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A doctor can cure people’s ills
By prescribing lotions and pills
Cannot get an appointment -
Dad needs hemorrhoid ointment
Eyes water, poor dad needs no thrills!

Find medics to help him real quick
Great bulging piles get on his wick
He needs his treatment today
I will assist him to pay
Joins BUPA; they’ll treat when you’re sick!

Limerick Ii poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May

syllables 8,8,7,7,8
* real counted as 1 syllable

1/9/19

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2019

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/26/2019 7:44:00 PM Hey, finally able to see this winner list. it's about time!! Congrats, jan. This is always a humorous topic haha!! Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/25/2019 3:04:00 AM Back with a pile of congrats Jan. Tom. Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 1/24/2019 8:22:00 PM Good one, Jan! CONGRATS! Janice Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 1/24/2019 5:40:00 PM Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 1/24/2019 5:14:00 PM A great poem, Jan, and a big congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve ~`* Login to Reply

Jerry T Curtis Date: 1/16/2019 6:34:00 PM Jan I'm sorry but I have to be honest.....I think this is just a bunch of Poop !!! lol Hugs Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/10/2019 12:53:00 PM LOL Even with the "alphabet" rule, your humor shines, Jan. Poor Dad! I have an old one, "A Brush with Horror," on hemorrhoid cream. Still, for those who have hemorrhoids, it's no laughing matter. Great entry, Jan! Login to Reply

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 1/9/2019 5:31:00 PM Another beauty from your very witty and creative quill, Jan! Love humorous writes! Thanks for commenting on the Limerick limerick. I too love to concoct them and hope to come up with more. Take good care - Bob Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/10/2019 12:43:00 AM I'm working on more for the contest I may change the poem I enter if I think its better than this one, just cant resist the challenge lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 1/9/2019 3:04:00 PM great job, jan! i'm amazed with the alphabetical lines - it seems like it would be really hard to do that... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 4:07:00 PM It was a challenge Ilene I usually write a basic limerick in 2 minutes, this took a good deal longer:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 1/9/2019 2:23:00 PM Lol! Jan, You out did yourself with one. Thanks for laughs. I really needed it. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-)Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 3:51:00 PM It was a real challenge even for me Alexis lol took me more than my usual 2 minutes!:-) hugs Jan xx

Valerie Staton Date: 1/9/2019 1:59:00 PM Hilarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 3:50:00 PM thanks Valerie:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/9/2019 1:43:00 PM - omg. - :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 3:50:00 PM Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May Date: 1/9/2019 1:00:00 PM LOL, this is way to funny JAN, you should write for Americas politicians all of them are full of hot air. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 1:27:00 PM lol I think many politicians are a pain in the butt and that goes more them all over the world!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 1/9/2019 12:23:00 PM Has he tried farting? Politicians claim a little hot air is soothing . . . . Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 12:27:00 PM lol rico:-) they would vibrate and politicians must all have piles they are so full of hot air among other things lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/9/2019 12:20:00 PM Haha well written Jan, the dreaded piles, nothing a hot poker won't sort lol. These lims with the added rules are challenging . Good luck. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 12:26:00 PM I wrote most of it yesterday but only got home about an hour ago and hadn't had chance to finish it until now:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier Date: 1/9/2019 12:03:00 PM You made it seem so easy, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2019 12:09:00 PM Believe me Line it was a challenge I wrote 9 lines then have been out all day and only just finished it, piles are a real pain in the butt !!:-) hugs Jan xx