Bobby May Poet Free verse

The Robot Callers

Hello

Goodbye

IRS you say

Goodbye

We are suspending your Social Security

Goodbye

I WON PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE

I know this is a lie, Goodbye

Your calling me on a recorded line then record this

GOODBYE



This is Linda from your doctor’s office reminding you.............
Goodbye, Crap this one was real

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P.S. Awtry October 3, 2019 at 9:21 AM You’ve made me laugh about a subject that makes me want to scream! :D

Line Gauthier October 2, 2019 at 10:05 PM I know how you feel, Bobby!! Love your poem...

CayCay Godwin October 2, 2019 at 6:14 PM Oh, this had me laughing for I greatly relate to phone annoyances and highly appreciate my ability and need to laugh about same; there is so much to tickle us, I think. This is great and the ending!, to hang up with such practiced finality and have it be a wanted call, perfect! Poetry hugs ... CayCau

Jeanne Mcgee October 2, 2019 at 6:12 PM I needed that laugh! Good bye.