Short Nephews Poems

wrestling ‘tween nephews 
and trav’ling uncle, teaching, taunting,
flipping, sweating, bonding,
championing smiles
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Of course 
I love my 
Mother and father
And sister
And nephews
But my step
Parents takes
Some strength
To handle
But love them
I do a bundle...

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Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs
So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar
Kentucky Fried Dinosaur
Or KFD could take top honors
The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored...

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Yes tiny are we, as you can see.
Don’t make us livid, or you will be.
Hunted by, Uncle King Kong.
He is very big and strong.
His favorite nephews are we.


written for
Sponsor john freeman 
Contest Name Limericks Hilarious...

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It's finally here 
I can't belive it's been a year
Already he's walking
and Getting into everything

He gets in trouble 
But its hard to stay mad
He has the cutest little smile 
and he does the cutest thing
Happy Birthday Cash
I love Ya...

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Alas, Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall,

   Leaving a quivering yolk, that is all!

      Then, his nephews and nieces,

         Scooped up all of the pieces.

            It cracked them up showing atrocious gall!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED WITH SILLY PUDDY,

COPYING THE SUNDAY CARTOONS.

WE STRECHED IT, ROLL IT, BOUNCE IT,

WE SHOWED IT, TO ALL AND WHAT IT COULD DO.


BOY!, DO I MISS IT.

WONDER IF I CAN I STILL GET IT.

I'LL HAVE FUN SHOWING WHAT IT CAN DO,

PLAY WITH IT, WITH MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS....

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On the fourteenth, I'm leaving town to see my sister and my nephews. I'll be gone for a week and a half, and since they live in the mountains, their internet connection is really slow, so I probably won't be checking up on the soup until I get back.

Just letting everyone know, so no one will get worried!

-TIM...

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I usually don't talk about rainbows.
I'd rather talk about farmers or crows.

But if you pierce a rainbow, does it not bleed?
Into one color, for every intention, desire, and need?

Brothers and sisters and cousins and nephews,
I care not how descends your Muse.

Listen to the string meant only for you.
The angels bless your every "kerchoo." 

1/20/16...

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everybody thinks it's wrong
for my little brother to emulate me
so i go alone
none of my nephews wants to be like me
i go alone
yearning for vindication
maybe it's just now
may be in time,the Lord will
let them see who i really am
that i'm not good for nothing at all
instead i'm more than my two brothers 
put together
i'll be the best after my vindication...

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She would be the perfect Ursula for Halloween the entire family said.
Aunt G who consumes cinnamon rolls, scones and plenty of bread.
Let’s tell her yelled her cousins, nieces, nephews and grandma too.
Don’t do it! Screeched her husband. That would make her feel blue!
Behind their backs she had been working on a big costume surprise.
She showed up at dinner as the best Ursula they had ever surmised....

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HAIKU STRAINS 3


Nephews and niece
Day trip outing;
Keep fond company

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Sunlight in rain
Confronts conflict;
YinYang movement

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Old fruit tree
Tropical delight;
Mango outburst

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Godmother charms
Sanguine compassion;
Stern love stays

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Touch of beauty
Poesy sings;
Economic sway

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Leon Enriquez
16 July 2015
Singapore...

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My youngest son is twenty two; he stands at six foot three.
I went shopping the other day and saw some soft toys for ninety eight p.
I took one look and picked them up, two of them so sweet and cud-de-ly.
To give to great nieces and nephews, from their favourite great aunty.
My son saw one, “that’s sweet” he said “have you bought that for me?”
The soft sweet polar bear now resides by his side, for all on face book to see....

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What is poetry?
My sister, my brother
My father, my mother
What is poetry?
My nieces, my nephews
My cousins, my best fews
What is poetry?

Poetry is the expression of many expressions
A woman fitted for many dresses
A man of muscle for many flexes
It’s how we talk
It’s how we live
It’s how we breathe
It’s how we give

You can say
You can do
You can be
Anything.
If you can see
Then let me 
Set ye 
Free...

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Mushroom Marmie, possibly the oldest auntie alive
Counted her nieces and nephews, there were twenty-five
They loved her to pieces for she had a sense of humor.
Felt horribly bad when she developed a cancerous tumor.

Mushroom Marmie was well-loved by the town too.
Had largest funeral ever when the trumpet blew.
By that time her nieces and nephews numbered sixty-two.
Thanks to nothing that she had ever done or would do....

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Uncle’s garage was full of junk that made us shout.
My nephews fought over who had to clean it out.
I’ll do it, his industrious grandniece said, don’t pout!
She found a mint 1934 Packard 12 worth money no doubt.

Now the squabbling and screaming was about to begin.
I think he left everything to me said his nephew Fin.
You signed it over to me, reminded his sister, Gwen.
Because of all her hard work, she was the one to get the win....

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I
A friend may have a very bad day
Unusually careless what they say
God gave you at least one other
With words of dad, Sis, brother. Mother
Jesus is all of them and more
Forgive: He will settle the score

II
When nephews and boys feel strong
They won't have you point out their wrong
Tell them why you may say it on paper
Somehow send a note: I'm my brother's keeper
Jesus gave us just one job
To talk, share Gospel, with words of love...

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Lolli, Eva and Karen will forever be
My family my sisters three
Each a part of my heart
Together a love that will never depart
We shared childhoods and somehow survived
And in life we live and thrive
They made me a proud uncle seven times
Nieces and nephews help the family bind
They gave me new brothers with their mates
And weather life's storms through faith
They care and love their brother me
No guy could have a better Sisters Three....

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The festive season is here again
The buying has in earnest begun
Bargains, bargains I look for
In the morning rush towards the door
I enter the race of giving gifts
To climb the social ladder swift
Then on to buy some old stuff
Dressed in rich festive puff
For nephews and nieces
Some colourful pieces
With decorative labels
Though bought cheap under the table
For Uncles and Aunts
I visit some notorious haunts
To buy budget deals
Though horrible I feel...

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My family
To all the girls I’ve loved before, 
It’s our nieces that step to the fore.
They are all bright and very lovely 
And mean everything to Uncle Ty and me.
The nephews too we will not miss out,
Tall and handsome without a doubt,
A pity we don’t see them much 
But lifes like that, we all lose touch.
To our great nieces and nephews that are here,
We hope they’ll love us as we love them without fear.
 Remember us as we remember you,
 And we pray that you will love us too....

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If I had a pink floral truck I could die happy.
This was something always said by my Auntie Pappy.
We thought it was hilarious, if not a bit sappy.
But when she died, we got that pink floral truck for Pappy.

Do we bury it or burn it? What is the procedure? Asked Cousin Core.
I think she would want me to have it, argued nephews and more.
They had a riot at the funeral, and grandpa flung himself onto the casket.
Come and save this family! He yelled into the top red roses basket....

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An easy to understand analogy of the Nations Debt

Sam was in his car going to visit his three nephews
they liked to call him Uncle Sam

Sam got into a car accident and cut an artery in his leg
and Sam was bleeding very badly and could die

A man standing on Sam's rignt side said, "We have to
apply a tourniquet to stop the bleeding or he will die"

A man standing on Sam's left side said, "No, all we need 
to do is give him more blood"

Who do you think Uncle Sam should listen to ?...

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