Short Irritates Poems

Hiccup irritates
Ribcage hurting critically
Many times a day...

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Night monsters for me
Irritates grandpa, mom smiles 
Papa snores loudly...

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Pain is like a needle that shoots off throbbing aching redness pain that goes into the 

skin that irritates inflammation around it and the muscle is damaged...

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She was often totally furious
With her husband who was penurious
He gave pennies to the poor
After quite a big uproar
His flamboyant stinginess quite curious....

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Alexa Smith is the class swot
She’d answer if others could not
Kids say ‘ask Alexa’
It’s started to vex her
Her name irritates her a lot

08/07/21...

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Everyone has an opinion, an idea, a belief.
Or two or three, some people have many.
Everyone wants to tell me what to do today.
It irritates me.
It confounds me,
As I have my own opinions, ideas, and beliefs too....

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taste
not well
scratchy throat
ruins my buds
my sweet coffee irritates me today

my taste buds are cuckoo right now
an angry throat
has captured
and hurt
me

hey
a great
idea
oh my goodness
even mashed potatoes are not helping...

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Farmer B spent the day moving a carrot from Farm A to B.
Why didn’t you plant it in B in the first place asked his wife, C.
He had no reply, for it made sense, and irritated him a little.
She is an older gal with a tiny beard, and sometimes a bit of spittle....

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Its history
Which is a mystery
It’s not that fun
From it I like to run
It makes me sleep
And its book I have to keep
Its history
Which is a mystery
It makes me so bore
you can hear my loud snore
It irritates me
As you can see
Its history
Which is a mystery...

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Pain bangs its head
against the walls of my thoughts
Eyes struggling with time
As air takes my lungs hostage
Noise irritates the sounds
And darkness from the shadows
softly beckons
as sunlight dances and jeers
just beyond my misery
and pity fills the strangers tear...

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People do certain things that irritates the hell out of me,
yet if you do these very same things, I respond differently.
I find it amusing and so very cute adoringly.
Just another sweet quality of your endearing personality.
You are the exception to my rule most definetly....

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is that a jackaroo or a jillaroo?
I am annoyed, preferring to be called ringer.
have spent the day with a green one.
decide to escape, take a walk by the sea.

broncoing has worn me out.
1080 irritates me.
I finally revitalize, feeling replenished.
thanks to the glorious sky....

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Let her go we urge our cousin
but he is enthralled, entranced,
totally gaga crazy about her

She calls him names
She puts him down
She makes fun of him
She teases him 
She threatens him
She pokes and prods him
She irritates him to the edge of the grand canyon

And yet, there he goes,
Chasing her like a show pony...

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freshly-mown grass smell
irritates sensitive nose 
violent sneezing

reddened itchy eyes
sign of allergies, indeed,
nasal congestion

wearing mask outdoors
reduce irritants from weeds
enjoy the fresh scent

Unwelcome advice
from your friendly lawn-mower
saves doctor's visit!


May 15, 2021...

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I see the grit
You cannot hide 
It won’t quite fit
On the inside

You may fool most
In attempt to conceal
But, more than host
I can feel

I wish it weren’t so
And I couldn’t see through
It’s best not to know
Why you do what you do

But I read your smile
It’s so plain to see
Though fun for a while
Now it irritates me...

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That shelter-less man under the bridge'
Irritates that lady who swears at him;
They together beg their anger abridge,
They come back; again sing the same love hymn,
Whose husband was he? Whose wife she, a midge?
Both have many issues all go well trim.


15 June 2021
Bite Size Poem no7 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier...

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Many believe love a fantasy to be;The greater fantasy believing themselves to love.
Eros irritates me. For agape I hope.
Perhaps a monastic I should be and wear the cowl, sparring my soul from sorrow, though deep within I hold a heart full of love which I hide for fear of heartlessness from this foul realm , filled with insincerity and hypocrisy...

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Every day is teeming with choices
Eat at home, eat out, order eggs, order pancakes
With sausage, without sausage, hold the syrup, extra syrup
Take out or in house dining...

Overwhelmed I walk back home without food.
Put on my pajamas and lie back in my Lazy-Girl
My boss calls. This irritates me, so I do not pick up.
Probably worst choice so far...

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Water tip topped.
At about 4 O'clock.
It just irritates me.
Does it make any effect on thee.
I just can't concentrate.
It make me so frustrate.
Don't know what to do.
Have to work and fix it too.
No chance to call a plumber.
Oh! this sound just hits me like a hammer.
Should I continue or go to sleep.
As this has got me in a thought so deep. 

Just a random one !!...

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Just in a mode of sensation 
                                              privileged for own desires
                                            communication without wires
                                             not even with remote control 
                                                     but heart to heart
                                          love continues irritates in feeling...

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She whispered sweet nothings in his ear
  He seemed so pleased, she’d nothing to fear  

So odd, thought she, he never liked this before
  And now with his smile, he clearly wants more… 

If you can keep a secret, dear reader, I’ll tell you, says he
  I’ve gone deaf as a doorpost; nothing irritates me

I just keep this silly smile glued to my face  
  Nod my head sometimes too, just in case…...

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Ding dong
The bell rang
My mind wouldn’t let me stand
Oh now, 
Who’s there?
Nobody could hear my mind talking

A fly 
Across my ear 
Was bothering my for a while
Now the door bell
Irritates me 

Go away
I don’t need any sympathy

I want to get up
Scream out loud
Throw things,

Why,
A reason won’t be a hard one to give
Forgiveness will be

Who’s here to choose?
Who’s on the losing end?...

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I love people who flap their lips
Saying what's on their minds
Ask them how they reached their conclusion
They become instant mimes

I know I love to hear or read
What people have to state
But nothing irritates me more
Than peoples inablility to actually communicate

A difference of opinion
Is what brings experience
But when you can't share your thoughts or feelings
I am exonerated by your silence...

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I think that I shall never see
a beast as loathsome as a flea.

A flea whose hungry mouth consumes
all the blood that it exhumes.

A flea that gets into my hair
and makes me scratch 'til I am bare.

A flea that makes me itch all day
and irritates in every way.

Upon whose head curses we rain;
whose biting we have scratched in vain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
but God should not have made the flea....

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Not like my Daddy I think
As he is perfect
Superhuman
With super powers

Mom puts him down and laughs
Trying to make him mortal or worse
This always irritates me
He is my hero

Other men have wives who revere them
Or at least pretend to adore and respect them in pubic
Not like my dad

Luckily, my daddy was a saint
And always said wonderful things about my mother
No matter how sarcastic she was,
Because he was a hero with super powers...

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