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'eau Da' Error

He bought his wife fake Chanel Number Five
It smelled like a skunk - no longer alive!
Just one whiff and he knew
Eau de ‘Pepe la Pew’
From clenched fists he would have to duck and dive!

20th May 2015

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James Fraser May 29, 2015 at 5:51 PM And he hadn't a sniff what was coming to him. Loved this cartoon from years ago - love it Jan, James xxxx Jan Allison May 29, 2015 at 5:54 PM lol thanks James:-) Hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser May 25, 2015 at 6:10 AM Oh, I do love Monsieur Le Pew. Great limerick. Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 6:19 AM Thanks so much ML:-) Hugs Jan xx

Thomas Martin May 24, 2015 at 11:15 AM What a sense of humor and penned so well! Jan Allison May 24, 2015 at 1:13 PM Thanks Thomas I think Catie will have a tough job with this contest I have seen some fabulous funny entries:-) Hugs Jan xx

May Sara May 22, 2015 at 8:03 AM Haha very funny! Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:28 AM Thanks so much May:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka May 21, 2015 at 3:41 PM LOL..gotta say I always felt a bit sorry for that cat in the cartoon. but loved this Lim! Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 3:43 PM LOL :-) Hugs Jan xx

Ravi Sathasivam May 21, 2015 at 4:13 AM Excellent and funny write. Enjoyed reading it. Tfs Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 6:36 AM Thanks so much for dropping by Ravi:-) Hugs Jan xx

Gabby Sabre May 21, 2015 at 2:26 AM I needed this to brighten my day. Still laughing now! Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 6:36 AM Glad I made you smile Gabby:-) Hugs Jan xx

Afolabi Muideen May 20, 2015 at 11:21 PM Ha ha ah!!! So funny Jan, excellent write, your poem is sweet as always.......stay blessed..........);Afolabi. Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 1:15 AM Thanks Afolabi:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie May 20, 2015 at 8:16 PM G'day Jan... I have heard rumours that the smell of a skunk can be off-putting, and now you've put up something worse... fake CN5 - thanks for the warning - Lindsay Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 1:15 AM LOl Thanks Lindsay:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 20, 2015 at 7:28 PM Cute title for this fragrant write, sweetie!!! Jan Allison May 21, 2015 at 1:14 AM I love to play with my titles - one of the reason's I don't want to change it and put it in Catie's contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos May 20, 2015 at 5:54 PM That's what I call a HA HA and a Half... Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 5:58 PM Oh dear - a only ha ha and a half - I must do better next time! Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez May 20, 2015 at 5:37 PM lol! Missed your sense humour! 7. See, I even spelled it right for you... :-) 'Night night, Jan. hugs! Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 5:50 PM LOL Thanks Kim - had fun with this one:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith May 20, 2015 at 5:21 PM This is great Jan.,....change he and his wife to Lou and honey.....and enter it Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 5:35 PM That Tim is a great idea lol - I have written 2 more already - will think on it lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Constance La France May 20, 2015 at 4:11 PM Jan. ..so funny. ..well done 7 and thanks for visiting my poem. .lasagna Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 4:14 PM Wish I could enter it in Catie's contest but it doesn't fit the theme - guess I'm going to have to write another one now lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance May 20, 2015 at 3:54 PM Haha funny. :) Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 3:56 PM Thanks Cas:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus May 20, 2015 at 1:46 PM Very witty, Jan, and the ‘Pepe la Pew’ eau is priceless! Thank you for the laugh:) hugs // paul Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 3:14 PM I had fun with this one Paul - just a seed of an idea and wham this was the result:-) Glad it made you smile:-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud May 20, 2015 at 1:06 PM cracking me up, jan!...is this for john's contest?... you are a humorist; so fine!.. huggs Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 3:13 PM Just a fun write Nette - I got this idea in my head and this was the result lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das May 20, 2015 at 12:19 PM LOL. Great humour. Cant get funnier than this. Loved this limerick. A#7 Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 3:12 PM Thanks Nandita - just a stupid thing I got in my head and this was the result lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 20, 2015 at 12:07 PM - Too much of a good thing :))) ..... only real thing for a skunk !!! :)))) (7) - Have the soup been "down" today ..... posted a new poem today .... many "readers" no comments ..... or a "bad" poem? - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 3:12 PM I agree Anne lise - think we should mail soup and suggest it - with more and more people joining the site and flooding with 10 poems makes our one or two poems shoot off the page so quickly:-) Hugs janxx Anne-Lise Andresen May 20, 2015 at 12:25 PM - I have always meant that there should be a limit on max 3 poems pr. day :) Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 12:11 PM yes site has been down - few reads few comments and if people post 10 poems a day gives less air time for us:-( Hugs Jan xx

Kevin Leake May 20, 2015 at 11:52 AM Ha, Ha, Ha, Love it Jan, Great Limerick, your sense of humour keeps me going God Bless Kevin Jan Allison May 20, 2015 at 11:56 AM Thanks Kevin - I can just imagine a guy buying some 'knock off' perfume and this being the result! Hugs jan xx