Robert Gorelick Poet Limerick

Phone Scammers

This is the IRS., are you Mister Hale?
Fork over ten grand or you're going to jail!
Will I be rich or arrested?
My phone's scam infested
I've tried bug spray but to no avail

10/30/22

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Gershon Wolf November 6, 2022 at 5:36 PM Just say 'Scram' to ever darn Scam! ~ Communications Consultants of India

Elizabeth Mccann November 3, 2022 at 9:49 PM My son asked the scammer, "Is this the best job you can get?" A moment's silence, then a tiny, "Yes." Elizabeth Robert Gorelick November 6, 2022 at 11:07 AM I'm angry when I ask for their name and phone number, and they hang up! They deserve a job hammering big rocks into small rocks, Elizabeth!

I Am Anaya November 3, 2022 at 5:59 PM My phone's scam infested, great line! You are the Limerick King, Robert! Robert Gorelick November 6, 2022 at 11:04 AM Well at least "Limerick Duke!" so long as I'm royalty! Wink