Short Mincemeat Poems

Child 2432
Mincemeat rabbit
JR7 4ST
Woodwork
Thunderbirds....

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He rode a trail from out west.
Twas at the sawbone's behest.
As he turned southeast,
Ran into Cochise.
So, now He's Mincemeat, They said....

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Me and My Mincemeat Pie

When you look and see lattice crust,
For it does look like we had a lust;
Mincemeat pie,
We may try;
Make one more next year is a must.

Jim Horn...

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Lion's Love for Loin

the LION king loves to EAT LOIN, but ATE mincemeat with a bit of TEA


12/11/2015


Contest: One liners 6: Anagram
Sponsored by: Silent One...

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Snared for an errant tweet
    Never thought to be discreet
  
  Escorted by a kick to the seat
    Hope fell to grieve at his feet

  Kremlin brass-knuckle browbeat
    ~ Carves innocence into mincemeat...

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~ downbeat ~

   cold feet
   seek heat

   they meet
   hot seat
 
   no treat
   they tweet
 
   these feet
   mincemeat

   we're beat
   they bleat

   complete
   defeat

   drumbeat
   downbeat...

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Down beat
Delete

Mistrust
All bust

Mesquite
Mincemeat

Charge sheet
Complete

Red heat
Concrete

Timesheet
to-beat 

Upbeat
Un sweet

puffed wheat 
dutch treat

off beat
spreadsheet ?

8/13/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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That pi r squared is the area
and pi d is the circumference?

Well, even if  you don't know I bet
you once memorized for you were told oughta.

Did you ever allow yourself to get
into pi mind so fruckngly much that it
tasted like cheesecake?

Or mincemeat or bar-b-que sauce
or outa this world beef jerky
or that one yogurt

smoothie

you'll never forget?...

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Strong opponents to beat,
A dozen of them, at the very least;
Their profiles on ‘Great Champions’ Sheet,
Each claimant to some dreary feat,
One of them, you dare not even greet,
Because he could you still make a mincemeat,
If he a chance picked and it was damned neat!
Out of your body squeeze clammy heat
And a ravaged one toss into a field of wheat....

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Millions of merry mischievous mice made marmalade mincemeat for miles
Nineteen neckties snagged nimble necessary notetakers’ smiles
Outrageous ostentatious octopuses ogled ordinary octogens.
Private praying piranhas provided persnickety pieces of puns.
Querulous quails qualified quite quietly with quality quizzes.
Renegade ridiculous roosters readily rejected revealing robin's kisses....

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Morey Mouse made merry,
Mollifying Mallory’s Mama,
Maybe mixing mammoth metaphors

Marvelously mystical, Marmaduke mimed
mingling, meshing, ‘mogrifying magical mites,
Measuring muskrats minding miniature minnows

Meddlesome merrymakers, Mr. Mumbsly mentioned, miffed.
Mesmerized minions made millions, merely making mincemeat.
Mediocre maybe, magnificent Mrs. Mumps meticulously mentioned....

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Many memories of my mother
making moist mellow macaroons 
marshmallows and Madeira cake,
minuscule madeleines, marvellous,
mum measures, marinates, melts,
more majestic meals.
My matriarch makes,
marmalade,
marzipan,
muffins,
mincemeat,
meringue.
mousse.
My meritorious mom mixes, merges, mingles,
melon,
mango,
mulberries,
Mandarins.
My maternal materfamilias, masterminds 
Mealtime masterpieces....

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Celtic courtship ended
nineteen eighty-two.
Marriage nuptials blended
"us" from me and you.

Seaside lovers heading 
to the Irish Sea
showcase Christmas wedding, 
silver jubilee.  

Touring without hassle -
Isle of Man’s ferry,
Dublin, Blarney Castle,
Cobh Cork, and Kerry.

Guinness, china, mincemeat
pricey souvenirs;
homespun sweaters compete
lamb’s wool profiteers.


written February 19, 2018
contest:  88 syllables hosted by Joseph May...

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