Short Morons Poems

Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?...

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irrefutable rumor
an oxymoron of course
made by morons on oxy...

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Who needs a haiku?
It's poetry for morons
What a waste of time...

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Supreme Court Rules of Twelve Useless Morons raping 
Constitution Law....

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motionless notions
jotionless morons
noneless addicts
poemless antics...

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Some

Morons

Are

Ready 2

Text n’

Pay

Heaps

Of

Nothing

Everyday...

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we are being judged       
by bleeping morons 
whose judgments
lie somewhere 
between
more 
and 
on...

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Trump Morons for Mates Horn Haiku

Saw Trump in the States,
Speeding on some roller skates,
With morons for mates.

Jim Horn...

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Morons and liars,
all facts to mislead

Their wool to disguise
—the truth unperceived   

(The Mainstream Media: November, 2020)...

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Oh, this long and dreary road
Morons lead, with us in tow
Reapers of Counsel
Shearing the sheeple
"Stay the path" is all we're told...

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"Speak English! You're in America now!"
Don't pay any mind to morons who make comments of that kind.
Most of them can't speak proper English anyhow....

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#1. Wake up
#2. Brush Teeth
#3. Shower
&
#4. Shave.

Am I forgetting anything? Oh Yeah,
I have a full day of dealing with morons ahead of me.

#5. Try To Behave....

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Three manic morons: Moe, Curly, Larry
  Ante up for a talking canary ~
    It attracts boobirds
    They cry, 'How absurd' ~ 
  Clever jokers rename her 'Miss Carrie'...

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Trump Complete Idiot

Trump became idiot  that is complete;
With morons he would meet and greet;
Nose diving,
And conniving;
Golden showers had greeted him sheet.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Morons Did Defeat

Every time when Trump tried to meet,
With moron supporters being discrete;
Caste in stone;
Leave alone;
All of us in fall Democrats will defeat.

Jim Horn...

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Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed


Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?...

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Elimated Plate To Eat

There were the  elegant, elaborate elite,
Who with many morons they may meet;
Are hard corps;
Exist  no more;
Eliminated by poison all up they did eat.

Jim Horn

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An amazing revelation that has long since become
The universe contains neutrons, electrons, and morons
The last one is quite obvious
Just check out the wackiness
Of the loonies at the mall with their thumbs up their bums...

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I drink because I need to feel nothing.
Feeling nothing is better than constant depression.
I indulge in the spirits only socially.
You'll never find me in the drunk when I'm solitary.
I drink because I can't deal with morons and the biggest is me.

CHEERS!...

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Trump A Mirage

What we have of Trump is a barrage; 
Has become painful and need a message; 
To alleviate; 
Would be great; 
Lives in entourage of morons in a mirage.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn

Write poems to entertain myself
and relieve my Trump anger and
frustration....

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The Mayor of Los Angeles, what a mensch!
Helping the homeless in LA, buy placing 
art murals right next to their tents.

Are they to cook them for breakfast,lunch 
or dinner, perchance?

Proof that some politicians are morons
and obnoxiously, dense!

5/9/2019
9:30pm PST

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Children so special
Labeled by society --
     Morons, retarded

Each has unique gifts
Wide-eyed, forever smiling
Offer them respect
They have disabilities
But treasures lie in their hearts

Don’t measure life’s worth
By capacity to learn --
     Gauge power to love


For the Harvest of Happiness contest...

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The geniuses of the world are
The humble morons of heaven

But are there geniuses in Heaven?
No, no, no, only the Holy Trinity

On earth there are rivalries
In heaven rival and get expelled

What did Lucifer do there?
He behaved as genius, as rival

What if you rival earthly god,
Do you earn expulsion for it?...

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Pirates came and stole me away
They thought I was valuable, real gold.
I liked their ship, the swing and sway.
Fooling pirates never gets boring or old.

Captain came and gave a loud angry bray.
You morons, this is pyrite, fools’ gold!
They dumped me overboard that very day
I became a happy locket for a pretty mermaid bold....

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What trembles in DC
What little morons
Standing in Halls of greatness 
Only to be over shadow by democracy
Little nazi white boys
Crying foul to a election that was fair
There little fascist leader pounding his Twitter account 

No more shall we let republicans spill blood in vein of there idiotic agendas against the American people...

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