Short Mother In Law Poems

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

WOMAN HITLER...

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Lisa did you know?
I am a human also.
I deserve love too....

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Mother-in-law blues
She is the bearded lady
Circus is in town...

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Sand stuck in my shorts
Mother-in-law is shark bait
Blue water now red...

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Proof that trolls exist
And they're closer than you think
My mother-in-law...

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mother in law quarters not far enough
an elongated visit
it broke up their marriage...

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   The day bitter cold
     the wind whipping, raw

   A blessing nonetheless
     'twas my mother-in-law...

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rainy day 
                              mother in law visit
                              cold enough to snow...

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Only five minutes can seem 
like eons to a man trapped
in an elevator with
his mother-in-law.

April 19, 2017...

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italian mother in law
                                   i tell her how good
                                   my sauce is...

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A peacock in old Shangri-La
Found his wherewithal did not thaw
He went by the book
So his feathers shook
But aroused his mother-in-law...

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My mother-in-law is a ghost
Who lived her life on beans and toast
And since her parting
Never stops farting
Nor complaining I'm a poor host!...

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An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck...

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While walking through a cemetery
Things were really quite ordinary
Until I finally saw
My "alive" mother-in-law
That's when it turned out to be quite scary...

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I went to the fair to see a girl
We both got sick on the tilt-a-whirl
The bearded lady I saw
It was my mother-in-law
My stomach was weak so she made me hurl...

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My Mother-In-Law
lovely upon arrival,
a witch departing........

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Contest ~ "In-Laws"

Poet ~ Rick Parise...

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Jim's mother in-law old sweet Mary-Jane
accused him again and put him to shame
for leaving his poo
all over her loo
I wonder who pushed her out of the train....

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It stumbled in from the bingo hall
And fell asleep in an old barn stall
With eggnog on its breath
It scared the chickens to death
Ofcourse I mean my mother-in-law...

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There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
       She was ugly and fat 
        That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law...

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Here lies Larry Belt, once loved by all
Writing poetry before he could crawl
It happened just like he said
And now he is lying dead
Nagged to death by his mother-in-law...

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You'll never believe this thing I saw
It couldn't stop from flappin' its jaw
With warts poking thru its beard
My eyes permanently seared
Wait! it was only my mother-in-law...

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Not a poem just a note..
Our daughter"s(Doris Culverhouse that is on this site )
mother-in-law died about 3 A.M. today Thursday
January 3...
It has been a busy day.. ...

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She looks like death on a crippled spider
Hips like an elephant, maybe wider
My friends came over and saw
My ugly mother-in-law
Next time they come they want me to hide her...

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dear mother in law
you should have been beheaded
King Henry has failed 
             
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Contest:  IN-LAWS
Sponsor: Dr Ram Mehta
Submitted by: Judy Konos...

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With only one look it ruptured my spleen
The ugliest creature I've ever seen
You'd know if you ever saw
It's called my mother-in-law
And smells like the gas produced from a bean...

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