Short Lawyer Poems
Short Lawyer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lawyer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lawyer by length and keyword.
Lazslo Moholy-Nagy
a lawyer-turned artist he came to be
Member of the Bauhaus staff
his geometrics never produced a laugh
I once knew a lawyer named Neville
Who never was on the level
He had a great itch
To become very rich
So he sold his soul to the devil
Where were you when JFK was shot
Who were you suing
A lawyer who can't remember that
~ his amygdala needs re-cuing
OK there was a lawyer from Kent
Who was known for been bent
He’d take a bride
And would not hide
The money made him feel gay as he spent.
If a during protest I will scratch my rump,
My lawyer will send the claim,
That it was wicked Donald Trump,
Who was the cause of this pain!
Lawyer,
slippery snake,
white collar criminal,
mirror image of thievery,
serpent.
For John Heck's 12-In-1...Choose Your Forte! contest.
I once needed a lawyer,
for the problem I had with my employer
the promises made
were all a masquerade
dim lawyer, turned out to be a naysayer
Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John
jabberwocky came at a high price
from a jackleg lawyer named Mr. Brice
His jabber irritated the jury too
A life learning lesson for my cousin Lou
he's gone again
off on a crack binge
left her a note
"gone to the lawyer"
oooo I feel her heart cracking
I hope she doesn't patch it with
vodka
I slipped on a fry and hurt my back
Sue Burger King! said my lawyer Jack
I asked for big bucks
But Jack kinda sucks
Now I carry my stuff in a sack
A lawyer who sought approbation
Had a penchant towards litigation
He would argue his case
With a smile on his face
Then win in his final summation
The lawyer
Tries the case
Trials been dismissed
The judge
Hears the verdict
Case is dismissed
12/3/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr ©
The lawyer was fill with deceit
Kept lying straight through his teat
Got caught in his game
Then said he was frame
He was found mixed in concrete
To be a lawyer be sincere
These days everyone can hear!
Defend the innocent and the poor
They will love you forevermore
Let us all rejoice and cheer!
The crooked lawyer was disbarred
When the case he worked on was charred
He sunked so low
When hit with a large blow
Then pulled out his latest trick card
Our ship’s sinking and circled by shark
So a lawyer jumped off of our ark
The sharks swam away
And observers will say
Professional courtesy is their trademark
Be happy
Lawyer
Plumber
or dentist
You create
You are here
You make
You are a producer
You are an integral part of the puzzle
Which one day
Shall be one.
Political Science
Temporary Tax
Blind Justice
Racial Harmony
Eternal Youth
Honest Lawyer, Car salesman etc.
Utopian Society
Egalitarian Government
Free Lunch
There was once a lawyer from Honolulu
Who always suffered from flu
He never stood before the judge
If he was offered a fudge
And a ticket to the land of the zulu
Desert dune damage, feet wrapped in gauze,
To sue, the lawyer thought he had cause,
Yet the relevant section,
Escaped his detection,
--There was no sandy clause.
Litigators deal with
lawsuits of many types
legal complexities
labyrinths of charges
leading to the courtroom.
Losing cases hurts, but
laurels are due winners.
There was a rich lawyer of McNaught
Who overcharged his clients a lot.
His bank account soared
As their welfare he ignored.
Now he’s gone to hell in a 40-foot yacht.
.
There once was a lawyer on the hook
For being in cahoots with the crook
The crook was set free
By making a plea
But the lawyer was hit by the book
.
As poor Bob left to play the short nine
His nagging old wife began to whine
"Its golf or its me!"
"With that I agree!"
His lawyer told her just where to sign....
3/28/13