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Humpty's Don'T Bounce

Humpty Dumpty didn’t bounce like a grape
Nor fly away with a magical cape
He turned a shell of himself
When he fell off the shelf
Since they hadn’t yet, invented duck tape

Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2023

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Linda Alice Fowler

November 14, 2023 at 11:53 AM

LOL David. 1001 uses for 100 MPH tape - and now there is gorilla tape (500 MPH)! Great limerick. :)

November 11, 2023 at 3:55 AM

LOL, thanks for the laugh

November 6, 2023 at 4:48 PM

Clever, entertaining limerick, David! Janice

Andrea Dietrich

November 6, 2023 at 11:55 AM

I like this one very much. What a great limerick.

Margarita Lillico

November 6, 2023 at 7:39 AM

Very inventive, Dave! Funny witty and bouncy too:)

November 2, 2023 at 6:53 PM

Oh, this is a good one! ~ George Bush Jr.

Paula Goldsmith

October 31, 2023 at 7:36 PM

A fun/creative write. How could we live without duck tape ??? Have a fun day writing away............

Hilda Greenhough

October 30, 2023 at 9:28 AM

I love it. Thank you.

October 29, 2023 at 11:40 PM

You nailed it, David. Great Limerick, my friend. Brough a smile to my face, thank you, my friend. Have a great week! Bill

October 29, 2023 at 5:03 PM

That duck tape isn’t all its quacked up to be. I wouldn’t be shelling out on any. A fun limerick, David

October 29, 2023 at 4:03 PM

Pshawww. No one could’ve ever called him hard boiled. Lol David.

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