Whatta Dag He Did Say

Now that I know he's a male, not some lady Hope Lindsay's aware of the wrath of this matey He'll rue the day “Quite a dag”, he did say He has no idea the strength of this dude of eighty © Jack Ellison 2015
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Laurie Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 6:49 PM
G'day Jack... Yes, this is the start of my worries. I fear that your strength is in that pen of yours. I've got a big grin on my dial and evil thoughts running through my head. Catch you soon young Jack - Lindsay
Ellison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 7:48 PM
Started quite a controversy here!!! Keep that grin on your dial... it means I'm on track!!! Cheers my Aussie friend! BTW I appreciate the "young" Jack!
Callus Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 4:46 PM
Lovely Limerick, Jack. At first I too imagined Lindsay to be a woman, till I heard otherwise...so can't blame you either! // paul
Ellison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 4:56 PM
Aha! So I've been vindicated! YEE HAW!!!
Smith Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 2:22 PM
I think he is hiding behind the Kola bears...lol
Ellison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 4:42 PM
Methinks that is the case!!! LOL Cheers, Jack
Eastman Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 1:05 PM
Maybe I shouldn't ask... but what's a dag?... And Lindsay Who?... Now my curiosity is up... Hmmm...
Ellison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 1:21 PM
Lindsay Laurie a male matey from Aussie land! Dictionary says... "Dag is an Australian slang term. Used as an affectionate insult for someone who is, or is perceived to be, unfashionable, lacking self-consciousness about their appearance and/or with poor social skills yet affable and amusing. LOL xxx
Allison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 12:53 PM
I did say Lindsay was a male name lol - you need to listen to women occasionally Jack! hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 1:02 PM
NO! lol - oh as long as Lindsay forgives you I better say yes lol:-)
Ellison Avatar
March 17, 2015 at 1:00 PM
My BIG mistake!!! Should have listened... please please please forgive me dear Jan! Women are always right! Do I get "brownie points" for that? LOL Hugs, Jack xxx
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