Short Humping Poems

dry humping
my pillow
rapidly
bouncing
basket
balls...

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loner where is the cat
humping the dog
must be oscar night...

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bee dance on flower
pollinate super power
hot dog humping leg...

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it was jumping
humping
having pride fun
under the jungle drum
and romancing
it was
PARADE DANCING...

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its hot i dance a lot
i can help but dance
it puts me in a trance
its got me humping
and jumping
THIS MUSIC FEET STOMING...

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Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
...

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The craziest thing  has happened to me
I saw a cat humping a bee
She meowed once with delight
I covered my eyes from the sight
Then she started humping my knee...

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Off to the vet my little dog went

Because of bad habits he was sent.

His humping days over,

So sad for poor Rover,

But for me..... it was money well spent....

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- women dressing themselves up to resemble meat
-misinterpreted holidays
-chasing other people's dreams
    (and humping their works)
-Failing hearts
     (and collapsed lungs)
-blood flaked spit
     (in dirty ashtrays)...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke foreign dialects...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’
His owner turned beetroot red blushin
She said to her cat
Please will you stop that
Old Nancy next door may be lookin!

Thanks to a lovely on line friend for the inspiration

1/1/21...

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Natures fist, such bliss
climb the weeping willow tree!
so inspiring

Natures kiss, wet lips
clouds surround, I imagine.
Poetry firing.



We embrace, she twists
grooving to R&B tones.
Dancing, dry humping.

Her elegant grace,
amazing and entrancing.
Just look at her face...


Jared Pickett
10/3/09
Asavvy1...

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Men
                                                 Handsome, strong
                                               Lying, flirting, lusting
                                         Black, White, Hispanic, Asian
                                           Kissing, licking, humping
                                                  Humorous, silent
                                                           Alpha...

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pets are at our mercy
whether they become parents
it is not their decision
we had our male dog fixed today
we have had a lot of dogs fixed
maybe it is because of my age
but I felt guilty about this one
taking his choices away
I do not remember feeling this way before
He is a gorgeous dog,
but he has been humping everything
and he has wandered pretty far from home
there is no telling how far he would walk for the right female
I cannot lose him
I love him
he is my baby...

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It'll rain a lot more than usual today.
And then it will be morning.
It applies to everything in our world.
The stars will age with time.
Reality's fabric will be torn apart.
Humping.
Perhaps the laughing of an oracle.
The night is bitterly cold.
The world around us is a jumble of dots.
Earth is a speck.
The sun, the sea, and love are all dots too.
Love is in the air, and everyone is looking for it.
a never-ending string of dots and circles....

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a kiss
a touch
a caress
the brush of a finger across a nipple
a tongue gliding down along a pulse point

hot, sweaty
bodies slick against each other
the aroma of arousal
the pungent smell of desire
thrusting into a well of wetness and need

the little death
breathless
moaning and groaning
oh God, oh God, oh God

tumultuous, turbulent 
tangy,  trembling
taunt flesh

straining, arching
humping, pumping
over and over again

glorious
orgasmic
euphoric 
a taste of heaven...

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