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A doctor can cure people’s ills By prescribing lotions and pills Cannot get an appointment - Dad needs hemorrhoid ointment Eyes water, poor dad needs no thrills! Find medics to help him real quick Great bulging piles get on his wick He needs his treatment today I will assist him to pay Joins BUPA; they’ll treat when you’re sick! Limerick Ii poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May syllables 8,8,7,7,8 * real counted as 1 syllable 1/9/19

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/26/2019 7:44:00 PM

Hey, finally able to see this winner list. it's about time!! Congrats, jan. This is always a humorous topic haha!!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/25/2019 3:04:00 AM

Back with a pile of congrats Jan. Tom.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/24/2019 8:22:00 PM

Good one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/24/2019 5:40:00 PM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Eve Roper

Date: 1/24/2019 5:14:00 PM

A great poem, Jan, and a big congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve ~`*

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 1/16/2019 6:34:00 PM

Jan I'm sorry but I have to be honest.....I think this is just a bunch of Poop !!! lol Hugs

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/10/2019 12:53:00 PM

LOL Even with the "alphabet" rule, your humor shines, Jan. Poor Dad! I have an old one, "A Brush with Horror," on hemorrhoid cream. Still, for those who have hemorrhoids, it's no laughing matter. Great entry, Jan!

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 1/9/2019 5:31:00 PM

Another beauty from your very witty and creative quill, Jan! Love humorous writes! Thanks for commenting on the Limerick limerick. I too love to concoct them and hope to come up with more. Take good care - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 1/10/2019 12:43:00 AM

I'm working on more for the contest I may change the poem I enter if I think its better than this one, just cant resist the challenge lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/9/2019 3:04:00 PM

great job, jan! i'm amazed with the alphabetical lines - it seems like it would be really hard to do that...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 4:07:00 PM

It was a challenge Ilene I usually write a basic limerick in 2 minutes, this took a good deal longer:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/9/2019 2:23:00 PM

Lol! Jan, You out did yourself with one. Thanks for laughs. I really needed it. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 3:51:00 PM

It was a real challenge even for me Alexis lol took me more than my usual 2 minutes!:-) hugs Jan xx

Valerie Staton

Date: 1/9/2019 1:59:00 PM

Hilarious!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 3:50:00 PM

thanks Valerie:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/9/2019 1:43:00 PM

- omg. - :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 3:50:00 PM

Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 1/9/2019 1:00:00 PM

LOL, this is way to funny JAN, you should write for Americas politicians all of them are full of hot air.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 1:27:00 PM

lol I think many politicians are a pain in the butt and that goes more them all over the world!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/9/2019 12:23:00 PM

Has he tried farting? Politicians claim a little hot air is soothing . . . . Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 12:27:00 PM

lol rico:-) they would vibrate and politicians must all have piles they are so full of hot air among other things lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/9/2019 12:20:00 PM

Haha well written Jan, the dreaded piles, nothing a hot poker won't sort lol. These lims with the added rules are challenging . Good luck. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 12:26:00 PM

I wrote most of it yesterday but only got home about an hour ago and hadn't had chance to finish it until now:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/9/2019 12:03:00 PM

You made it seem so easy, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2019 12:09:00 PM

Believe me Line it was a challenge I wrote 9 lines then have been out all day and only just finished it, piles are a real pain in the butt !!:-) hugs Jan xx