Short Isle Of Man Poems

Isle Of Man

I-Interesting
S-Sight
L-Land
E-Exquisite 

O-Of
F-Families

M-Many
A-Arrived 
N-Naturally...

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I now know a poet named Jan
She sits on the Isle of Man
She post all her poop
On this Poetry Soup
Of which I am a huge fan...

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I know of a poet named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
She likes to write poop
To add to The Soup
And I'm honestly glad that she can...

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A muse on the Isle of Man
Skipped to the loo aka "can"
But something went wrong
The queue was too long
How could she rush back to Jan?...

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A serpent disturbed in the grass
Slithered up the hose of a lass
But quick as a flash
It made its last dash
A victim of Isle of Man gas...

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There is a young lady named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
Her limericks top rate
She’s back from a break
Can’t wait to read them again...

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The world according to Jan, cucumbers trounce men on the Isle of Man


7 January 2021
Contest: Tease a Friend - Monoku
Sponsor: Bobby May...

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A hunter so skilled
Tail less, from The Isle of Man 
The lovely Manx cat


 
 
   http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/nature-4.php...

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When the Isle of Man Master Baitor
Got a gig on an Irish freighter
To Scotland they sailed
Until they were hailed 
When seamen splashed an aviator...

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The little Manx cat
has a short and stubby tail
This is how they're born.

They come from the Isle of Man.
It's out in the Irish Sea.
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There was a girl on the Isle of Man
Freezing her buttocks off in the can
There was no one to care
If she let off hot air
So toasting toes are now, "Owed to Jan"!...

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There may be a flood in the Isle of Man
From the bladder of poetry Jan
There is no denying
Inco pads I’ll be buying
I’ll judge the contest as fast as I can

27th April 2015...

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goat yoga
relaxes body and mind –
no kidding!

Do watch this clip on the BBC website!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-isle-of-man-44473950/goat-yoga-you-must-be-kidding

7/3/18...

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There are 84,287 people on The Isle of Man
There is only one poet on Soup who lives on this Isle of Man
Her name is JAN famous in her own right 
Her new name shall be: The lone wolf

But we still shall call her, JAN...

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Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Hooray Hooray 
Bruce Anstey won today
Wohoooooooooooooooo

Tribute to my favourite Motorbike Rider who won 
Formula 1 Classic TT race and achieved a new lap record
at the Manx Grand Prix on the Isle of Man today

Jan Allison
26th August 2014...

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There is a quick poet named Jan
                          Who hails from the Isle of Man
                          Her limericks border
                          on Soup`s law and order
                          Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned....

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Jan Allison, Jack Ellison, believe it or not there's no relation
Both love to write about poop, do you see the correlation?
Canada and the Isle Of Man
A loving connection, this poetry clan
Joining hands across the seas, true love among nations...

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Archibald Knox from the Isle of Man
painted scenes in watercolours.
Designer of Art Nouveau 
for Liberty’s London.
My dream is to own
artwork by him,
but sadly
I’m not
rich!

Sponsor: Nayda Ivette Negron
Contest: Favourite Painter
11~23~15...

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There's an awesome lady whose name is Jan
   That happens to live on the Isle of Man
              It's her birthday today
           I'm sending wishes her way
  She brings humor to the Soup, I'm a fan







*Happy Birthday Jan

  




Alexis Y
01/25/2021...

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On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
   Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
   She has a pretty face
   And sips her tea with grace
   Be not taken in – she’s no fragile pearl.


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   Sent with hugs by Lulu` Pascal...

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There's a nice lady named Jan.
She lives on the Isle of Man.
This island is in the Irish Sea.
Jan produces great poetry.
Her writing is of utmost quality.
Jan's on this site putting her works up for display.
Be sure to read and enjoy her entries each day.
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Rich dark chocolate
Salty yet sweet peanut butter centre
I popped it my mouth…
It was love at first bite!

Tim Smith explained to me about Reese’s Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups – to my amazement I discovered hem being sold in a new shop on the Isle of Man  

Jan Allison
13th August 2014...

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Some polar bears went on display
and cheeky folks had a field day
They made it their mission
and changed the position
to polar bears having a lay!

Inspired by the photograph from a display at Tynwald Mills Isle of Man! Thanks to my wonderful friend Chris for sending it to me!

11/21/18...

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There once was a poet called Jan
who took the Mick out of her fellow man 
from the size of his ears
to the size of his wedding  gear
she's the limerick writer from the Isle of Man. 


comp entry 16082016 
famous poets could have gone for a keats, kipling etc.
But Im not good enough, so went for a famous poetry soup poet
jan allison the limerick champion ....

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