Short North Pole Poems

Santa baby
presently stuck —
maybe next year

11/28/2020...

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he was here
and the ring deer
they steer
him to his gold
from the north pole
he came thur rome
STANTA IS 
BACK HOME...

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Rudolph Valentino could feel
A new woman in every reel
Santa's reindeer
Is not a steer!
A chafed nose is just a raw deal!...

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quick, sly Arctic fox
unseen in North Pole tundra ~
perfect camouflage



Date written: 12/15/2021...

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Winter comes
In its birthday suit

It waits looking
Snug like North Pole grizzly bear
Lay waiting its prey
Then pounce and fade.

*...

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Santa is NOT here anymore!
He shops at the Amazon store
There's no need for a sleigh
Gave the reindeer away
Our elves send a drone to your door!...

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Santa’s sleigh went out of control
Now he’s not gonna meet his goal
To deliver the toys
To the girls and boys
He tried to order one from the north pole...

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he come  from way up
with lots of stuff
so be good
its well understood
the gifts is for all
who play ball and stiff
this is not fanta
ITS THE
NORTH POLE SANTA...

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It seems Scott was just a bit silly
The North Pole is ever so chilly
He’s gone for a burton
And you can be certain
He died with a very small Willy...

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Tough times have fallen on the North Pole
   COVID-19's shrunk employer payrolls

So, the good Lord's invoked the grandfather clause
   To increase the pension due Santa Claus...

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I took a long train ride to the North Pole
Santa forgot to fill my stocking hole,
but while I was yelling loud
the elves gathered in a crowd...
they found a place to stick my lump of coal....

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Okay, Okay, enough already with this crap
Spring can come anytime now, just look at a map
It's not the north pole
It's taking it's toll
Old Mother Nature must be having a nap...

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I’m an Eskimo 
From the North Pole 
Being cooled by my gene 
Don’t,throw 
Lavas from the Volcanos
What it may be 
Not harm them me 
Know
I’m an Eskimo 
From the North Pole 
Being cooled set by my gene...

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It was all white away and around,
yet, a path through it, I found.
my jacket shielded me from cold,
and, shoes gave a crushing sound.
was I an explorer at the north pole,
or walking on snow puffs under my sole ?...

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My all-time favorite books include Christmas in some way
Santa Claus, Jesus, North Pole and candy canes dancing away
Frosty and Jack Frost are on the fringe of my utmost fave.
Christmas messages, stories and songs are what I crave....

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Southerly breeze at my back
   Curlicue clouds in the sky
Folks sport sunny smiles
   A privilege to be alive

It's Spring after Christmas
   A treat for body and soul
Santa's stayed on in Chicago
   Why rush back to the North Pole?...

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Who or what was he chasing at the North Pole?
Why is that scarecrow of a man so obsessed?
What tragedies have driven him to such extremes?
Is he the 'modern Prometheus' that the title refers to?
Just who is this Frankenstein character anyway?...

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there is a jolly guy with reindeer
who flies from the north pole every year
he delivers many smiles
to children for many miles
with happiness, laughter, joy and cheer

Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire
11/29/18...

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Chased down, Santa’s sled leaves skid marks on the ledge of North Pole.
Sacks in hand, green elves turn Christmas red - punishment shoveling coal.


12/18/2018
Cute Christmas Couplet Poetry Contest/Andrea Dietrich

*Green - New employees...

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Since this is number 9
lets see how many i can take with me
here that engine purr
they put my friends eyes in their roads
What is the catalysis
maybe its demonic pawsession
The image of a feline at the north pole is cathartic
catch me if you can...

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LOST SOUL
I am painting my picture of lost soul
To dream about the greatest of my team winning Super Bowl
This is not an individual game, it must be the endeavor of a whole
Let's focus on the best of coldest North Pole
Tr?n Minh Hi?n Hien Tran Orlando August 29, 2016...

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Christmas dragon got lost on his way to the north pole.
Charming, her crows and her fox tried to help him out.
But he was leery of their seemingly good intentions.
Conniving humans had tried to tromp him and stomp him.
These seemed trustworthy, but he had been fooled before....

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At North Pole stables, liquid spirit flows
Down the hatch is where the brandy goes! 
We bust all the moves
And raise our big hooves
That's why Rudolph has a glowing red nose!

Nov 13, 2022
Fun holiday limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin


Checked on rhymezone and howmanysyllables...

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Observing all year around from above, 
Of earthly conflicts, Santa had enough. 
The world has gone viral, 
The peace has gone spiral, 
So Santa stays on cloud nine making love. 

December 16, 2022

Contest: Funny Santa 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 

Howmanysyllables.com...

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I was told, 
To meet a tadpole,
Who slept on the slop,
Near the north pole.

Done! I said
And went ahead, 
Marching in the freezing dead.

I walked, I hopped
And I stopped,
realized,
My mind's plot.

A dream's fantasy
But comforting in reality,
A solo journey
Travelled in sleep....

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