Short Last Name Poems

As I plant my seed
As my last name will live on
Lord, please bless my seed...

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he was the best
the game he set
last name ashes
he was a bash'
the ball he lash
he made plent of dor
he was a 
TENNIS PRO...

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first name-cosmo
last name.-
religion.-
country -
sex.. often
the computer rejected me
for not filling Fing
properly
im jobless...

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Two brothers of stature and wit
A business to start, they'd commit.
The desire for fame
Was in their last name
Now Two-Morrows a work in profit!...

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Two drunk lovers had a heated debate
About who's last name was great

But both of their last names
Were already the same

So they wondered if they do relate!...

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Gloria Louise's last name was Bra.
she chanced to have a rack that struck awe.
Folks stared and gawked
men talked and talked.
It was like nothing they ever saw....

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“How do you spell your last name?”
“Zwanziger. It’s like Swan Tiger,
but with Z’s instead of S’s and T’s”
Ah! Swan Tiger! Swan Tiger!
This will be my first novel....

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fine  a  book
get hook
on his way
he  has lots to say
its work still today
he was my friend
to the end
last name was ballwin
i past his testLREAM FROM THE BEST...

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The first day of work, a fiasco became
Given badges with first initial, last name
None could be sicker
Than Randy Slicker
"Please, don't do this to me!", he would exclaim!...

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I’ve got a friend whose last name is Doll
We skipped work and chased the white ball
Since my first name is Charlie
And his first name is Arnie 
Then I guess,
Charlie played with A. Doll...

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There once was a man with the last name Butts  
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut

Not an original idea......

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Mothers Day

As we gather to honor our mothers
grandchildren, sisters, and brothers
we share a last name
so it seems a shame
that none of us looks like the others


John G. Lawless
©5/4/2021...

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A couple got married, Judy Pegg and Tony Legg
Decided to shorten their kid's last name to Pegleg
Caused quite a stir
Either, they preferred
So then it was okay and both could manage...

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Fantastic Farm Which Was Cush

Lived on land and farm which was cush,
And by George last name had been Bush;
Had a hanker,
To people pander;
Enter politics from family received a push.

Jim Horn...

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A physician can possibly maim.
Being ill-informed, one that I blame
Cares not for real knowledge
Despite years of college.
“Erroneous” should be his last name.

Jan. 11, 2019 for Joseph May's 'Limerick II' Contest Info...

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There was an old timer named Rafferty
Who hated his middle name Mcclafferty
              So he said he had none
             Folk thought it was for fun
But get this his last name was Mcclaugherty





Alexis Y.
1-13-19...

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Charlie built a big box, the home where he resides
Just a poor starving poet whose last name is Sides
His budget went over top
Bottom line loss had to stop
So they repossessed his box - top, bottom and sides
...

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You're probably not aware of this, so listen up please
I'm on a LAST NAME basis with some real famous peeps
It's really quite an honour
But an “honour” I'm unsure
I keep shovelling this doo doo which is really quite deep...

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~66 years December 1st
 birth child  his name William Earl 
last name Davis
 a director of playwright and activist 
on this day we celebrate
 the birth of William Earl Davis~


12/2/12
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Bottom Feeders

Trump thinks that he is hot to trot;
A sinister, atrocious always sought;
We saw first putt;
From team got cut;
Bottom feeders are all he ever caught.

Her last name is Goldberg. Do you 
remember rest of her name?

Jim Horn...

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I came to this world,
Body and soul,
Baby my name,
Son,she called,
Siblings surname told,
First name,
Mid name,
The last name people all,
My village nickname,
Poets pen name,
User net name,
God oh,man!
Going no soul,body my name,
I go by name,man!...

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HHHHHHHH  
         OOOOOOOOO 
        RRRRRRRRRRRR
       NNNNNNNNNNNN
         RRRRRRRRRRR
          OOOOOOOOO
            HHHHHHHH

Was just trying to set up a pattern using my
last name. It goes up and down okay with the 
letter N as the center. Jim...

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A last name? Nah! Not necessary for Adele.
      That voice! A songstress that casts a spell!

       She's a definite ten on a one to ten scale.
      Chartbuster; a honey-throated nightingale!


Date written: 05/25/2020...

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I legally changed my last name to Cleator,
because my original name was cursed.
Life was tough as a child and even as an adult
with a name like William, A Cleatoris.
*
Dedicated to Mike Hunt, Anita Cock & Dick Hertz.
I can relate to all of you on a very personal level....

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Ya gotta love them.
Huge, wild, extinct, Flintstone's bus....
Tyrannosaurus.

Rex was his last name.
He disappeared all the same....
Ice age was to blame!!

Triceratops too.
And if he ever said boo...
Would scare even you!!!


*For SKAT's "Dinosaurs" contest...

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