Short Nurse Poems
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my new brother
begins suckling our mother
I drop her sparkly vase
dad looks on menacingly. . .
a nurse brings me ice cream
Loretta Jane Swit
always possessed of great wit
wasn’t content slinging hash
and became head nurse in MASH
Ben went to the pub for a shot
But when he got there he forgot
Until a nurse
Opened her purse
To show off the needle she brought
A beautiful bowl
burning to brighten our world ,
lends light to leaves and lilies;
got glee-giving glow.
The nurse of nature at noon!
I nurse my dreams
And through tough times
They are my only gleams
I protect my dreams
And through bad times
They are my sunshine beams
To medics, a breast is a purse
Enriching both doctor and nurse
A bra strap tattoo
Is better for you
Than an early ride in an hearse!
My wife is a Registered Nurse
At 60, she still had "The Curse"
A Time Machine
Helped her come clean
But our Edsel is stuck in reverse
N Naturally caring.
U Understanding and Kind.
R Realistically diagnoses
S Sees things others miss
E Enthusiastic about helping people
Please Nurse, can you come,
I have a pimple on my bum.
It hurts makes me cry,
Do you think that I might die?
Nurse, hurry, please run.
My hospital bed is surprising
It goes up and down exercising
The bed pan stays still
But the contents spill
All over an organ downsizing!
The doctor says I need a shot
For something that I have not got
The nurse takes aim
As if to maim
And I should tell them, "Thanks a lot!"?
Nurse, can you come
I have a huge pimple on my bum
It hurts me and it makes me cry
Do you think that I might die?
Nurse, please hurry, run
am...tea
empt-tea-ed
now...
so...sew me
a...cof eh?
black...
with...three
sweet-ners
cof...
to...sweet-nurse
the...espresso
Nora Nills sought to be a nurse
A desire that proved a curse.
Most of her patients died
Which made Nora decide
To take a job driving a hearse.
Going to the doctor is such a thrill
I just can't wait til I get ill
I saw a pretty nurse
She and I converse
I only got sick when I saw the bill
The wife was out seeking true love
Which men tend to think rhymes with "stove"
And even worse
Is Donald's nurse
Who insists it only means "MOVE"!
At our pub, a drunken blighter
Claimed to be, "The World's Best Fighter"
His wife was a nurse
And she won the purse
For being the best back-biter!
suspect compact
jet pack horseback
subway display
adverse immerse
Nurse Perce worst fear
12/10/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019 ©
When he heard the awful news first
That a man snatched his wife's purse
He rushed to the scene
That robber was mean
So, he ended up needing a nurse
once a sports doctor from perth
wanted to leave planet earth
for his nurse she injected
dietetically wreck-ed
a famous olympians girth.
A nurse who had never been kissed
Was bathing a cowboy named Twist
He started to spurt
She asked if that hurt
And then checked his pulse at the wrist
A young poultry farmer from Stoke
Found all his hen's eggs were laid broke
The animal doc
Said show me your cock
And the veterinary nurse had a stroke
When Judy plays Doctor & Nurse
She always quotes chapter and verse
Then whacks off a tad
(The Rabbi's her dad)
And that's how young boys learn to curse
flu seemed to disperse
now know that we need a nurse
things will become worse
trump would be lying
now people are all crying
again alibiing
Jim Horn
She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy
Too soon dropped by a nurse in employ
He hit the floor
Bounced out the door
And was found in the next room with a toy