Short Matey Poems

Aye Pretty Matey
Together we sail the sea
Vagabonds are we...

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In Oxford and Cambridge, they can get jolly batey
‘cos they don’t speak proper wot like I do matey...

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I courted a British lady
Whose name was Sadie O'Grady
She took off her drawers
I exclaimed ‘Oh good lord!’
You sure ain’t no LADY, matey!...

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HASTY
MATEY

BABY
MAYBE

RAZOR
LABOR

DIMPLY
DOLLY

YOUNG POPS
TONGUE FLOPS



... CayCay 
10-27-16...

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I once knew a pirate named Grady
I attended his birthday in Haiti
He flew into a rage
When I asked him his age
But his only reply was "Aye Matey"...

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Once upon a time a pirate limped by
"How old are you?", I then asked with a sigh
What he said was good
But misunderstood
"Aye matey, you need not know!", his reply...

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Once lived a gorgeous young lady
Whose past was a wee bit shady
A reputation quite naughty
Described as quite bawdy
Grabbed my attention as well as my matey...

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Have a confession to make sweet young ladies
Been cheating with a bunch of other cute daisies
I've spread me too thin
Quite a pickle I'm in
Done serious damage to my precious wee matey...

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I've just been told to be an adult around here
My answer is why feel like an old-time buccaneer
Wielding my sword
Hey matey climb aboard
Sail the seas wreaking havoc, sweet lassies to share...

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Have a confession to make to you sweet young ladies
Been cheating with a bunch of other cute daisies
I've spread me too thin
Quite a pickle I'm in
Done serious damage to my precious wee matey...

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Have a confession to make to you sweet young ladies
Been cheating with a bunch of other cute daisies
I've spread me too thin
Quite a pickle I'm in
Done serious damage to my precious wee matey...

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I’ve 
had
enough
to last me 
a lifetime matey,
so please open the bloody gate,
it’s late and I’m awfully tired, and really blue,
so do not stand in there,the warm,key so handy, open the bloody gate! Oh no rain!...

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ahoy, where is polly

ahoy me matey~~where is that parrot~~that land lover stole me words

2019 December 28
*1st Place*
A thief who Steals your thoughts
~~Bobby May
*3rd Place*
Podium placement (1)
~~Brian Strand...

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Now that I know he's a male, not some lady
Hope Lindsay's aware of the wrath of this matey
He'll rue the day
“Quite a dag”, he did say
He has no idea the strength of this dude of eighty

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Have a confession to make to you sweet young ladies
Been cheating with a bunch of other cute daisies
I've spread me too thin
Quite a pickle I'm in
Done serious damage to my precious wee matey


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I chanced on a lady in waiting,
That kissed me.
And called me Baby.
"I say, hey,
It's a mistake, Lady.
You can kiss me Again,
But Your Husband,
Is Me, Matey...Baby.



Luv Ya Son.
CVN 72, Thank You.
That's Abe Lincoln, Matey.



H.Elless
Total Rogue....

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"Granny let's go"
With gusto said
"Below . . . basement"

"Gran first placement"
His statement rang
Payment. . . safety

He said bravely
. . . "hastily come,
Matey"  if . . . scream 

Fill in the ellips
line three...for
line six...his
line seven...I'll
line eight...you...

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Couldn’t leave yet,
One of them that I’d met 
Moaning and screaming,
It feels like they’re dreaming.
Needed again,
Glad to give a refrain
But I’m now nearly eighty,
Active still though, matey.
Couldn’t say no,
Knocked up, asked not to go,
Help this doc has displayed,
Over this whole charade.
Me retired so I’ll roam
Exhausted, I want home!...

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Once, twice, three times lately
Strength, I felt it
it's here to stay matey,
A direct question
chance of a straight answer?
I am that brave
I won't grow cancer.
Do you know?
if doubt prevails
I'll set my sails
It's then obvious
there's no chance for us.
I've given sincerely
created
deflated
changes
remain with us.
where are you going?

Far away.


I wanted you to stay....

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Argh!  Matey, now it's time for you 
To take a little walk. 

You see that plank, off of the side?
Now walk the walk you talk!  

A pirate you have always been
And should have came to be

But, then you crossed the meanest one...
That pirate crossed, was me!

Now, step up to that plank out there..
You fate..awaits for you. 

For when a pirate crosses me...
They walk that same plank too!...

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Briny tis vast bethrong
Balsam swept windsong
Droplets align brusque seas
Sailors beware perilous lees

Fickle fathoms she weeps
Discorded notion steeps
Coquet tempest squall 
Bounden to celestial call

Sail me matey, harness rein
Envious tis sodden domain
Cast to enchanted sea
Foolhardy, thou may be

Hasten to landlubber true
By chance nary pines you
Submerged in foamy cascade
 Seawaters tis possessive maid...

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Sam

Sam McRoon came from Bollon soon,
When he heard bout Galoon de Batey,
He fell in love with her, sure did swoon,
And she loved being called just Matey,

His nose did itch like it as full of pitch,
And he though upon a cure, come lately,
Jerked up the snout, cotton bud no doubt,
The vix burnt a path to his tooth platey,

Itchy ears without a fear, 
he plunged the cotton bud in,
vix lifted the wax right outa da ear,
not deef like rin tin tin,

Don Johnson...

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I jump into the ocean 
And climb aboard my ship.
I’m a pirate captain, Matey!
Let me give you a few tips:

1. I’ll make you walk the plank.
2. I’ll make you scrub the deck.
3. I’ll see that you do sails
    before we crash and wreck.
4. A giant octopus 
    and Barbie are our threats.
5. We only have 10 minutes
6. We’re all in with no regrets.

When the ocean’s finally drained,
And the bubbles are all gone,
I dry and wait for next time,
Which seems to be too long....

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