Short Humpty Dumpty Poems
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Some people seem to have it all.
Some keep running and trying.
And I feel gone.
Humpty Dumpty,
would you mind scooching?
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preview not a pinnacle
expectation unfolds a dampener
when there's always another
peak to climb on
the humpty dumpty horizon
on easter morning
blue egg in the nest unboiled
humpty dumpty mess
Dave Austin
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
But so Humpty Dumpty wouldn’t fall
He was sent by the head of human resource
On a three week health and safety course
Form:
Huffy Puffy had a smoke
Huffy Puffy had to choke
All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again.
Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall
His Winter was one of the best of them all
The Spring was a gift of Eternal Life
Summer reminds him of the Death of his Wife
Goldilocks had three, not one berry,
Humpty Dumpty in jubilation
Mary, who is quite ordinary
Rainbow gold tip tethers creation
Jack, Jill, and my son are happy.
Republican head
Democrat heart
Mired in conflict
Forever apart
Symbiotic division
Zero Sum in intent
Mutual destruction
—broken not bent
(Dreamsleep: October, 2023)
Humpty Dumpty didn’t bounce like a grape
Nor fly away with a magical cape
He turned a shell of himself
When he fell off the shelf
Since they hadn’t yet, invented duck tape
The philosophy of Carroll's Humpty Dumpty today
over all,ie you&me now holds sway
Words mean 'what I choose them to mean',Dumpty said
this woke wonderland,prevails wherever you tread
The philosophy of nursery ryhmer Humpty Dumpty
now hold sway over all,including you&me
Words mean what I choose them to mean,Dumpty said
a woke wonderland,prevails now,wherever you tread
The Humpty Dumpty conundrum -
is it a cravat or cummerbund?
Do not answer this in haste -
from the bottom up what is his waist
might as well be his neck,
and now that egg is in a wreck.
Humpty Dumpty fell from great height,
perfectly mixing the yolk and the white.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
had them some omelettes, then had some again.
People yelled to Humpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
Humpty Dumpty
All the Kings men were out at the Ball
When rumours say Humpty had taken a fall
But he's still in one piece and without any pain
In fact, he's on holiday, on the south coast of Spain
People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
Numpty Trumpty plans to build a brick wall
Will it be his election downfall
As all the bricklayers and all the tradesmen
Have vowed not to lay a brick ever again!
05~19~17
Humpty-Dumpty sat on the wall and gambled,
That if he fell his yolk would not be scrambled.
Yet when he fell,
He cracked his shell.
Alas, no way he could be reassembled!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Got lil drunk, then broke
Enough with stories,
Crack the damn yoke!
Miracle be with wall
Drama it started all
Without the climb
There is no fall,
What would then...
God's Glory call?
People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call
© Jack Ellison 2015
One often tries to get things back,
to fix and sort without the knack,
HUMPTY DUMPTY comes to mind,
don’t be silly, rash or blind,
but looking hard as best one can,
for stuff alike a top class plan,
a swop or close match just began
Humpy dumpty, knowing that you
Were an egg, why would you sit
On a wall and are you that clumsy
To fall off without anyone pushing you
You knew that if you fell
They couldn’t put you back together
Again, wish I could have helped you
Humpty Dumpty came to town
wearing a despicable frown,
ordered a drink and drank it down,
sitting up so tall.
An egg as stubborn as mule,
he had forgotten the golden rule.
So, though he sat high on his stool,
he took a dreadful fall.
So let me get this straight. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He had a great fall and broke into a bunch of pieces. So the king called upon horses and men to put him back together again? The king called upon horses to put him back together again?
2014
Archipelago, a word rarely spoken
Dictionary lists it as a token
gesture to eggheads and nerds
who have to know every word
Just don’t ask Humpty-Dumpty
~ his recollection’s broken