Short Lizzie Poems

They make cars adroit
    in Beloit and Detroit 

  If you wrote 'Tin Lizzie'
    on this quiz ~ 'E'...

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from his desk
master of the universe
lizzie at his feet



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on July 30, 2021...

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Lizzie Borden took an axe, 
And killed the man from the income tax
When she saw what she had done, 
She went off to kill another one...

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D G Rossetti's lover Elizabeth Sidall
an unlearned working class gal
Artist Lizzie in love with life,you see
model & wife, died too young , of tb...

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Lizzie performed many tricks,
She excelled at doing the splits,
One day she made the audience gasp
When she split herself in half.
Now Lizzie's act is in two bits...

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Silent Mr.D'Arcy has Miss Lizzie sighing
In a love affair ,oh so trying,
Simmering sexuality within,
Understated by glance & look-
Love,pride,prejudice,all in Austen's book....

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Lizzie Antoinette 

I knew a princess
who ruled her kingdom
From the tip of her nose
she looked down.

Her father was relegated 
to celibacy 
Because she considered them
competition....

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Busy Lizzie
In a Tizzy
Lazy Daisy
Friend of Maisie
Maisie's Corny
Thora's Thorny
Candy's Sweet
Robin's Tweet
Bridie's Married
Tara Tarried
Connie's Cosy
Rosie's Nosy
Pansy's Pretty
End of Ditty...

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Comment from Lizzie Treetops, Internet Poem.

the will it bends and love it sends,
 life changes on that day,
 birds in tune, a lovers moon, 
destiny now holds sway.

thanks Lizzie,

Don Johnson...

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LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.

5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest...

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There once was a young fellow named Lizzie
The tough guys mockingly called him a sissy
So he carried a bat
And that ended that
No more teasing, he dated a sweet campus missy


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Politics
B*llocks t*ts
Who's in charge
It's all in bits
Democracy
 policy
Who da boss
It's all silly
Economy
The whatomy
Finance for dummies
U-turn Lizzie
Oh dear oh dear
It's near it's near
A Tory implosion
Government erosion
UK explosion...

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(Limerick)

When Lizzie (Borden) saw what she's done
Thought to herself that was so much fun
So she whack them again
And again and again
Then laughed aloud at what she's done!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014...

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Like a cat, on a mat, that's fat, it's black, she sat on a mat, that black fat cat. I know that black fat cat would wear a hat, it's eats a rat. Meat on my feet! That Fat Black Cat!


Hope you guys enjoyed another one of my poems! 
Love Ya?? ~Poet Queen Lizzie...

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time moves in subtle leaps an bounds,
an older still is this old hound,
i write the tripe that comes to me,
from some smartass, surreptously,
not necessarily me,
but i am the channel medium,
found, who writes it down,
4 thee....

thank you Lizzie Treetop's, 

"mirror poem"

Don...

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Headless

A head i need, bring me a head,
the headless body shrieks,
and Jack the lad says Raliegh had,
the head that Lizzie seeks.

good one Robert of the Haig,
good heads are in short supply,
but johnson's getting vague   .....
i canna deny....

(check out Robert's Version that prompted it!!!)
Don Johnson 6-aug-11...

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Before you came,
a sky full of fears,
O, larva-hot tears,
hearts, won't claim.

Before you came,
my life, fell apart,
Love, the lost part,
skull full of blame.

Before you came,
a butterfly, no rose,
played with my toes,
nights, did the same.

But then you came,
scented, lovely rose,
and the butterfly rose,
Lizzie was your name....

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expectation has the power see,
and it will come eventually,
watch it coming close to you ,
creative thought brings forth anew,
have great faith and it will be.

faithless undermines the tree,
what you aspire, will nowhere be,
yes dream about it too,
creative underpinning true,
unravel or rewind...

thank you,
 Aussie Lizzie.

Don Johnson...

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Lizzie would never get tired of the color Pepto pink.
Her clothes, her cat, her artistic ink
With all this pink, how can you think?
This was from a plumber underneath her sink.

I love this color, she said, wondering why.
She felt a need to explain to this random guy.
The guy grunted, as liquid Drano ran by.
The color pink is romantic, Lizzie explained with a sigh....

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Lester the lizard, was a lusty old cuss,
he laid on the lawn and licked his legs all day.
Then one day Lizzie the lizard, with her long
lanky legs, came to play.
Lester said, "Lizzie, I think I'm in love,
you are the lady lizard for me."
They laughed, licked, and loved, forever more. 

The moral of this story is,
never give up your search for that special one,
he/she may be closer than you think....

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all is not lost, just moods to be crossed,
recent past life, so tantalysing,
no point in starting, lukewarm tossed,
possible partener's, close to dying,

my health so perfect, is the cost,
frustration underlying,
my special one, to me is lost,
out of time, so mystifying,

so onward staggers the albatross,
in search of calmer seas,
the blue domain, 
the sea of pain,
lonesome is the blue floodplain,
sunset serenity...

thanks Lizzie

Don...

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She lays there dying in here mother's arms. Only an hour old.
So innocent. So pure. 
Doesn't know how cruel the world can be.
She will be speared this feat.
Her mother will forever grieve.
Never forgetting that fateful day.
Wishing it had happened differently.
Then again glad it happened the way it did.
There she lays in her mother's arms dying.
Taking one last final breath in her only hour of life.
So innocent; so pure.
Never knowing this cold cruel world....

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murder happened back in 1892, so it's not like relatives are still mad, right?
But maybe they are all mad in Falls River, Maryland
Maybe they were always mad
Maybe Lizzie Borden was not even the culprit
All we know is
that someone has taken the head of this statue
a statue of one of the most famous
"maybe a female murderess" in the USA
Lizzie Borden.
What date was the head taken?  Someone asked me.
August the 4th, same date as the murdrers
of Lizzie's father and stepmother in 1892....

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