Short Linguist Poems

"never clever" or
"been there done that"


a cunning
linguist...

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Linguist at a beach
dropping participle pants
revealing diphthong...

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God is a linguist

How he knows all mothers prayers

Towards their children,otherwise?...

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In Baby’s Book we log
Her latest word—it’s “dog”’
She calls us each by it…
(I hope it doesn’t fit!)...

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In Baby’s Book we log
Her latest word—it’s “dog”’
She calls us each by it…
(I hope it doesn’t fit!)...

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Gnaw Barriers

linguist gnaws 
through barriers of culture
with teeth of voice



27th Aug' 2013...

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Lewis Carroll famed now for 'Alice'
a wonderland lass with no vice
Also in verse he did persist
Jabberwocky revealed him a linguist...

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Why does psychopath start with a “p”
It's a waste of a letter like the “k” in knee
Should have noticed
Being a linguist
English needs perfecting I'm sure you'll agree...

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Hiring A Linguist
Point Trump tried to make we had missed,
Learned more after having hired a linguist,
To find out,
What about;
Trump apparently had been an abolitionist.

Jim Horn...

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A ventriloquist there was named Monique
Who could make all of her body parts speak
   Her right hand did British
   Her left handled Yiddish
Down below she liked French and took Greek...

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Dear English Linguist

Someone loved you. A Vilmos. One. There is no more
I love you, Stay more. Be my love. For a stupid old guy

I loved you. 
English woman.

Vilmos
Loved you
...

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The amazing linguist J. R. R. Tolkien -
On creating an immersive Middle Earth he was keen.
Being short, loving good food, and smoking a pipe,
he considered the hobbit to be just his type!...

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Heard A Linguist

Heard a linguist on Brian Williams Show,
(MSNBC)
Who had proven what we wanted to know;
With Trump associated;
Had been humiliated;
He has poor vocabulary and seems so slow.

Jim Horn...

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   Nguyen was quite a linguist
     She spoke
       Chinese
       Japanese
       Taiwanese
       Vietnamese &
       Cantonese
    But not Americanese ~
    Couldn't bling helserf to say 'Prease'
...

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Call

Call me, call me, please, just please, only please; love  is yours
Get my life, save your life, be my life, and save my life; oh guard

English linguist, amazing lady, just call me, too, to your only lover
A dream, a real, a true illusion, passed opportunity in my only life

Call
Please
Just one world
And will be in the sky
My heart
...

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David seems to have the knack
Although he thinks he’s cursed
With the gift of tongues
He is exceedingly well versed

No language is a hurdle
To this fellows conversation
He can get his point across
To any man from any nation

But when it comes to ladies
Words are gibberish and random
He is tongue tied and he’s speechless
‘cause he just can’t understand ‘em...

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Simply
unidentifiably
Perplexing.
Exemplifying
rather
crazy,
absurd,
Linguistics.
It's
fantastic
rhythm
allowing
grandiose
Ictus
lends 
imbecilic
speach.
Truly 
idioclly
contrived.
Experiencing
xanaphobia
paralizingly
incapacitates
any
linguist
in 
defining
obligatory
comprehension.
It 
obviously
undermines
spell check!



July16, 2014
Contest: Acrostic #2
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer...

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Can you feel it?

Can you feel a heart? Can you feel a suffering heart?
Hmm. Do you have a heart? I drop you one; my heart

You are a misty soul studier linguist, who can’t enjoy life,
the life, without mine. Evil soul, can you see the land of life?

Hmm, why you are didn’t accept a poor loving life for life?
Okay. Just lightly touch my life, and you lose all kinds of life

Feel me
Loved
You

Hmm
Sadness
Loved
You
...

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Cornelius was a linguist, not a poet -
though his ego was much too large to know it.
After penning a traditional Japanese tanka,
regarding the policies of la casa blanca,
he realized his multicultural poetry - though raw
in meter and message - lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.



Inspired by the writings of our own Maurice Rigoler

*la casa blanca = the white house
*je ne sais quoi = a quality that cannot be named easily....

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try to guess my age
im not in the nomenclature
homeostasis the focus
of uncommon creatures
personality a drama
with Rome's creators
im not so quick 
to pick a person's savior
encourage till my epitaph
life outside the bed and bath
bless the spirits im a philomath
the chaos just beyond
fingertips

hit or miss 
a linguist 
still insists

a singers wish

a single fist
aerated 
the narration
a basement
where ignorance
is barricaded

with a fire at the station...

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General, then President George Washington
                  Plantation owner and Virginia Squire
                     He never got a chance to retire

                Mr. John Adams, President the Second
                 The first to reside in the White House
                   His closest advisor was his spouse  

            Thomas Jefferson was President Number Three
            Linguist, mathematician -- man of many talents
               He wrote the Declaration of Independence...

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COGITO ERGO SUM

I think, therefore I am
Cogito Ergo Sum
As in Latin it’s said
But I’m not a linguist
My headache feels like lead

I think, therefore I am
And my brain tells me so
Am I defined by thought
My neurons are firing
But may still come to naught

I think, therefore I am
So said Rene Descartes
It’s his first principle
Mankind realises
And is invincible

I think, therefore I am
Basics of existence
This is fundamental
But a French perspective
He was continental
...

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Sounding astounding
lUxurious vigorous volcanic erupting voice
laNguage of lava flowing, hot melting me poetry
a liNguist lyricizing spoken wordress 
is alIgned dormant in each line
speak, Preach sermonizing poetry
your stAge material is a worthy pulitzer prize for poetry pulpit winner.
holy poeTic ghost fulfillment
loud shouT outing her-Wow!
this is a poEtic minister
poetry congRegation be seated as an audience
you shall feaSt
her words are fOod like manna
a reading feediNg falling from heaven...

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