Tim Ryerson Poet Limerick

I Fear That Pinocchio -

Confessed to creator Geppetto
"Got a fetish, I think you should know
Often I fiddle
‘Round with my middle
Take a look-see how THAT baby grows!"

Sumitted for: Roy Jerden's contest

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James Fraser July 17, 2014 at 4:23 PM Quirky Limerick Tim, and wonderfully using Pinocchio as your character. Thank you for your lovely comments this evening, James :)

Arlene Smith July 9, 2014 at 8:41 PM Too funny, Tim! congrats on a great win!.. I get the contest now.. must try it next time.. These are great!!. Hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A July 8, 2014 at 11:39 PM Tim,, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

Andrea Dietrich July 7, 2014 at 3:53 PM AWesome. I had not seen all the limericks yet on the winners' list so it's fun to peruse them now. Roy got better ones than in his first contest. I am surprised by how the members came through this time for him!!

Casarah Nance July 7, 2014 at 11:53 AM HAHAH oh Tim, you are so bad, funny stuff, grats on your win my friend :) :) hugs.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 7, 2014 at 7:30 AM Nice witty one Tim! Congrats on big win!

Dr.Ram Mehta July 7, 2014 at 6:00 AM Outstanding piece, Tim. congrats on the win

Carrie Richards July 6, 2014 at 6:00 PM I wouldn't take any wooden nickels when you try to sell your poetry, Tim !! LOL !!! Congrats on this winner !

Jadazzle United July 6, 2014 at 5:18 PM great Limerick. Well done on your win. Jan & Darren

Jan Allison July 6, 2014 at 4:40 PM Dropping back with my congratulations. hugs jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser July 6, 2014 at 4:22 PM Hahaha what I like the Pinocchio one..:D

Debbie Guzzi July 6, 2014 at 3:49 PM Congrad's on your win.

Paul Callus July 6, 2014 at 12:23 PM Ahhh! Witty + original on Pinocchio theme...slightly audacious:) // paul

Carrie Richards June 13, 2014 at 6:22 PM Often you fiddle with rhymes and a riddle, and sometimes they blow me away with the prose!!

Carolyn Devonshire June 11, 2014 at 2:32 PM Lordy, Lordy, aren't you Bawdy! Very funny poem, Tim. I'm sure this is just the type of limerick Roy is seeking! Best wishes in the contest, Carolyn

Jan Allison June 11, 2014 at 2:23 AM Brilliant! good luck in the contest. Hugs jan x

Francine Roberts June 10, 2014 at 11:04 PM woohoo, made me blush, good luck in the contest

Andrea Dietrich June 10, 2014 at 10:21 PM For SURE this one will be on the winner list. Good and raunchy, Tim!

Debbie Guzzi June 10, 2014 at 10:07 PM Hey you got it flaunt it right cher! Light & Love

Robert Johnson June 10, 2014 at 9:58 PM I cannot tell a lie. And now you know the reason why. :)

Tim Smith June 10, 2014 at 7:51 PM lol...funny Tim