Short Nfl Poems

He didn't get it,
our toddler president, locked
arms were in protest....

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like thunder crowd roars
brown pigskin flying in wind
thursday night football...

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Finished before start
Colts fans leap from Bandwagon
Peyton Manning's hurt...

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In this packed NFL stadium, the winner is the hot-dog lady.



 Contest. Silent One: One Liners Four
Dec 9, 2015...

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Tim Tebow
NFL football pro.
His love for Jesus sets him apart,
as he lives his faith with all his heart.

7/1/16...

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Donald Trump believes the O-zone layer
Must be a kneeling NFL player
Thrusting a fist
Into the mist
But, unlike Trump, its just a taxpayer!...

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Our vicar says the NFL
Is leading young men straight to Hell
On Sundays they play
When they ought to pray
Since God knows the score very well...

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Poor, addled Colin Kapernick
Once a coveted NFL draft pick

   Made $43 million in pro football, yet finds it all unsavory
   Victimized! ~ Accuses team owners of slavery...

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Tomorrow is Sunday
    on TV, NFL-football will be played

  No joy or hope in the life
    of a widow ~ I mean, an NFL-TV-wife



  __________________________
  NFL = National Football League...

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Patrick Mahomes
Cutest quarterback in the NFL
Sweetest smile
Darling of Kansas City
Go Chiefs!

Patrck Mahomes
in all kinds of Hy-Vee grocery store ads
Making friends with all of us
Young and old
Go Chiefs!...

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NBA -- Tatoo Array
 WBA -- Mostly Gay
  NFL -- Concussion Hell
   IOC -- Hypocrisy's Smell



   NBA = National Basketball Association
   WBA = Women's Basketball Association
   NFL = National Football League
   IOC = International Olympic Committee...

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Waterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well

The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends

The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls

The USA
May be a mess
But that would be
Trump's second guess....

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the dumbest sports model
an open bottle and an NFL player
especially if they used to be a gator
come on steve spurrier
raise better babies
in my day they
behaved
thats what he would say?no way
cave urban myer
and say you paid marc richt
before i make it stick
knife point style...

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They wrote us off this season,
Haters kept saying 'not this year'
Outside the stadium now it's changed;
Sizzling excitement crackles the air
Each one of us knows why we're here;
Hosting the biggest NFL rivalry 
Out for the win, another victory; 
Going for the division, the NFC East
Sunday, All Hail! Beat the Cowboys!...

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Jimmi the shifty cusp,
Leviticus inflict-a-bus,

cosmetically scriptures plus
beats all the rust...

Pours plains down the coffee cup,

says why phantom as they load his guns,

goes to town to watch the NFL blitz 
right as the MLB's last pitch goes out of sight,

hops in lakes as they form-
so nose can shake and brains can storm....

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The first game was played in California;
LA Coliseum the arena.
Here, you may have a doubt.
The game was not sold out.
This is just some more useless trivia.

The Packers were led by Vince Lombardi.
Hank Stram brought his Chiefs from Kansas City.
In this football showdown
from this West Coast town,
the team from Green Bay won the first trophy....

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Watching NFL on Sunday
Flying the Rebel flag every day
Playing poker every night
Wow, Life is great

Yelling "Git-R-Done"
Mud-slinging in our big trucks
Listening to the crowd
Watching the broncs buck all night
What a wonderful day, hey.

Whether I am hunting or fishing,
I know I am having a great day
Listening to Southern Rock
Rocking out loud to "Kid Rock"
That is my idea of a great day...

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At Texas A & M, he played at quarterback.
The young man led a prolific offensive attack.
He gave up his last two years at college.
Apparently, he needed money more than the knowledge.
He was selected by an NFL team in the first round.
This fall, at a football field in Cleveland he will be found.
Johnny, put on that helmet and pads right away.
Browns fans are hoping you will save the day.
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Hello Jim.  I’m glad to be here.
Yes, in the NFL, it has been a demanding year.
My name is “Jim”; don’t you ever call me “Chris”.
I get very angry whenever I hear this.
I know you have been talking about me behind my back.
If you call me “Chris” again, I will just have to attack.

Well, that’s the last time I hear what you have said.
You didn’t stop; so I’ll just have to leave you for dead.
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He played football with the Detroit Lions in the NFL.
In the seventies, this man became an actor as well.
Less than a week ago, his fans had bad luck.
We lost the man who was nicknamed the Mad Duck.

He played in the NFL on and off for twelve years.
People loved to see him play, that much is clear.
He began starring in Webster in 1983.
Playing football and acting was his destiny.

(Dedicated to Alex Karras who died October 10, 2012.)...

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There is some great news I have found:
Last year's Heisman Trophy winner is Philly bound.
The Eagles have a receiver in which they can take pride.
DeVonta Smith comes from Alabama's Crimson Tide.
He can catch the ball, and blaze down the field.
Plenty of yardage and points this young man can yield.
So in Philly, there should be some optimism this season.
This talented college player is the reason.

from news found on nfl.com
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Thanksgiving celebrated every 4th Thursday of November. 

A great day for family and friends to remember.

Dallas Cowboys and Detroit Lions always play a game.

A third NFL game has been added to give fame.

Very important to give to other and to be thankful.

Eating turkey, stuffing, lots of food will make our stomach full.

After food have some pumpkin pie or your favorite pie for dessert.

Be nice and cautious of family members who like to exert....

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Another mass shooting has occurred in America.
This time, it happened in Rock Hill, South Carolina.
A doctor, his wife, two grandchildren, and another were killed by a gun.
A former NFL player was deemed the culpable one.
That player was found dead from a shot self-inflicted.
This was a tragic event nobody could have predicted.
How many more unfortunate victims have to die?
It leaves many shaking their heads and asking why.

From a news story found on aol.com
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