Short Pepe Poems

If urination is disinfectant for pea
   Is cuncation Pepe Lepu's hesitancy...

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While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk...

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He bought his wife fake Chanel Number Five
It smelled like a skunk - no longer alive!
Just one whiff and he knew
Eau de ‘Pepe la Pew’
From clenched fists he would have to duck and dive!

20th May 2015...

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Now we all know
there are a lot of animal's
who are either endangered
or extinct...
but I wouldn't mind
the skunk
added to the list…
reason being,
they literally stink…
and if does happen,
then they'll be exStink!...

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Too enthralled by his works done
Last farewell been said and made
Mockingbirds and sparrows came
Las vivas and the sound of guns-
He faced the 7 o’clock morn sun




Note:

Dr. Jose P. Rizal- poet/author of  "Noli Me Tangere" and 
"El Filibusterismo", his famous novels that cost his life....

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Peter’s pesky Pekinese Pepe
produced puddles of pee
proceeded by piles of pernicious pongy poop
Pauline's plimsolls got plastered!

PLEASE use plastic pooper pouches Peter
Pick up your pestilent pets' pooh!

Fiction poem - but my 'pet hate' is folks who don't clean up after their pooch and for now Pauline's plimsoll's are poop free!

2/16/19...

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Pepe Le Pew
Quest for love he would always pursue
But his over enthusiastic romantic way
Is rejected by a skunk look alike who keeps running away.


Penelope Pussycat
Smothered in kisses and squeezes she would always combat
A black cat with an accidental painted white stripe 
Penelope knew she wasn't that type.


Cleritoons Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Joseph May

12.09.21...

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When life seems tough,
Be tough as well
When life takes from you,
Add up more
When life reaps you apart,
Hold yourself together.
When your dreams hit a wall,
Try again
When your efforts fall and crack,
Pick the pieces
When your future seems blurred,
Look beyond the blur
When you're almost giving up,
Seek God's intervention
And because you're strong,
Remember this:
You can dream again.
(inspired by Pepe Minambo's book,'You Can Dream Again)...

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LISTEN MAN
DON'T YOU
 UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE SONG'S 
REALLY ABOUT
BREAK MY HEART
FROM THE START
IT HAPPENED WHEN
 YOU OPENED
 YOUR MOUTH

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME
I DON'T THINK YOU CARE
THE JOKES IN BELEIVING
YOUR HEART BREAKS
WHEN YOU'VE HEARD
THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN.
THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
MY FOOT IN THE SEAT 
OF YOUR PANTS.

BOOT COO LAY SHE DO
AH COUPER
SUPER DOPER LOOKER
SUM THANG LIKE AH PEPE!...

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(This fictional poem is based on the cartoon character.)

I called the police and reported a rape and they rushed to where I live at.
But they beat me with their sticks when I told them that the victim was a cat.
Somehow my cat got a long streak of paint on her fur.
When Pepe Le Pew finished, she sure as hell didn't pur.
I gave him a good kick and I got sprayed.
I cut off his balls, he has seen better days.
He treated my cat like a whore.
He won't rape cats anymore...

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