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Getting the Hump -Bawdy Limerick

Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’ His owner turned beetroot red blushin She said to her cat Please will you stop that Old Nancy next door may be lookin! Thanks to a lovely on line friend for the inspiration 1/1/21

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Alexis Y.

Date: 1/6/2021 6:45:00 AM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2021 3:03:00 PM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 1/4/2021 12:16:00 AM

I wonder if Lemmy's favorite day is hump day? Thanks for the giggle and snort, Jan. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2021 3:03:00 PM

lol thanks John:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/3/2021 11:51:00 AM

Good one, Jan. Animals have no shame! LOL! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2021 3:03:00 PM

thanks janice:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/3/2021 4:27:00 AM

Cute one. LOL..Thanks for all your visits to my pages. It is the thought that someone next door might be looking that got next to me. Scary... Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2021 7:48:00 AM

I can just imagine an old maid next door being offended lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/2/2021 9:56:00 PM

Hello Jan … might have got Viagra for Christmas - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2021 3:38:00 AM

oh viagra for cats ... i dont think they need it from what my friend says about her kitty lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/2/2021 7:22:00 PM

This'll get me over my New Year's hangover hump for sure, Jan! ~ Teetotaler Me

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2021 3:37:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 1/2/2021 6:36:00 PM

Cute Limerick Jan. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 6:42:00 PM

thanks Judy:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/2/2021 10:42:00 AM

Honolulu Zoo has a Galapagos tortoise that prefers a rock to the females; everyone can hear him grinding away! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 2:09:00 PM

rhyming tortoise with noise and maybe preferring boys lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 2:08:00 PM

ha ha ha am sure there is a poem there Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/2/2021 7:04:00 AM

LOL, love it. Wishing you, Hubby & son a great New Year x

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 2:08:00 PM

thanks jack:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 1/2/2021 5:07:00 AM

I enjoyed your humorous poem Jan, Happy New Year...hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 12:23:00 PM

thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 1/1/2021 6:25:00 PM

Great imagery, Jan . hugs eve

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 12:20:00 PM

thanks Eve:-) hipe you are feeling much better:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 1/1/2021 6:14:00 PM

Very amusing Jan, was it the ‘cushion’ that got the hump or the cat for getting caught in the act... Best wishes for the New Year ~ Belle :-) Hugs xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2021 12:20:00 PM

lol Belle:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/1/2021 2:13:00 PM

So much fun! Great imagery!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/1/2021 2:15:00 PM

I thought it prudent not to find a picture lol:-) hugs jan xx