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The Robot Callers

Hello Goodbye IRS you say Goodbye We are suspending your Social Security Goodbye I WON PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE I know this is a lie, Goodbye Your calling me on a recorded line then record this GOODBYE This is Linda from your doctor’s office reminding you............. Goodbye, Crap this one was real

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P.S. Awtry

Date: 10/3/2019 9:21:00 AM

You’ve made me laugh about a subject that makes me want to scream! :D

Line Gauthier

Date: 10/2/2019 10:05:00 PM

I know how you feel, Bobby!! Love your poem...

Caycay Jennings

Date: 10/2/2019 6:14:00 PM

Oh, this had me laughing for I greatly relate to phone annoyances and highly appreciate my ability and need to laugh about same; there is so much to tickle us, I think. This is great and the ending!, to hang up with such practiced finality and have it be a wanted call, perfect! Poetry hugs ... CayCau

Jeanne Mcgee

Date: 10/2/2019 6:12:00 PM

I needed that laugh! Good bye.