Short Mickey Poems

spake a balloon tune
see mickey mouse,adobe
kill god,with what word?...

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promises are made
and they always seem to fade
good bye Mickey Mouse...

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Mickey Mouse cloud high
In the sky, floats very slow
Where is Minnie Mouse...

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shame on mickey mouse
he brought you through tubes and left
messed my head,so young...

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Minor amendments --- mini-mends
      Major amendments --- maxi-mends
         Mickey Mouse --- Minnie mends...

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Mickey Mouse took him a wife.
He was fortunate in life.
He made Minne his love.
And was blessed from Heaven above....

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From the shop mirror there was an elderly lady staring at me. In revenge, I bought Mickey Mouse top. With glittering jets....

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Didn't Mickey Mouse
Care for his spouse?
  If he didn't
  'Tweren't his fault
    ~ 'Twas Mr. Disney
        was the louse!...

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Mickey Mouse,
has his own clubhouse.
He's a real celebrity,
you can see him at Disneyland or on TV.

6/16/15...

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Trump, Putin, and Beelzebub
Drank tea in an Helsinki pub
Boasting of sins
Two Mickey Finns
Enquired, "Are you from the Hair Club?"...

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Judge Brett Kavanaugh has no fears
Of FBI back-tracking years
On every attack
His friends have his back
Since Brett wore his Mickey Mouse ears!...

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Walt made Mickey a mascot of fantasy.
They grew together building a legacy.
According to his lovely wife,
They mirrored each other's personality of life....

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Legendary star Mickey Mouse
Lives with his pals in a clubhouse!
Say he lost his journal filled with 
doodles.
All he has to do is scream “Oh 
Toodles!”...

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Dodgers in five. Yankee fans weep. 
Four times Freddie Freeman went deep. 
We hope to see you here
again, this time next year.
Duke and Mickey go back to sleep....

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Knew a lad from the boonies
Could really belt out sad toonies
The ladies did cry
Big tears in their eyes
Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney



...

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In a bunker having his way
When a golf ball took his breath away
Got struck on the head
Minnie groaned and said
Mick is this what they call fore play



Penned April 5 2013...

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Don't frequent Mickey D's very often
But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin
Yummy yum yum
Cries from my tum
Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen...

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Drowned am I in a mighty cup of water
Passed out and died in a mighty cup of water
Could've been worse; at least it wasn't sticky
Could've been rum; could've been a mickey....

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Sure don't frequent Mickey D's very often
But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin
Yummy yum yum
Cries from my tum
Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen...

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Sure don't frequent Mickey D's very often
But today had a Sausage'n Egg McMuffin
Yummy yum yum
Cries from my tum
Could eat those calorie carriers by the dozen<>...

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There was an ice cream lover named Mickey
It dripped down his cone and got him sticky
His girlfriend, Tamarand
Tried giving him a hand
So, he asked her, "Do you want a lickey?"...

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Dreamer extraordinaire Walt Disney.
A work in progress his dreams will always be. 
With a mouse called Mickey, he began fussing,
To this day his Disneylands are still plussing.
...

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all of the
young ladies cried
nor
they 
are surprise
of all the
handsome
young guys
wearing
their
baseball uniforms
at
Yankee Stadium
with
their
baby blue
Mickey Mantle eyes...

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Suckers suck
Truckers truck
Mickey Mouse mongrels maltrusively muck
Broncos buck
Lady luck
'Fraid to say the word

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Inspired by the late great George Carlin...

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Searching for a topic for my next limerick post
Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast
To some movie hero
Like Robert De Niro
Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse...

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