Short Hemorrhoid Poems
Short Hemorrhoid Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hemorrhoid by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hemorrhoid by length and keyword.
Crude Bodily Humor
Large hemorrhoid piles
obstruct waste evacuation
Evoke toilet time howls
In flat rectal production...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, funny
Form:
Epigram
Mafia Critique
The mafia is like a hemorrhoid:
-Both absolutely no use
-Both put the squeeze on their victim
- and both are a pain in the anus!!...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, funny
Form:
Light Verse
Tonsils With An Adenoid
Tonsils With An Adenoid
Took out my tonsils and adenoid,
Then did remove my hemorrhoid;
Received an itch,
From each stitch;
My life more comfortably enjoyed.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Avoid Having a Hemmorhoid
Avoid Having a Hemorrhoid
We always avoid having a hemorrhoid,
Even if bothered or became annoyed;
Inside dwelling,
Much swelling;
Never enjoyed so do have destroyed.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Then What Are You
holding
on to the
shirt sleeve
of my supervisor
i repeatedly
asked him
what am i
what am i
he being
annoyed
aggravatedly
stated he
didn't know
so i told
him i'm a
hemorrhoid...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Cat Sitter
My hemorrhoid
cushion
looks a lot like
our black cat
curled up
on my recliner
So, I am
always
worried about
sitting
on her
Although
she would
be soft....
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, cat,
Form:
Free verse
A "brush" With Horror
Forget to brush; must maintain that gleam
Run to sink, grab a tube, no light stream
Such an odd taste in my mouth
Quickly I must spit it out
Oh, dear Lord, it’s Dad’s hemorrhoid cream!
(Sadly, a true story)...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, funny
Form:
Limerick
Trump Sitting On a Bar Stool
Trump Sitting On A Bar Stool
There was Trump sitting on a bar stool
With each hemorrhoid fighting a duel
And when he looked at their logistics
His body and mind both went ballistics
On one coming out first we took s pool.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Trees Caused Me to Sneeze and Wheeze
poems should start writing
after each one are sighting
will be inviting
when breeze blows through trees
will always cause me to sneeze
later also wheeze
increased light incandescent
would be incessant
perfect and pleasant
we were not sure which
after we had found a glitched
did decide to switch
had hemorrhoid
we were really annoyed
we will avoid
...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Mrs Hemorrhoid
You messed around
and married a real
"pain-in-the butt" man
known throughout the land
for ripping
burning
completely deserting
then leaving
women hurting
his only claim to fame
is over reacting
and lacking class
a self-proclaimed pain in the ass
a crook with line
and hook to cast
things will never be the same
trade away your maiden name
to Mrs. Hemorrhoid
and wear his name with class....
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life, love, passion, people,
Form:
Rhyme
All the Lonely People
I took my grandson to the barbershop today . Tonight is prom night so very special i must say.
As I sat and looked around expressionless faces was all that could be found. All about gazing into their iPhones and androids it was engough to pop a hemorrhoid.
O tempora o mores as Cicero would say is this what our world has become today.
The ability to converse has become almost remedial. One day i fear our tongues will become vestigial....
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, america,
Form:
Blank verse
What's Up Doc
A doctor can cure people’s ills
By prescribing lotions and pills
Cannot get an appointment -
Dad needs hemorrhoid ointment
Eyes water, poor dad needs no thrills!
Find medics to help him real quick
Great bulging piles get on his wick
He needs his treatment today
I will assist him to pay
Joins BUPA; they’ll treat when you’re sick!
Limerick Ii poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
syllables 8,8,7,7,8
* real counted as 1 syllable
1/9/19...
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, body, health, pain,
Form:
Limerick
Doctor Strange Glove
Just last night I awoke from a dream
Sat up in bed and started to scream
Like a funeral pyre
It set my hole on fire
I sure could use some hemorrhoid cream
But I went to the doctor instead
He told me to bend over the bed
Before anyone knew
It dropped down to my shoe
And sat there looking swollen and red
The doctor said I'll give it a shot
But it's going to hurt you a lot
That's when he scratched his head
Tossed it up on the bed
And then tied the damn thing in a knot
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Categories:
hemorrhoid, fire,
Form:
Limerick