Short Humpty Dumpty Poems

Humpty Dumpty  had a great fall
Yet  did not achieve  greatness....

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Humpty Dumpty

indubitably

was a walnut

who fell off it....

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The arrogant man 
Humpty dumpty on the  ground
shattered eg-o now....

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Eggs
Scrambled
Fried on toast
Sunny side up
Shell...

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His face is so Stern
 if cemented it would crack 
like Humpty Dumpty...

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heart sensitive 
ties brittle 
done easily 
no undoing
humpty dumpty!...

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unscramble the egg
Humpty Dumpty should have lived
puzzle master failed...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
But Humpty Dumpty couldn’t fall
Because he had to wear a safety harness...

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another day breaks
humpty dumpty, ‘off the wall,’
peace is everywhere

Brian Johnston
July 25, 2015...

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Like Humpty Dumpty we all fall, but faith will help us climb any wall.


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 8/23/2016
17 syllables...

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All the King's horses,
And all the Knights that he made,
Couldn't help poor king Humpty,
And his desire to get laid....

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Some people seem to have it all.
Some keep running and trying.

And I feel gone.

Humpty Dumpty, 
would you mind scooching?...

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Listen to poem:

preview not a pinnacle

expectation unfolds a dampener
when there's always another
peak to climb on
the humpty dumpty horizon...

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on easter morning
                blue egg in the nest unboiled
                                         humpty dumpty mess

  Dave Austin...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
But so Humpty Dumpty wouldn’t fall
He was sent by the head of human resource
On a three week health and safety course...

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Huffy Puffy had a smoke

Huffy Puffy had to choke

All the king’s doctors and all the king’s men

Couldn’t put Huffy Puffy’s lungs together again....

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Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall 
His Winter was one of the best of them all
The Spring was a gift of Eternal Life
Summer reminds him of the Death of his Wife...

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Goldilocks had three, not one berry, 
Humpty Dumpty in jubilation
Mary, who is quite ordinary
Rainbow gold tip tethers creation
Jack, Jill, and my son are happy....

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Republican head
Democrat heart
Mired in conflict
Forever apart
Symbiotic division
Zero Sum in intent
Mutual destruction
—broken not bent

(Dreamsleep: October, 2023)...

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Humpty Dumpty didn’t bounce like a grape
Nor fly away with a magical cape
He turned a shell of himself
When he fell off the shelf
Since they hadn’t yet, invented duck tape...

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The philosophy of Carroll's Humpty Dumpty today
 over all,ie you&me now holds sway
Words mean 'what I choose them to mean',Dumpty said
this woke wonderland,prevails wherever you tread...

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The philosophy of nursery ryhmer Humpty Dumpty
now hold sway over all,including you&me
Words mean what I choose them to mean,Dumpty said
a woke wonderland,prevails now,wherever you tread...

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Humpty Dumpty fell from great height,
perfectly mixing the yolk and the white.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
had them some omelettes, then had some again.
...

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People yelled to Humpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call...

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People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call...

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