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Neville

I once knew a lawyer named Neville
Who never was on the level
He had a great itch
To become very rich
So he sold his soul to the devil

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Gerard Keogh Jr.

October 6, 2010 at 4:58 PM

Vince, I could see this outline on Alfred Hitcock Presents. Now we're showing our age, eh? Who cares! Ah, some of those old shows would humiliate the networks today if they were on. Thanks as always and I hope that you are doing okay, with your boy and all. Regards from Gerard.

Wayne Sapp

September 8, 2010 at 9:45 PM

As they all do! This is a good one! I had a break in service Vince, ended up serving 24 years. Trust me, the C-rations are preferrable to the MRE's. (We called then meals, rarely eaten.) Last I heard, they stopped providing cigarretes.

Susan Mills

September 2, 2010 at 9:22 AM

I've heard that lawyers are crooks and leeches that make money off of people's pain. I've heard this even from lawyers. I believe that they are only good when they are working for you and not sitting on their behinds just collecting your money. Enjoyed your insight! Love, Susan

Sara Kendrick

September 1, 2010 at 4:27 PM

I do believe that some lawyers do sell their soul to the devil as well as other people in other walks of life..Great Limerick..Congratulations on your win in the contest with this deserving write..How is your son?...Thanks for stopping by my blog..Went to see our son today with our other daughter, Phyllis...He is much improved...Hopes to come home in a little over a week from today..Sara

Phyllis Babcock

September 1, 2010 at 10:09 AM

Cute. Congrats on your win Vince. God Bless Phyl

Audrey Haick

August 30, 2010 at 6:59 PM

Hahahah! O,I'm have a good time enjoying all these fne Limericks, Vince! Thanks for the laughter.. My congratulations on this worthy win. Peace, Audrey Blessings to your household!

James Fraser

August 30, 2010 at 11:58 AM

As so many of them have done Vince. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 30, 2010 at 5:40 AM

Congratulations Vince on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

August 30, 2010 at 5:06 AM

Congratulations for this fine win in Carolyn's contest, Vince

Andrea Dietrich

August 29, 2010 at 7:07 PM

very good! congratulations!

Debbie Guzzi

August 29, 2010 at 4:20 PM

lots of them out there! congrad's Light & Love

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 29, 2010 at 1:59 PM

Congrats Vince on your big win in the Limerick contest ... enjoy this happy Sunday ..with luv..

Barbara Gorelick

August 29, 2010 at 12:49 PM

Perfect limerick! congrats on your win. BG

John Freeman

August 29, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Congratulations, Vince on your successful presentation. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

August 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM

That's one way. congratulations Vince

Carolyn Devonshire

August 29, 2010 at 12:11 PM

It seems a lot of lawyers have sold their souls, Vince. Good job. Prayers continue for your son's recovery. Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn