Short Lawyer Poems

when death happens
a smiling shyster lawyer
avoid at all cost...

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Obama is a lawyer 
Putin a spy zuma a world class
Thieving cowherd...

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had been cute law suit 
need lawyer who is astute
requiring much loot...

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Who is your lawyer
Who will bet you in judgment
Who do you think for....

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At one time I wanted to be a lawyer
Would have been better off if I re - read Tom Sawyer...

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At one time I wanted to be a lawyer
But I should have stayed home and re-read Tom Sawyer...

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At one time I wanted to be a lawyer - but I would have been better off re-reading Tom Sawyer...

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the lawyer’s closet
next to her black and whites
three lingerie drawers



posted on July 16, 2019...

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Lazslo Moholy-Nagy
a lawyer-turned artist he came to be
Member of the Bauhaus staff
his geometrics never produced a laugh...

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I once knew a lawyer named Neville
Who never was on the level
He had a great itch
To become very rich
So he sold his soul to the devil...

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   Where were you when JFK was shot
      Who were you suing

   A lawyer who can't remember that
      ~ his amygdala needs re-cuing...

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OK there was a lawyer from Kent
Who was known for been bent
He’d take a bride
And would not hide
The money made him feel gay as he spent....

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If a during protest I will scratch my rump,
My lawyer will send the claim,
That it was wicked Donald Trump,
Who was the cause of this pain!...

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Lawyer,
slippery snake,
white collar criminal,
mirror image of thievery,
serpent.



For John Heck's 12-In-1...Choose Your Forte! contest....

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Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John...

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I once needed a lawyer,
for the problem I had with my employer
the promises made
were all a masquerade
dim lawyer, turned out to be a naysayer...

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he's gone again
off on a crack binge
left her a note
"gone to the lawyer"
oooo I feel her heart cracking
I hope she doesn't patch it with
vodka...

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I slipped on a fry and hurt my back
Sue Burger King! said my lawyer Jack
I asked for big bucks
But Jack kinda sucks
Now I carry my stuff in a sack...

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A lawyer who sought approbation
Had a penchant towards litigation
He would argue his case
With a smile on his face
Then win in his final summation...

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The lawyer
Tries the case
Trials been dismissed

The judge
Hears the verdict
Case is dismissed

12/3/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr ©...

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The lawyer was fill with deceit
Kept lying straight through his teat
Got caught in his game
Then said he was frame
He was found mixed in concrete
...

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To be a lawyer be sincere
These days everyone can hear!
Defend the innocent and the poor
They will love you forevermore
Let us all rejoice and cheer!...

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The crooked lawyer was disbarred
When the case he worked on was charred
He sunked so low
When hit with a large blow
Then pulled out his latest trick card...

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Our ship’s sinking and circled by shark
So a lawyer jumped off of our ark
The sharks swam away 
And observers will say
Professional courtesy is their trademark...

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Be happy

Lawyer

Plumber

or dentist

You create

You are here

You make

You are a producer

You are an integral part of the puzzle

Which one day

Shall be one....

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