio Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pinocchio by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pinocchio by length and keyword.
"Self Portrait"
My Picasso pro
Boscis only
Knows
Pinocchio
Lighthearted
Lies laying in cubis
Tic
Isms
Of truth
Pinocchio why do you
Continue to lie all the time
Knowing that when you do
Your nose just grows and grows
Until it gets cut off
DONALD
HAS A VERY BIG PET
AN ORANGE HEADED WOODPECKER
WHO HE HAS NAMED PINOCCHIO
IS THAT JUST ANOTHER LIE
OR THE REASON FOR SO MANY
Call me Pinocchio, if you will.
Going to school gives me no thrill,
and my worst enemy,
a cricket named Jiminy,
I'm about ready to kill.
Pinocchio needed a screw
But had not one clue what to do
So he prayed to God
And found it most odd
That his prayer was answered with glue. . .
Pinocchio’s wife had it good
She’d thank lucky stars if she could
For you see in the change
The Blue Fairy arranged
To leave the guy plenty of wood
Perky pink python plays a piccolo
Perforated opossum practicing as pro
Pretty prancing porcupine poke Pinocchio
Pronunciation phrases performed in pleasing prose.
The puppet boy Pinocchio achooed
for he had a nose that grew and grew.
His cat Figaro scratched its back on that nose
and Geppetto used the schnozz to hang his hose!
Here's a story you might not have heard
About a puppet that owns his own bird
This is quite the brain wrecker
Pinocchio has a woodpecker
To me that just seems too obsurd!
There once was a boy who could not chew
Yet he especially savored beef stew
He’d just bite and swallow
As taste buds lay fallow
Smell’s as good as taste ~ Pinocchio knew
Confessed to creator Geppetto
"Got a fetish, I think you should know
Often I fiddle
‘Round with my middle
Take a look-see how THAT baby grows!"
Sumitted for: Roy Jerden's contest
what carpenter's eyes
does not love
his fields of wood
to craft his
sweet passion
made a
little wooden boy
named Pinocchio
who could not tell a lie
the
boy made of wood
Disney's Pinocchio comes to mind
When Donald Trump's nose is really defined
Totaling 1,543 lies
Obviously wins first prize
This is the U.S. Prez, we must remind
Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man
She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes
A signorina on the game
Met a chap whose pecker went lame
Pinocchio knew
What she should do
And Roman Candles rose to fame
(as did "Liar! Liar!
Pants on fire!")
Made me love the word of mind
On Moby Dick and Pinocchio time.
Tripping to a Radio City line.
Her hand at the fair I find.
Easing the stress of yet-to-be.
Resting, now, in the Earth, the sea.
Serenity the Silly usually embroidered the truth
She exaggerates all the time said her great Aunt Ruth
Every tale she tells is brilliantly magnified
If she were Pinocchio, she would have to hide.
Potential Pinocchio Who Is A Pest
When people may be potential Pinocchio's,
Lately have they looked at their long nose,
Face extended;
With blended,
And we should suppose grows and grows.
Jim Horn
he holds out that he’s a genius
with an IQ he says of 100 plus 56
and a johnson of 26
of which he get his licks
so
in a reality show
it’s probably made of wood
and by script he thinks he’s Pinocchio
Pinocchio was sitting on the water lilies wondering what to do
He had lied to so many people, and I mean quite a few…..
a frog came by and pushed him off and he fell on his rear
Get out of here, said the frog, we do not like liars here
Some things may seem very strange
As bizarre as they can get
For example have you heard,
Of a puppet owning a pet?
When I was told, Pinocchio
Had a Woodpecker, I was upset
Him owning a bird seemed absurd
What else could it be but his pet?
Like Adam in the Garden
Before he’d lost his rib…
Pinocchio in springtime
Who yet had learned to fib…
Perfection’s just a symptom
Of dreams we wish would be.
What can go wrong is costly.
What goes right is never free.
Keep calm and return fire.
You know the rdill.
Oh nose, you hold the prime place on my face.
Your length makes me so sensitive to smell.
Every scent, I am the first to trace.
With Pinocchio nose, I look a sight
But am grateful as you sustain my breath
If you go on strike, think of my plight!
Pinocchio found a girl
She put his heart in a whirl
He met her near a wishing well
His love of her he must tell
The trouble was she wasn't real
He could relate to her ordeal
She was carved, as was he
He blurted "Wood you marry me?"
But deaf and mute, blind as a bat
She answered not, and that was that
Donald and Joe
Ronnie and Jimmy
Harry and George
Richard 'n Cal 'n Barack
JFK, LBJ and TR
Like Pinocchio, they wished on a star
All made promises they didn't keep
All made us laugh, cry and say bleep ~
Remember, please, that the office of President
does not provide halos for its residents