Short Jackpot Poems

orange skies shimmered
desert sands rattled
Jackpot cup jingles...

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Powerball jackpot
The odds are very haystack
For just one needle...

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Tears of joy roll down
As she got the jackpot price
For the lottery....

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The Dow Jones final number 
for the day read...-777 points,
if I were in las vegas,
I'd be hollerin....jackpot !!...

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Love is like hitting three cherries at a Vegas Slot Machine.


One Liner about Love contest by Silent One....

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This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot...

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She thought she'd
hit the jackpot
Until she saw the price
that had to be paid

So she went back
and rummaged through
the sale again....

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Little
Brittle

Hot shot
Catnap

Crackpot
Jackpot

Inflate
Update

Cupcake
He ate /



4/29/19...

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Dream
to win
the jackpot 
retire early
rich

Fact
work hard 
never win
the lottery
poor

3/5/19

Light Up The Page contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Heighten tensions
Realistic pride
Lotto 2 Pounds
A Dangerous Confronter
What Is 2+2
What is 21 Questions
Or 21 Seconds
London of 1969
Is Realistic and True...

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luck smiles at me playing
playing the slot machines from hell
the numbers are turning out 
luck smiles at me 
the numbers turning up
roulette
black, red odd
numbers
hot...

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We have four triple bars on the middle row. 
Anyone will consider this a big win. 
Let's push the cash out button and grin.
We hit the jackpot and now it's time to go.
...

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There once was a gambler called Heinz,
Who needed to pay off his fines;
The right numbers he got
For the lotto jackpot -
Alas all on different lines.

*My experience with the lottery last week...

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What if I won a million-dollar jackpot
Would I still be the same sweet lovable crackpot
Yup, sure would
That's understood
I'd share it with my poetry friends in the sandbox...

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Perky,pert,
He did everything,
On just right alert,
He hit the nail,
And iron,
When it was hot,
And was,
very much,
sought,
for his right time,
so that,
they could alongside,
jingle the jackpot chime....

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Scratch! It's a Jackpot winner!
Running as fast as lightning
His feet can barely keep up;
Had to sell his mother's ring
just to survive and pay rent;
Now to propose to his Love,
the ring's back from the pawn shop....

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We instinctively know
that any primped up poodle,
or any beautiful person
that has won, by chance,
the genetic jackpot
will know in their hearts
that while looks last
 they will have this bad world 
by the balls....

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Ba Da Bing     Ba Da Bing     Ba Da Boom     The crowd is up on it`s feet     You hit the jackpot     Hear this from everyone I meet     Never gambled a day      In my life     Was my jackpot       The day      I married my wife...

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ALL IN!    
 

     Soul's caress       
               Heart's undress   
                            Bodies melt        
                                      Fate's cards dealt  ...  JACKPOT!!!  


    © 2014 all rights reserved...

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If I were to choose 'tween you or 'tween me 
To hit the jackpot in the lottery 
I would choose it be you 
Or someone that you knew 
To lose "Suckers" "Cause I'd want it to be me 


Funny Limerick Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
11/2/2022...

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I WENT TO THE SHOP TODAY ,
TWO CHANCES ON THE LOTTO,
GOT TO BE INIT TO WINIT THEY SAY,
THATS EVERYONES MOTTO.

I REALISED I DON'T NEED TO WIN,
I'D ALREADY WON THE JACKPOT BEFORE,
COS AS I GOT CLOSER TO HOME,
YOU WERE STANDING AT OUR DOOR.

TO G     XXX...

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After spending a small fortune

I finally hit the jackpot

I would like to share the wealth

But my friends think I'm a crackpot

Not a one of them believed me

Since I kept reaching for the stars

They just saw it all as folly

But now I own a dozen cars...

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I dreamt of numbers on jackpot tracks

Sold my watch to buy hundreds of bucks

   For gooey lotto dream spin

   And proclaimed I was all in...

Won five bonus dollars, boy that sucks!

©

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Contest: Susan Burch’s Lottery Ticket Limerick...

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There once was a crazy man called Calvin
spent a lot of money for jackpot win
but it was his bad luck
soon became a bankrupt
started selling tickets for a living!





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Placement:9th;(January 2012)

Contest:Lottery Ticket Limerick

Sponsor:Susan Burch

By:kashinath karmakar...

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Phwoaarh! Anne-Lise really is hot
‘Old woman’ she really is not
With lovely blonde hair
Men ogle and stare
Her husband has hit the jackpot!

Yesterday a vitriolic comment was made and Anne-Lise was called 'old woman' I hope this tribute and picture prove the exact opposite



6/7/19...

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