Short Incompetent Poems
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You are incompetent she said
Not with words
With looks, smirks mostly
I feel this now
Begin my countdown
Making my escape
From a place
I no longer belong.
Imminent
Present
Innocent
Resident
Persistent
Continent
Evident
Confident
Recurrent
Insolent
Sufficient
Impatient
Lenient
Different
Incident
Incompetent
Transient
SPELLING MATTERS
The girls of the typing pool felt I was important
Now they all know I am just impotent
Bad enough they knew I was incompetent
But I cringe now they know I’m incontinent
LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.
5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest
ALONE
Deserted with his humour failing,
Walks alone, emotions trailing,
Ripped and broken on the floor,
A lover with a love no more.
Torn from it's cage and left in the dirt,
His incompetent heart,
Haemorrhages,
Hurts.
Let's all stand up and voice our disapproval
Of an incompetent leader and vote for his removal
Has serious mental issues
The dilemma continues
Won't rest easy till the end of this debacle
Feeling better... yay!!!
I hear them
Muttering, whispering, conspiring
Always there; creeping, sneering
Telling me
I'm useless, hopeless, incompetent
They hate me; despise me
I'm paranoid,
Gripping me, sucking my life and soul
Make me hateful; angry, suspicious
Losing it
Watching, plotting, spying
I'll get them; destroy them, end them
Oh! my extinct love,
secretively killing me,
Incapacitate.
It's fun- a reason
Having this sort of ennui
Love stabbed...piece of heart
Penetrating deep within
It hurts...so vulnerable.
Like brain-twisting poetry
numb...feeling of nothingness
no meter- nothing to write
so incompetent.
*jun-jun villanueva
Dusk
birds chirping before sleep
the sun has run away
stealing all that I love
the clouds
float past
they have stories too
that all become faded memories
incompetent fools
I wish I were a painter
this image I have expressed
would take me forever
then I could freeze time
and live in Iceland
where shadows live forever
To assume is to judge
to accuse based on assumption
is incompetent.
Assumption without full knowledge
creates friction.
Choosing ones words carefully
shows respect and responsibility
as well as charactor.
An individual whom assumes and takes quick
action upon that assumption projects
insecurity within ones self.
Never Assume.
C.O.V.I.D.
Control
Of
Very
Incompetent
Dumbasses
C.O.V.I.D.
Control
Of
Vile
Idiots
Democratically
C.O.V.I.D.
Contemptible
Oppression
Violating
Individuals
Daily
Covid19 while bad is nowhere near the oppressive measures being implemented daily by the same people we put in charge.
Eric (and sometimes not)
I’ve studied the matter, compared statistics,
evaluated lives with unbiased prejudices,
my research and facts painstakingly sourced –
though four times married, four times divorced –
call me daft, incompetent, or feckless
my conclusions are sound not reckless,
and the indisputable truth that emerges?
Men and women make the worse marriages.
The black mess of a heart that was
is filled with incompetent flaws
ablaze with memories so sweet
now doused with a soul incomplete
A face so bleak the features seem inept to it's face
a mind wandering to many an imaginary place
a limp body not affiliated in any way to the mind
because in this black mess of a heart the good is yours to find...
Help me smother this irritation ~ with lines and punctuations ~
Feed me pronouns ~ to drown incompetent sounds ~
Nouns to block inevitable frowns ~ verbs to calm nerves ~
Synonyms to perpetuate and penetrate minds ~ antonyms to reiterate in rhyme~
Give me a vocabulary of words to express my perturb ~ why must people be so absurd
Lay
What was I thinking
I should have prepared
Offbeat was my blinking
It’s clear, I don’t care
I’m only a fraud
Incompetent fake
An average facade
Even that isn’t great
Unfortunate victims
Who saw false potential
It seems that I’ve tricked them
With phony credentials
Make no mistake
This is not a confession
I, too, took the bait
Subconscious deception
Such a disaster
self-tanning cream
the pride of looking sporty
the mirror pulls face
deep philosophy
the poet is in deep water
saved by çow tide
one type of success
when work brings happiness
and not endless doubts
the loser is a man
who knows he is incompetent
yet accuses other
the news I read
has been the same for 50 years
war and filmstars
Israel, Israel, oh promised land,
rise above Netanyahu, and take a stand..
Gaza's been blown to a shred.
7,000 Gaze an children are dead.
This militant revenge with it's pelleting sting
has created a Holocaust of suffering..
Netanyahu's actions will cause you more woe.
This incompetent leader needs to go..
It's time to find peace, to negotiate and
stop creating more terrorists in wait..
Have you had enough of childish lies
and incompetent response?
Have you bathed in toxic manhood
until you long for nuance?
Are we going to save this planet?
Or will we all move somewhere else?
Will we turn our eyes toward justice
or become a failed police state?
I propose a national "makeover"
a new "US" to change our fate.
You adults will have to do this -
I only hope it's not too late.
Living in the moment
Intertwined with caution
Fondling with death
Endless absent-minded absorption
Innocent and naïve
Silent but deadly
Arrogant misconception
Phenomenal credibility
Reality sets harsh
Immediate results
Various humans scrambling
Incompetent lives ran up
Leeching to get upstairs
Entitled to nothing worthwhile
God hawks their sorrow
Eventually guiding them back down
Blackness fills the mind, as saddness decends.
Feeling incompetent, I cannot make amends.
Thoughts swirl, inside my mind...
Of Ideas and actions, not yet defined.
I would like to feel again and be free.
That is not, right now; a possibilty.
Trapped in this mental cage, for now.
Hoping to get help somehow.
If I should ever die, I'm the owner..
Give someone else a chance, I'm a organ donar.
Incompetent and scared
You’ll get caught
With your fingers
All unprepared
To carve the image
You have made
Say what you know
And never forget
To grow in grace
For you were placed
Here to change
The status quo
Being formal but kind
Will help you pass
The structures set
For your decline
Grab the rail
And hold on
While life sails
Cover your head
Note the haven
And return
With the next tide
Forestry Service and Bureau of Land Management
I don't know, maybe this year, you do your damn job?!
Maybe this year, you anticipate the obvious trend of massive fires?
Do you think fire lines are out of the question? Equipment pre loaded in quadrants, with watch-towers and water for extreme dry conditions?
Follow the windA**holes !-!Maybe the royal pisssTheCitizens
are taking
can hit you on the way out.
Such a disaster
Waking up in the morning
Shamelessly white
Haiku
Self- tanning cream
The pride of looking sporty
The mirror pulls face
Haiku
Deep philosophy
The poet is in deep water
Saved by low tide
Haiku
One types of success
When your work brings happiness
And not endless doubt
Haiku
The loser a man
Who knows he`s incompetent
Yet accuse others
The news I read
Been the same for fifty years
War and film stars
Hidden messages.
Subliminal.
Yet glaringly obvious to the keen observer.
I wouldn't have relations with someone incompetent.
So it shouldn't come to great surprise that I am seen through.
The intentions of youth obvious.
Yet Hope prevails.
The irony of the hidden message hidden in dab and shot soaked memory's.
Soon to be corroded from the flow of recollection.
A late nights morning.
Kissing the dry mouth of the dreary after a hard days night.
WORD FOR TODAY: PATENT
Ideas and inventions have commercial value if packaged as a PATENT
The document legally prevents any unauthorized use of the CONTENT
Many inventors have been plagiarized because the attack was LATENT
Pirates usually have subtle ways of stealing ideas; they hide the INTENT
Harsh reality is these beneficiaries of others’ sweat are INCOMPETENT
Registering trademarks, ideas and inventions make them quite POTENT
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