Short Marketing Poems

cosmeceutical
hawkers put on new faces…
costly old potions...

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fuchsia food drama
uncle Ben aunt Jimima
if face was a taste...

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Flower girls are good marketers
Innately cusping midnight dreams-
Planets poised for passion...

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I’m
not an
expert in
marketing,
but if I was to
start selling milk -
the carton would have
to be shaped like a boob....

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Cindy, Cindy Cinderella
When it was windy-windy
Ventured forth with umbrella
Was it made in Chiny-Chiny or Indy-Indy?
Had the umbrella been stronger
This poem might have been longer...

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Avocados are the latest craze right now
Is it marketing or taste that makes us go wow
Wanting to chow down
In tune with the town
But from this day forward my taste buds say ciao...

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Ainda

Ainda falta
descobrir
como um
marketing 
elitizado
seja 
cosméticos
ou 
automóveis
nunca vai 
vender 
um produto 
para pedestres.

Simplicidade
no mostrar
vende à toda
a gente
com menos,
mais e mais....

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What good is the confession
of a compelling woman of deceit
if devoid of remorse and consequence?

Karma has a greedy reach
annoyed by clergymen
arbitrarily marketing divine amnesty
like some bulk commodity
they can't give away....

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Woo hoo there it is
That brand new cadiz.
The latest, greatest whiz
Out of marketing biz.
It's on most folks list
Straight from known em stiff
With a Kansas city twist
Gotta have a new Cadiz
That's the way it is.
Brand new Cadiz....

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California saki with a California roll.
It isn’t really sushi, and the rice wine has no soul.
But Schroeder’s playing chopsticks
Up and down the major scale.
Like Japanese scotch, it’s a marketing ploy,
A gimmick meant to sweeten point of sale.
...

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Even today life, bio genetics means
Marketing of juice
Packed in an of envelope love.
Here democracy, independence means
Oratory of vote demon
Electing the greatest poison
Here sky rneans boundary of land
Trembling of a flag.
Here peace and equality means
Procreation of advertised power....

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A young lady from Athens,
Had strong designer passions,
She developed a boutique
Just for the chic,
Full of exquisite fashions.

The opening without any hitches,
She had created marketing riches,
But it literally all fell apart
Within the year's start,
As she continually dropped her stitches....

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I'm thinking about calling it Poetry's anthology of the 21st century's Poet Wicked Romancer.
I'm going for a big publisher an pay through sales of a percentage of sales I've had some offers but just not the publishers I desire.  Remember marketing an critic's reviews are big part of making money an a name for yourself....

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Blitzkrieg= blitz (lightning) + krieg (war)

The word blitzkrieg means "rapid attack" in German language.
In Marketing world, same strategy is used to manage
a focused campaign for a product,
to help promoting unknown product
to specific customers through media to gain vantage.
~X~X~X~
...

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“Shop now, pay later”
Those are the words of a catalog retailer.
I see the ad to the right of the screen.
It is one of the ugliest ads I’ve ever seen.
This guy has a mustache and a strawberry nose.
Letters are fastened to his teeth which he shows.
I hardly think it is good marketing strategy
to display his face that looks so ugly.
...

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WE LIVE IN AN INTERESTING TIME

He was Dean of the university’s
College of Creative Malfeasance, 
including the Schools of Business,
Law, Information Technology, Marketing,
Theology and International Relations!

His son was more sinister
He was a minister in the 
Church of Confederate Christianity,
a denomination that is pro-life
but anti-family!...

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Revise, revise.
Rewrite, rewrite.
Marketing, marketing, marketing.
If you're in search of fortune,
It seems a price to pay.
It goes against nearly 
everything 
when speaking to the muse.
Stare starlit--
the moon's not far behind.
Give yourself permission.
To eat broccoli
And love it.
Roll in the snow naked.
Walk like the turtle
And travel by bus....

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When it comes to aging and our hormones, I'd like to discuss
that big one, testosterone.
Estrogen will dry up as a woman's body ages.
Could she now be entering her testosterone stages?
I'll be a little blunt and I hope you don't think me callus.
Do women need to try some viagra or cialis?
Women pay their taxes and in God we trust,
so why isn't any one marketing to us?...

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I do not shout
I do not insist
I do not force
I do not fight the tide
I do not break minds or wills

I whisper
I suggest 
I endorse
I paint a picture of an idea
I plant seeds in the minds of great people
I open the necessary channels of communication
I assist in action

The true world of marketing lives in the shadows
working, guiding, influencing and 

changing the world...

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An abacus arriving ate apples and so articulate were the sonnets delivered. So brave a bead. Pass pass passing. 5million mules delivering bread. Grabbing a gatepost. Steadily surfing a silvery wired wave. Whilst juggling 863 cows. Hahahaha mystified mood swings hahahaha and a peach coloured bucket carrying a ladle. Marketing strategy. 1 2 3 and a curried curriculum climbing. Xxxx evaporation z...

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Let me put it this way
Make it clear beyond a doubt
That what will suit you best today
Are many ways to loudly shout
Our method will improve your scheme
Provide return endorse your name
Send you out into the world apart
Make you winners of your game
Outline the essence of your excellence
Make your offer shine a light
Where must haves must be had from you
A blazing glaze of copy-write...

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“That’s just a wild and crazy idea young man, no one with half a brain would ever pay good money for that. Take your ‘Pet Rock’, ‘Mood Ring’, ‘Bottled Water’, ‘Canned Air’, ‘Beanie Baby’, and ‘Santa Mail’ out of here and don’t let the door hit you on the way out."

                                   They say it won’t sell
                                 you know it can be a hit-
                                    Believe in yourself
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One needn't be a Trump fan to
marvel at the sales persona in
the D.T. man..
Looming criminal charges don't seem
to matter as the marketing of his name
just keeps his wallet growing fatter..
It' similar to Martha Stewart and the
K mart plan.
People kept buying her products and
her name became a brand.

If Americans would stop buying his product and
to his rally's flock.
All the stores would have to hold sales
and admit  they had overstocked.....

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Macy’s Corporate Herald Square
38 Years tenure
Marketing
Advertising Campaign
Between Rivals
Macy’s and Gimbel’s Buyers
Lunch
Conversation 
Discussion
Macy’s Strategy
Gimbel’s motive
Before Ma y’s present
Gimbels represent
Macy’s Spy
Gimbels
Macy’s found Gimbel’s campaign complex
No figure out
End result
Macy’s CEO sent an outward Company Wide email
No discussion of Macy’s business to Gimbels
Miracle on 34th Street actually lived
Finale 
...

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W -Whimsical
I -  imps;
S - Santa's 
H - helpers
I -  invent
N - new
G - games.

A -  as

M - magical
E -  elves
R -  ride 
R-   reindeer,
Y -  yuletide!

C -  Christmas
H -  holds
R -  religious
I -   implications
S -  superseding
T -  this
M - marketing
A -  affiliated
S -  sensationalism.

T - Though
O - observers,

A - also
L - love
L - lights.


(Acrostic)


12/08/2022

Christmas Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Bobby May...

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