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A Polar Mission - Bawdy Limerick For Chris

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Picture from BBC news website

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-46260817

Some polar bears went on display and cheeky folks had a field day They made it their mission and changed the position to polar bears having a lay! Inspired by the photograph from a display at Tynwald Mills Isle of Man! Thanks to my wonderful friend Chris for sending it to me! 11/21/18

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/23/2018 3:52:00 PM

LOL, I'm finishing Soup tonight with a chuckle x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/23/2018 4:01:00 PM

Thanks Jack, I couldn't resist a little poem when i saw this pic lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/22/2018 3:28:00 PM

haha. Love this, Jan. I had reindeer that I would display for Xmas and some kids, two years in a row, put the male deer on top of the female so it looked like this polar bear picture but with the deer right on top of the other. I was not wearing glasses when I looked outside and first saw it and I though OMG what IS that?

Jan Allison
Date: 11/22/2018 3:35:00 PM

lol Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 11/22/2018 7:55:00 AM

Another funny one, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/22/2018 1:03:00 PM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/21/2018 11:45:00 PM

LOL this is so good, by the way they are Canadian Polar Bears!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/22/2018 6:17:00 AM

lol I wondered if this one was french Canandian he looks very aloof... you could say cocky lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 11/21/2018 11:03:00 PM

hahahaha :) love your wit

Jan Allison
Date: 11/22/2018 6:16:00 AM

thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/21/2018 8:49:00 PM

Oh my, what a photo! Great limerick, Jan. this is soo funny. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 11/22/2018 6:16:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 11/21/2018 7:16:00 PM

Oh yes...this photo really calls for a poem and this was a real delight Jan! I loved it! xxoo : )

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2018 7:17:00 PM

My lovely friend Chris sent it to inspire me she knows the type of silly poems I write lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 11/21/2018 3:26:00 PM

Yes seen the photo, on the news, would love to have seen your poem, in large capitol letter in front of it...awesome, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2018 6:11:00 PM

Oh that would be awesome if my poem did get published with the pic elsewhere harry lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/21/2018 3:03:00 PM

I'm not sure how you could rise to the challenge but you certainly have documented a merrier Christmas for all, most especially when those polar bears don't have an iceberg to stand on thanks to Donald Trump! Mahalo for the laugh! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2018 6:10:00 PM

thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/21/2018 11:38:00 AM

Ha!!!! But come on, in front of the kids???? This was funny Jan and yes, the perfect image for one of your wonderful limericks.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2018 6:09:00 PM

I doubt the little ones would have noticed lol sure wish I'd seen it for real lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/21/2018 10:50:00 AM

Haha ,one way to keep warm Jan, Fox's could use that pic to sell their mints.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2018 10:56:00 AM

ha ha ha that would be funny Tom!hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/21/2018 9:56:00 AM

Lol.love it

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2018 10:01:00 AM

I couldn't resist the limerick lol -my lovely friend Chris knows what makes me giggle and I think she knew I would rise to the challenge:-) hugs Jan x